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  • Submitted by taternater on Oct 18, 10 at 5:00pm

    "Your new wife gives me a boner"

  • Submitted by crich897 on Oct 18, 10 at 8:33pm

    not as bad as the bridesmaid at my cousins wedding giving her speech telling about the time the bride taught her what jets in hot tubs are "REALLY" used for...

  • Submitted by stevebauer on Oct 18, 10 at 4:24pm

    "Congrats dude... that suit you were wearing gave me a boner"

  • Submitted by said8ED on Oct 18, 10 at 6:37pm

    Wedding dresses gimme one.......NOT always, though.

  • Submitted by mr_sphincter on Oct 18, 10 at 9:30pm


  • Submitted by TheRuleBook on Oct 18, 10 at 7:36pm

    " I'm glad that your happy to be marrying your cousin, but that cake gave me a boner".

  • Submitted by sbbonner on Oct 21, 10 at 3:39am

    Try having the last name " bonner" and being from eastern ky. Every card we got at our wedding had " boner" written on it. I don't know if our guests were immature or illiterate.

  • Submitted by niceman on Oct 19, 10 at 12:27pm

    Your wife's feet give me want to bone her

  • Submitted by hot_dude5 on Oct 18, 10 at 10:42pm

    And I hope your honeymoon boner is really something special!