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  • Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 19, 10 at 5:07pm

    as i look at the $450 i paid in taxes this week on my check this txt pisses me off

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      Submitted by urallstupid on Aug 19, 10 at 8:45pm

      $450 my ass.

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      Submitted by regalbeagle on Aug 19, 10 at 8:51pm

      I wish I only paid that much.

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      Submitted by mel24 on Aug 20, 10 at 1:15pm

      What percentage of your taxes go to unemployment benefits? Cite or shut it.

  • Submitted by dickstar on Aug 19, 10 at 6:38pm

    Thanks asshole. I'm glad I know where my FICA and other taxes taken from my paycheck are going. Why don't you do us working-class folk a favor and die so we don't have to support your proverbial leech on our testicles life.

  • Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 19, 10 at 7:55pm

    This guy is the guy named "Firsty".

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      Submitted by firsty on Aug 20, 10 at 1:50am

      Firsty works at RIM :)

  • Submitted by destructo on Aug 20, 10 at 12:35am

    frankie28, I live in Nevada which has one of the worst unemployment rates in America. I got laid off last Thursday and by that Saturday I had a new job. I believe that regardless of the current economic downturn ones ability to find a Job depends on ones motivation.

  • Submitted by TiTaNs2010 on Aug 19, 10 at 7:59pm

    I love to see my taxes at work. Hopefully he's at least attempting to get a job

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    Submitted by boobsy_mcgiggles on Aug 19, 10 at 10:25pm

    I'm a bleeding heart liberal and I'm pissed he's staying in bed all day.

  • Submitted by SundayDrive on Aug 19, 10 at 10:39pm

    Actually it's not that hard to get a job, you can get a minimum wage job anywhere with little to no qualificiations. My 17 year old sister has a job. But unemployment checks are usually bigger than a check from a minimum wage job so people would rather sit on their ass and get paid more than actually working for only $7/hr.

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      Submitted by full4u on Aug 20, 10 at 2:52am

      go ahead and tell that to all the people who cant get a minimum wage job. 1 in 10 americans are actively looking for a job right now. not to say that i agree with the fact that there are people who are living off of unemployment for no apparent reason, but for some that is the only option right now.

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        Submitted by full4u on Aug 20, 10 at 2:54am

        1 in 10* sorry lol

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          Submitted by CIT on Aug 20, 10 at 10:03am

          I've been trying to hire people during this entire recession, and our first year employees are making $35K PLUS benefits, but no one wants to actually do manual labor. And we are in a very low income area, median income for our county is $32K... I don't get it. I graduated college making $17K. \nNo, I really believe people don't want to work.

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      Submitted by blueyedgrl108 on Aug 20, 10 at 12:19pm

      When you have a house and kids to take care of, you aren't going to get a job that pays $7 an hour because you have kids and a house to take care of.

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        Submitted by HeilGermany on Aug 21, 10 at 2:25pm

        So you're going to sit on your ass making $0/hr?

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          Submitted by blueyedgrl108 on Aug 21, 10 at 2:47pm

          I'm not sitting on my ass. I'm going to school and have a job. I'm support my mom and my sister as much as I can until she can find a job. This economy sucks and you cannot deny that. And you also get unemployment.

  • Submitted by blueyedgrl108 on Aug 19, 10 at 8:21pm

    Hmm, the ignorance of some people. Do you realize how hard it is to find a job right now? I know people who have been applying to at least 10 jobs a day and still haven't found a job. It's not their fault for the crappy economy. Quit blaming them!

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      Submitted by CIT on Aug 20, 10 at 10:04am

      If I had someone apply that told me they'd applied for 10 jobs a day and still weren't hired, I wouldn't hire them either. If that many other places decided they weren't worth hiring, why would I?

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        Submitted by blueyedgrl108 on Aug 20, 10 at 12:18pm

        It's because they are older and they don't want to get paid the amount that they deserve. But most companies are hiring young students right out of college because they don't demand a high pay. So my mom has been searching for a job for 6 months and is only getting temp. jobs.

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          Submitted by HeilGermany on Aug 21, 10 at 2:26pm

          Then take less money? Again, it comes back to making less money that what you, keyword here, THINK you should be making, or making nothing.

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            Submitted by blueyedgrl108 on Aug 21, 10 at 2:50pm

            Because she can't get a job where she stands for too long because she is getting old and has major back problems. Also, the only jobs that are available for her are temp. jobs at the moment and she cannot find a full time job. She's been trying to find one since February.

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    Submitted by memyself on Aug 19, 10 at 6:44pm

    Nmstew if you are going to call someone names, please make sure you can spell it first! =)

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    Submitted by tucsanmandic on Aug 19, 10 at 7:25pm

    Not shocking coming from the 209..

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    Submitted by smokeater808 on Aug 20, 10 at 12:49am

    Actually it is their fault. People just don't want to take jobs they consider "below" them. I remember before I got a career having to work two jobs to pay the bills. If I was laid off tomorrow I would go right back to that. But still be looking for something else in the meantime. Mcdonalds is always hiring.

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      Submitted by blueyedgrl108 on Aug 20, 10 at 12:22pm

      If you have a house, kids, bills to pay etc, you aren't going to get a job at McDonalds. Sometimes, having 2 or 3 or 4 jobs just isn't enough.

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        Submitted by full4u on Aug 20, 10 at 10:02pm

        like

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        Submitted by HeilGermany on Aug 21, 10 at 2:36pm

        You are if you don't have a job. Whats wrong with working at McDonalds while looking for a better job? Idiot.

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          Submitted by blueyedgrl108 on Aug 21, 10 at 2:52pm

          When you are old and have back problems there's a lot wrong with working at McDonalds. Also, insulting people just makes you look like a douche. Doesn't exactly help you out at all.

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    Submitted by shawnagirl80 on Aug 19, 10 at 5:31pm

    I'm funemployed too. But my days aren't this fun.

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    Submitted by underagehangover on Aug 19, 10 at 5:04pm

    sounds more like afternoon wood, but id still give it to her.

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    Submitted by ProductPlacemnt on Aug 19, 10 at 9:05pm

    Yeah I hate that aspect of taxes too but hey look at the nice paved roads we drive on. All the taxes don't go into this assholes pocket.

  • Submitted by spearchucker on Aug 19, 10 at 10:29pm

    Good job Obama. Let's give money to all the people who are too lazy to work. Congressmen are hippies

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 10 at 12:34am

    Wow. You people get way too fucking offended about this bullshit. Go talk politics somewhere else. I work two jobs. Doesn't change the fact that this shit is still hilarious. Gg dude. Do what you do.

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    Submitted by jmsgreene on Aug 19, 10 at 10:14pm

    If you wake with morning wood, and a woman asks you to cock her, then you cock her dammitt!!

  • Submitted by enoxxx on Aug 19, 10 at 5:17pm

    keep livin the dream kid

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    Submitted by RockAndTroll on Aug 21, 10 at 4:26am

    Obviously fake. Almost impossible To consider 4pm as a morning. Obvi

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    Submitted by JohnOTD on Aug 20, 10 at 12:05pm

    @CIT \nWhat kind of physical labor and where are you located?

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    Submitted by Frankie28 on Aug 19, 10 at 10:48pm

    at no point did he say he was getting unemployment...and to the one who said it's not hard to get a job right now,are you kidding? You must live in one of the states that has them to offer,move to Ohio, and see how easy it is. I have to move to another state so I dnt feel like a jobless pos.

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      Submitted by blueyedgrl108 on Aug 20, 10 at 12:24pm

      We don't even have that option to move right now because if we sell the house, it will ruin my moms credit. Luckily, I have had a job and pay for my expenses and some other stuff she needs help with. I also saved a lot of money from this job earlier, so I can help out as much as I can until it runs out.

  • Submitted by necrocat on Aug 19, 10 at 7:18pm

    Dickstar, you probably have your working class parents to thank for believing in Regan's trickle down bs. The rich used to pay taxes. Bet you're still voting republican, too.

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      Submitted by necrocat on Aug 19, 10 at 7:26pm

      Reagan. Just cause I can't spell doesn't makeme wrong.

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    Submitted by ihagan15 on Aug 20, 10 at 8:03pm

    Did he actually indicate that he's drawing unemployment?

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    Submitted by mel24 on Aug 20, 10 at 12:43pm

    If this text and the one right below it didn't have the same area code, I would think they're from the same person!

    • 70 66
      Submitted by mel24 on Aug 20, 10 at 12:44pm

      sorry different* area code

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    Submitted by roompert on Aug 20, 10 at 2:21am

    Only the taxes you pay towards social security go towards unemployment benefits, just throwin' it out there.

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      Submitted by UCF06 on Aug 20, 10 at 12:29pm

      I don't know about you, but on my paycheck in Florida social security taxes account for the highest amount of taxes taken out of my paycheck.

  • Submitted by nmstew on Aug 19, 10 at 5:28pm

    Looser

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    Submitted by cowjitsu on Aug 22, 10 at 2:26am

    Hay I say till ur there shut ur shit f@ck all u goody mofos I work everday n not one hose by I don't wante to be there if he's g

  • 67 75
    Submitted by fankeesyan on Aug 19, 10 at 9:39pm

    How is this getting any thumbs up?

  • 76 99
    Submitted by Borat on Aug 19, 10 at 5:04pm

    i like sex... iz niceee

  • 69 87
    Submitted by smokeater808 on Aug 20, 10 at 12:45am

    Hell I wish only $450 was taken. Maybe just federal would be $450.

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    Submitted by secondytofirsty on Aug 20, 10 at 9:29am

    Wasting their money on college?\nLet me tell you something... \nUpward mobility\nGuess what you're never gonna make much more than 20 an hour without that degree. \nYes the people who go party might as well just get a job. But the ones with brains on the other hand...

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    Submitted by Ryann on Aug 21, 10 at 1:27am

    In the Merced area our unemployment has skyrocketed and is one of the highest in Cali. I'm not justifying them, just tellin it as I see it. They should at least try like me and I'm not even out of high school yet.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 10 at 5:39pm

    Then why comment?

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    Submitted by Nova_Girl on Aug 20, 10 at 3:02am

    Whoa people! I don't know about other states but in Oregon unemployment is your tax money they with hold from you. My boy friend works nine months out of the year making $42 an hour, the rest of the time he is on unemployment. It's his money that was taken out. But maybe that's just Oregon?

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      Submitted by CIT on Aug 20, 10 at 10:08am

      and for those of us that aren't laid off 3 months of the year, we pay in and in and in....and don't ever collect. No it's not "his" money.

  • Submitted by tyrasa on Aug 19, 10 at 6:54pm

    Ftw??

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    Submitted by luxking on Aug 20, 10 at 4:20am

    Just for all you non nerds who don't know what ftw means.... For.the.win.

  • Submitted by stepdog on Aug 19, 10 at 7:35pm

    I how your dick falls off you worthless POS

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    Submitted by babe975 on Aug 20, 10 at 12:19pm

    @blueyedgrl: sitting on ur ass applying for jobs online doesnt actually count has job hunting. tell ur friends who apply to "10" jobs a day if they put a little effort into they might just find a job.

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      Submitted by blueyedgrl108 on Aug 20, 10 at 12:28pm

      One, it can take hours to apply for a job. And if you're looking for a "big girl" job, it's suggested you apply online. So yes, you are going to be on your butt applying for jobs online. And they put plenty effort into it, don't tell me they haven't!

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    Submitted by amoranski on Aug 21, 10 at 4:27am

    I believe that everyone does have the ability to get a job. McDonalds is always hiring. Granted you won't make a whole lot of money but I would rather see my tax dollars going to put a roof over someone that is trying to do right rather than OPs wild sex party... Just saying.

  • Submitted by jakethebarber on Aug 20, 10 at 8:13am

    It's not that hard to get a job. I walked into a position making $20 an hour at 19 years old without ever having a real job before. People need to stop wasting their money on college and learn a damn trade.

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      Submitted by blueyedgrl108 on Aug 20, 10 at 12:29pm

      How are you going to tell people to stop wasting their money on college?

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    Submitted by samanthaelyse69 on Aug 20, 10 at 1:49am

    what does ftw mean ?

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      Submitted by Daddy on Aug 20, 10 at 6:22am

      F*ck the world lol

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    Submitted by Q_Q on Aug 19, 10 at 7:19pm

    WTF is funemployment? Is that for like monster tards or something? Apologies about the 'WTF.'

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    Submitted by jelement on Aug 19, 10 at 11:35pm

    Sweet job!!

  • Submitted by bacon_jizz on Aug 19, 10 at 5:48pm

    I'm so firsty

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      Submitted by ULTIMATE_DOUCHE on Aug 19, 10 at 9:02pm

      Dude, that died like a month ago.

  • Submitted by kgnightiloveu on Aug 19, 10 at 5:04pm

    First