nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
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as i look at the $450 i paid in taxes this week on my check this txt pisses me off
$450 my ass.
I wish I only paid that much.
What percentage of your taxes go to unemployment benefits? Cite or shut it.
Thanks asshole. I'm glad I know where my FICA and other taxes taken from my paycheck are going. Why don't you do us working-class folk a favor and die so we don't have to support your proverbial leech on our testicles life.
This guy is the guy named "Firsty".
Firsty works at RIM :)
I love to see my taxes at work. Hopefully he's at least attempting to get a job
frankie28, I live in Nevada which has one of the worst unemployment rates in America. I got laid off last Thursday and by that Saturday I had a new job. I believe that regardless of the current economic downturn ones ability to find a Job depends on ones motivation.
Hmm, the ignorance of some people. Do you realize how hard it is to find a job right now? I know people who have been applying to at least 10 jobs a day and still haven't found a job. It's not their fault for the crappy economy. Quit blaming them!
If I had someone apply that told me they'd applied for 10 jobs a day and still weren't hired, I wouldn't hire them either. If that many other places decided they weren't worth hiring, why would I?
It's because they are older and they don't want to get paid the amount that they deserve. But most companies are hiring young students right out of college because they don't demand a high pay. So my mom has been searching for a job for 6 months and is only getting temp. jobs.
Then take less money? Again, it comes back to making less money that what you, keyword here, THINK you should be making, or making nothing.
Because she can't get a job where she stands for too long because she is getting old and has major back problems. Also, the only jobs that are available for her are temp. jobs at the moment and she cannot find a full time job. She's been trying to find one since February.
I'm funemployed too. But my days aren't this fun.
I'm a bleeding heart liberal and I'm pissed he's staying in bed all day.
Actually it's not that hard to get a job, you can get a minimum wage job anywhere with little to no qualificiations. My 17 year old sister has a job. But unemployment checks are usually bigger than a check from a minimum wage job so people would rather sit on their ass and get paid more than actually working for only $7/hr.
go ahead and tell that to all the people who cant get a minimum wage job. 1 in 10 americans are actively looking for a job right now. not to say that i agree with the fact that there are people who are living off of unemployment for no apparent reason, but for some that is the only option right now.
1 in 10* sorry lol
I've been trying to hire people during this entire recession, and our first year employees are making $35K PLUS benefits, but no one wants to actually do manual labor. And we are in a very low income area, median income for our county is $32K... I don't get it. I graduated college making $17K. \nNo, I really believe people don't want to work.
When you have a house and kids to take care of, you aren't going to get a job that pays $7 an hour because you have kids and a house to take care of.
So you're going to sit on your ass making $0/hr?
I'm not sitting on my ass. I'm going to school and have a job. I'm support my mom and my sister as much as I can until she can find a job. This economy sucks and you cannot deny that. And you also get unemployment.
Wow. You people get way too fucking offended about this bullshit. Go talk politics somewhere else. I work two jobs. Doesn't change the fact that this shit is still hilarious. Gg dude. Do what you do.
Nmstew if you are going to call someone names, please make sure you can spell it first! =)
Actually it is their fault. People just don't want to take jobs they consider "below" them. I remember before I got a career having to work two jobs to pay the bills. If I was laid off tomorrow I would go right back to that. But still be looking for something else in the meantime. Mcdonalds is always hiring.
If you have a house, kids, bills to pay etc, you aren't going to get a job at McDonalds. Sometimes, having 2 or 3 or 4 jobs just isn't enough.
You are if you don't have a job. Whats wrong with working at McDonalds while looking for a better job? Idiot.
When you are old and have back problems there's a lot wrong with working at McDonalds. Also, insulting people just makes you look like a douche. Doesn't exactly help you out at all.
Not shocking coming from the 209..
sounds more like afternoon wood, but id still give it to her.
If you wake with morning wood, and a woman asks you to cock her, then you cock her dammitt!!
Yeah I hate that aspect of taxes too but hey look at the nice paved roads we drive on. All the taxes don't go into this assholes pocket.
If this text and the one right below it didn't have the same area code, I would think they're from the same person!
sorry different* area code
Obviously fake. Almost impossible To consider 4pm as a morning. Obvi
Then why comment?
Did he actually indicate that he's drawing unemployment?
Good job Obama. Let's give money to all the people who are too lazy to work. Congressmen are hippies
keep livin the dream kid
Wasting their money on college?\nLet me tell you something... \nUpward mobility\nGuess what you're never gonna make much more than 20 an hour without that degree. \nYes the people who go party might as well just get a job. But the ones with brains on the other hand...
Hay I say till ur there shut ur shit f@ck all u goody mofos I work everday n not one hose by I don't wante to be there if he's g
How is this getting any thumbs up?
i like sex... iz niceee
@CIT \nWhat kind of physical labor and where are you located?
at no point did he say he was getting unemployment...and to the one who said it's not hard to get a job right now,are you kidding? You must live in one of the states that has them to offer,move to Ohio, and see how easy it is. I have to move to another state so I dnt feel like a jobless pos.
We don't even have that option to move right now because if we sell the house, it will ruin my moms credit. Luckily, I have had a job and pay for my expenses and some other stuff she needs help with. I also saved a lot of money from this job earlier, so I can help out as much as I can until it runs out.
Hell I wish only $450 was taken. Maybe just federal would be $450.
Whoa people! I don't know about other states but in Oregon unemployment is your tax money they with hold from you. My boy friend works nine months out of the year making $42 an hour, the rest of the time he is on unemployment. It's his money that was taken out. But maybe that's just Oregon?
and for those of us that aren't laid off 3 months of the year, we pay in and in and in....and don't ever collect. No it's not "his" money.
I how your dick falls off you worthless POS
It's not that hard to get a job. I walked into a position making $20 an hour at 19 years old without ever having a real job before. People need to stop wasting their money on college and learn a damn trade.
How are you going to tell people to stop wasting their money on college?
Dickstar, you probably have your working class parents to thank for believing in Regan's trickle down bs. The rich used to pay taxes. Bet you're still voting republican, too.
Reagan. Just cause I can't spell doesn't makeme wrong.
Just for all you non nerds who don't know what ftw means.... For.the.win.
In the Merced area our unemployment has skyrocketed and is one of the highest in Cali. I'm not justifying them, just tellin it as I see it. They should at least try like me and I'm not even out of high school yet.
Only the taxes you pay towards social security go towards unemployment benefits, just throwin' it out there.
I don't know about you, but on my paycheck in Florida social security taxes account for the highest amount of taxes taken out of my paycheck.
I'm so firsty
Dude, that died like a month ago.
WTF is funemployment? Is that for like monster tards or something? Apologies about the 'WTF.'
@blueyedgrl: sitting on ur ass applying for jobs online doesnt actually count has job hunting. tell ur friends who apply to "10" jobs a day if they put a little effort into they might just find a job.
One, it can take hours to apply for a job. And if you're looking for a "big girl" job, it's suggested you apply online. So yes, you are going to be on your butt applying for jobs online. And they put plenty effort into it, don't tell me they haven't!
I believe that everyone does have the ability to get a job. McDonalds is always hiring. Granted you won't make a whole lot of money but I would rather see my tax dollars going to put a roof over someone that is trying to do right rather than OPs wild sex party... Just saying.
what does ftw mean ?
F*ck the world lol