imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
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but then you'd receive a new monthly gift: syphilis.
Dear pretzel guy, fuck you.
dont worry, he's with me. these pretzels are making me Firsty!
Where the fuck is KeithStone?\nI'd rather him then pretzel and firsty...D:
It's sad how people actually take the time to make up names like firsty or pretzel just to annoy others. Do you guys have no lifes? Now while ur responding to this text, I'll be out having a life.
lives*\nApparently part of your "having a life" doesn't include learning spelling/grammar skills.
imagine how many guys would have sex with you more than once if you didn't say stupid shit like that.
I guess it depends on your hourly rate?
Ok its a seinfeld quote : these pretzels are making me thirsty. And u arent even quoting it right so stfu and find a different website to be stupid on.
it's obviously a play on words.
fuck you pretzel! you aren't KeithStone!
Probably too many ya dingus!
Timing always fucks me over on that...
imagine how well you could communicate if you would use complete sentences...
Oh okay so are "I'mKeithStone," "firsty," or yoda? I'm confused with your stupidity..
You mean if you were pregnant?!
About 33% more if you have an average cycle.
In soviet russia monthly gift has you!
About 10% more???
what's the deal with all the pretzel thing?
I love pretzels in my cooter
That's just called being a hoe.
303 hilarious hahah
Who the fuck says monthly gift?
imaginging how many promotions ide give you cuz im the boss
Damn! These pretzels are making me thirsty!
Pretzels always make me firsty!
Pretzel will forever reign ! Banish all you haters he will : )