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  • as i look at the $450 i paid in taxes this week on my check this txt pisses me off

    Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 19, 10 at 5:07pm
  • Thanks asshole. I'm glad I know where my FICA and other taxes taken from my paycheck are going. Why don't you do us working-class folk a favor and die so we don't have to support your proverbial leech on our testicles life.

    Submitted by dickstar on Aug 19, 10 at 6:38pm
  • This guy is the guy named "Firsty".

    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 19, 10 at 7:55pm
  • I love to see my taxes at work. Hopefully he's at least attempting to get a job

    Submitted by TiTaNs2010 on Aug 19, 10 at 7:59pm
  • frankie28, I live in Nevada which has one of the worst unemployment rates in America. I got laid off last Thursday and by that Saturday I had a new job. I believe that regardless of the current economic downturn ones ability to find a Job depends on ones motivation.

    Submitted by destructo on Aug 20, 10 at 12:35am
  • Hmm, the ignorance of some people. Do you realize how hard it is to find a job right now? I know people who have been applying to at least 10 jobs a day and still haven't found a job. It's not their fault for the crappy economy. Quit blaming them!

    Submitted by blueyedgrl108 on Aug 19, 10 at 8:21pm
    • If I had someone apply that told me they'd applied for 10 jobs a day and still weren't hired, I wouldn't hire them either. If that many other places decided they weren't worth hiring, why would I?

      Submitted by CIT on Aug 20, 10 at 10:04am
      • It's because they are older and they don't want to get paid the amount that they deserve. But most companies are hiring young students right out of college because they don't demand a high pay. So my mom has been searching for a job for 6 months and is only getting temp. jobs.

        Submitted by blueyedgrl108 on Aug 20, 10 at 12:18pm
        • Then take less money? Again, it comes back to making less money that what you, keyword here, THINK you should be making, or making nothing.

          Submitted by HeilGermany on Aug 21, 10 at 2:26pm
          • Because she can't get a job where she stands for too long because she is getting old and has major back problems. Also, the only jobs that are available for her are temp. jobs at the moment and she cannot find a full time job. She's been trying to find one since February.

            Submitted by blueyedgrl108 on Aug 21, 10 at 2:50pm
  • I'm funemployed too. But my days aren't this fun.

    Submitted by shawnagirl80 on Aug 19, 10 at 5:31pm
  • I'm a bleeding heart liberal and I'm pissed he's staying in bed all day.

    Submitted by boobsy_mcgiggles on Aug 19, 10 at 10:25pm
  • Actually it's not that hard to get a job, you can get a minimum wage job anywhere with little to no qualificiations. My 17 year old sister has a job. But unemployment checks are usually bigger than a check from a minimum wage job so people would rather sit on their ass and get paid more than actually working for only $7/hr.

    Submitted by SundayDrive on Aug 19, 10 at 10:39pm
    • go ahead and tell that to all the people who cant get a minimum wage job. 1 in 10 americans are actively looking for a job right now. not to say that i agree with the fact that there are people who are living off of unemployment for no apparent reason, but for some that is the only option right now.

      Submitted by full4u on Aug 20, 10 at 2:52am
      • 1 in 10* sorry lol

        Submitted by full4u on Aug 20, 10 at 2:54am
        • I've been trying to hire people during this entire recession, and our first year employees are making $35K PLUS benefits, but no one wants to actually do manual labor. And we are in a very low income area, median income for our county is $32K... I don't get it. I graduated college making $17K. \nNo, I really believe people don't want to work.

          Submitted by CIT on Aug 20, 10 at 10:03am
    • When you have a house and kids to take care of, you aren't going to get a job that pays $7 an hour because you have kids and a house to take care of.

      Submitted by blueyedgrl108 on Aug 20, 10 at 12:19pm
      • So you're going to sit on your ass making $0/hr?

        Submitted by HeilGermany on Aug 21, 10 at 2:25pm
        • I'm not sitting on my ass. I'm going to school and have a job. I'm support my mom and my sister as much as I can until she can find a job. This economy sucks and you cannot deny that. And you also get unemployment.

          Submitted by blueyedgrl108 on Aug 21, 10 at 2:47pm
  • Wow. You people get way too fucking offended about this bullshit. Go talk politics somewhere else. I work two jobs. Doesn't change the fact that this shit is still hilarious. Gg dude. Do what you do.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 10 at 12:34am
  • Nmstew if you are going to call someone names, please make sure you can spell it first! =)

    Submitted by memyself on Aug 19, 10 at 6:44pm
  • Actually it is their fault. People just don't want to take jobs they consider "below" them. I remember before I got a career having to work two jobs to pay the bills. If I was laid off tomorrow I would go right back to that. But still be looking for something else in the meantime. Mcdonalds is always hiring.

    Submitted by smokeater808 on Aug 20, 10 at 12:49am
    • If you have a house, kids, bills to pay etc, you aren't going to get a job at McDonalds. Sometimes, having 2 or 3 or 4 jobs just isn't enough.

      Submitted by blueyedgrl108 on Aug 20, 10 at 12:22pm
      • like

        Submitted by full4u on Aug 20, 10 at 10:02pm
      • You are if you don't have a job. Whats wrong with working at McDonalds while looking for a better job? Idiot.

        Submitted by HeilGermany on Aug 21, 10 at 2:36pm
        • When you are old and have back problems there's a lot wrong with working at McDonalds. Also, insulting people just makes you look like a douche. Doesn't exactly help you out at all.

          Submitted by blueyedgrl108 on Aug 21, 10 at 2:52pm
  • Not shocking coming from the 209..

    Submitted by tucsanmandic on Aug 19, 10 at 7:25pm
  • sounds more like afternoon wood, but id still give it to her.

    Submitted by underagehangover on Aug 19, 10 at 5:04pm
  • If you wake with morning wood, and a woman asks you to cock her, then you cock her dammitt!!

    Submitted by jmsgreene on Aug 19, 10 at 10:14pm
  • If this text and the one right below it didn't have the same area code, I would think they're from the same person!

    Submitted by mel24 on Aug 20, 10 at 12:43pm
  • Then why comment?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 10 at 5:39pm
  • Obviously fake. Almost impossible To consider 4pm as a morning. Obvi

    Submitted by RockAndTroll on Aug 21, 10 at 4:26am
  • Yeah I hate that aspect of taxes too but hey look at the nice paved roads we drive on. All the taxes don't go into this assholes pocket.

    Submitted by ProductPlacemnt on Aug 19, 10 at 9:05pm
  • Good job Obama. Let's give money to all the people who are too lazy to work. Congressmen are hippies

    Submitted by spearchucker on Aug 19, 10 at 10:29pm
  • Did he actually indicate that he's drawing unemployment?

    Submitted by ihagan15 on Aug 20, 10 at 8:03pm
  • Wasting their money on college?\nLet me tell you something... \nUpward mobility\nGuess what you're never gonna make much more than 20 an hour without that degree. \nYes the people who go party might as well just get a job. But the ones with brains on the other hand...

    Submitted by secondytofirsty on Aug 20, 10 at 9:29am
  • keep livin the dream kid

    Submitted by enoxxx on Aug 19, 10 at 5:17pm
  • Hay I say till ur there shut ur shit f@ck all u goody mofos I work everday n not one hose by I don't wante to be there if he's g

    Submitted by cowjitsu on Aug 22, 10 at 2:26am
  • Ftw??

    Submitted by tyrasa on Aug 19, 10 at 6:54pm
  • How is this getting any thumbs up?

    Submitted by fankeesyan on Aug 19, 10 at 9:39pm
  • @CIT \nWhat kind of physical labor and where are you located?

    Submitted by JohnOTD on Aug 20, 10 at 12:05pm
  • at no point did he say he was getting unemployment...and to the one who said it's not hard to get a job right now,are you kidding? You must live in one of the states that has them to offer,move to Ohio, and see how easy it is. I have to move to another state so I dnt feel like a jobless pos.

    Submitted by Frankie28 on Aug 19, 10 at 10:48pm
    • We don't even have that option to move right now because if we sell the house, it will ruin my moms credit. Luckily, I have had a job and pay for my expenses and some other stuff she needs help with. I also saved a lot of money from this job earlier, so I can help out as much as I can until it runs out.

      Submitted by blueyedgrl108 on Aug 20, 10 at 12:24pm
  • i like sex... iz niceee

    Submitted by Borat on Aug 19, 10 at 5:04pm
  • Whoa people! I don't know about other states but in Oregon unemployment is your tax money they with hold from you. My boy friend works nine months out of the year making $42 an hour, the rest of the time he is on unemployment. It's his money that was taken out. But maybe that's just Oregon?

    Submitted by Nova_Girl on Aug 20, 10 at 3:02am
    • and for those of us that aren't laid off 3 months of the year, we pay in and in and in....and don't ever collect. No it's not "his" money.

      Submitted by CIT on Aug 20, 10 at 10:08am
  • Hell I wish only $450 was taken. Maybe just federal would be $450.

    Submitted by smokeater808 on Aug 20, 10 at 12:45am
  • I how your dick falls off you worthless POS

    Submitted by stepdog on Aug 19, 10 at 7:35pm
  • It's not that hard to get a job. I walked into a position making $20 an hour at 19 years old without ever having a real job before. People need to stop wasting their money on college and learn a damn trade.

    Submitted by jakethebarber on Aug 20, 10 at 8:13am
  • First

    Submitted by kgnightiloveu on Aug 19, 10 at 5:04pm
  • Just for all you non nerds who don't know what ftw means.... For.the.win.

    Submitted by luxking on Aug 20, 10 at 4:20am
  • In the Merced area our unemployment has skyrocketed and is one of the highest in Cali. I'm not justifying them, just tellin it as I see it. They should at least try like me and I'm not even out of high school yet.

    Submitted by Ryann on Aug 21, 10 at 1:27am
  • Dickstar, you probably have your working class parents to thank for believing in Regan's trickle down bs. The rich used to pay taxes. Bet you're still voting republican, too.

    Submitted by necrocat on Aug 19, 10 at 7:18pm
    • Reagan. Just cause I can't spell doesn't makeme wrong.

      Submitted by necrocat on Aug 19, 10 at 7:26pm
  • Only the taxes you pay towards social security go towards unemployment benefits, just throwin' it out there.

    Submitted by roompert on Aug 20, 10 at 2:21am
    • I don't know about you, but on my paycheck in Florida social security taxes account for the highest amount of taxes taken out of my paycheck.

      Submitted by UCF06 on Aug 20, 10 at 12:29pm
  • Looser

    Submitted by nmstew on Aug 19, 10 at 5:28pm
  • I'm so firsty

    Submitted by bacon_jizz on Aug 19, 10 at 5:48pm
  • WTF is funemployment? Is that for like monster tards or something? Apologies about the 'WTF.'

    Submitted by Q_Q on Aug 19, 10 at 7:19pm
  • @blueyedgrl: sitting on ur ass applying for jobs online doesnt actually count has job hunting. tell ur friends who apply to "10" jobs a day if they put a little effort into they might just find a job.

    Submitted by babe975 on Aug 20, 10 at 12:19pm
    • One, it can take hours to apply for a job. And if you're looking for a "big girl" job, it's suggested you apply online. So yes, you are going to be on your butt applying for jobs online. And they put plenty effort into it, don't tell me they haven't!

      Submitted by blueyedgrl108 on Aug 20, 10 at 12:28pm
  • Sweet job!!

    Submitted by jelement on Aug 19, 10 at 11:35pm
  • I believe that everyone does have the ability to get a job. McDonalds is always hiring. Granted you won't make a whole lot of money but I would rather see my tax dollars going to put a roof over someone that is trying to do right rather than OPs wild sex party... Just saying.

    Submitted by amoranski on Aug 21, 10 at 4:27am
  • what does ftw mean ?

    Submitted by samanthaelyse69 on Aug 20, 10 at 1:49am