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  • Submitted by jasboo on Aug 1, 10 at 1:13pm

    how the hell did you maintain rod during a zac efron movie?? ...somebodies in the closet...

  • Submitted by DustyBozangas on Aug 1, 10 at 3:33pm

    Why were you at that movie in the first place? Are you dating a preteen? Oh, wait, handjob. Preteen.

  • Submitted by abczxy on Aug 1, 10 at 3:39pm

    I'm sure all the hatin on hand jobs is coming from guys who can barely get girls too look at their dicks...

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      Submitted by DustyBozangas on Aug 1, 10 at 5:25pm

      Maybe one day you'll lose your virginity and discover how useless a hand job truly is. Maybe.

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        Submitted by abczxy on Aug 1, 10 at 6:27pm

        The funny thing is 1) I'm female and probably get more play then you do my friend and 2) it's a movie honestly how much can you do in a movie theater on opening weekend, really?

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          Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Aug 1, 10 at 10:10pm

          Also I'm surprise that person was able to get away with it; since there's a lot of preteens there and their families. Wonder if he sounded off during the flick.

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    Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 1, 10 at 5:35pm

    hand jobs are the worst of a good situation

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    Submitted by aleec on Aug 1, 10 at 11:42pm

    Uhh she was definitely just pretending your dick was zac efron's dick. I doubt she even noticed you.

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    Submitted by celia11 on Aug 2, 10 at 12:17am

    ... aaand you just scarred a shitload of 11 year olds.

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    Submitted by Lavender69 on Aug 3, 10 at 1:25am

    Get a room. That's fucking gross.

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    Submitted by grandmasboy on Aug 1, 10 at 9:37pm

    14 year olds get handys in the movie theatre.

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    Submitted by amonymous on Aug 2, 10 at 4:04am

    jasboo lol

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    Submitted by IMRONBURGUNDY on Aug 2, 10 at 5:31am

    Nothin makes it ok to watch shit with him in it!

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    Submitted by archer79 on Aug 1, 10 at 9:09pm

    D*ck in the popcorn box or was the movie just that boring?

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    Submitted by NellCo on Aug 2, 10 at 2:24pm

    My guess is he was at Charlie st cloud cause some hot girl who thinks zac is hot

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    Submitted by bfchkbach on Aug 1, 10 at 3:25pm

    the only things that suck more than zac efron movies are hand jobs. you lose.

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    Submitted by givemecake on Aug 2, 10 at 9:30am

    Why the fuck would any guy be exited about a handjob?! You can do that shit yourself. Lol

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    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Aug 1, 10 at 10:28pm

    HATES Zac Efron

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    Submitted by eagle65 on Aug 1, 10 at 1:22pm

    These Disney fuckers can be good for somethings for dudes nowadays.

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    Submitted by thatboguy on Aug 1, 10 at 2:06pm

    Hand jobs suck...Like this text