Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
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Obituaries really should be that funny. It would make death so much less depressing.
Try in the VIP room of a strip club in Reno!
@ Firstmonday. Go get crucified like you bitch gods son. Or better yet take some acid while on shrooms with heroin being injected into you so that you can write a better bible cause that's what really went down a long time ago. And I don't want to hear the religious people going nuts unless one of them can prove that god exists. Fully. Otherwise stop bitching at people who want to live their lives. Grow the fuck up.
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure"
So if I don't sleep with a guy I will inherit the kingdom of the lord? Doesn't inherit mean it'll be mine? Hell yea.
Maybe Scorpio, or possibly that new one down in Lake Wylie -- Rainbow something? It looks skeevy as hell.
Def Scorpio, it's free beer night there, HAD to be.
YEA THO HE WHO LIES WITH ANOTHER MAN AS THOUGH HE IS A WOMAN SHALL NOT INHERIT THE KINGDOM OF THE LORD!!!!!!!!!!
Come on troll, if you're going to try to quote scripture to piss people off at least quote it correctly, rather than bastardize multiple scriptures and half-assedly throw them together.
Omg! I fucking love this!
@FIREBURD U GROWTHE FUCKUP BRITNEY!!!!
Whatre you talking about? Obituaries are the second best part of the paper, next to personals. Especially when youre older and start seeing jackasses from high school that you never liked at all.