My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
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No woman can compete with Cheesasaursrex when high AND drunk.
true story..sad one but true
Definitely know how that feels. Not the truth you'd expect.
I love you for posting this.
Why do you all keep thinking it was a guy? It could be a girl; we love our Mac and cheese too!
Its gotta be a chick, no straight guy would turn down a good drunk lay....
hey, atleast he's honest.
no man can either, RuleBook. the cheesiest will always win.
A fair compramise would be for him (assuming I have the gender correct) to do all the transportational facets. And he will.
Learn to multitask and do both at the same time.
priorities buddy get them in order
Poop nuggets that was me
That's very high-minded of you.
Cbus reppin drunk lazy fuckers
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This is one of the funniest, most
Arthurlux, that comment made my day. Thank you.
Been there done that.
HAHAHAHAH been thereee
Yeh I immediately thought this was a girl. No guy would turn down sex, let's be real.
Damn story of my life haha
let's just stay home and eat.
Op and I have much in common