And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
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Stop misusing "literally" already!
As compared to figuratively getting a piggy back ride? Dumbass.
Cause they get uber horny on your back b4 they get on theirs.
They just wanted you laid. Win.
What's wrong with getting a piggy-back ride? That sounds great!
Because you're too old for babysitters. Gotta grow up sometime.
They all figured if he put the work in he deserved the reward