Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
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"Your new wife gives me a boner"
not as bad as the bridesmaid at my cousins wedding giving her speech telling about the time the bride taught her what jets in hot tubs are "REALLY" used for...
Wedding dresses gimme one.......NOT always, though.
"Congrats dude... that suit you were wearing gave me a boner"
" I'm glad that your happy to be marrying your cousin, but that cake gave me a boner".
Try having the last name " bonner" and being from eastern ky. Every card we got at our wedding had " boner" written on it. I don't know if our guests were immature or illiterate.
Your wife's feet give me want to bone her
And I hope your honeymoon boner is really something special!