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  • if you dont ride her too hard you can still get a good trade in value

    Submitted by 121 on Aug 17, 10 at 10:28am
  • Sounds like its time to trade in and upgrade.

    Submitted by rexygirl10 on Aug 17, 10 at 8:49am
  • Grow a mustache, lose or gain a little weight, recolor your hair, and go for it without her realizing.

    Submitted by ProductPlacemnt on Aug 17, 10 at 8:32am
  • Well as long as you get the little sister your still a winner.

    Submitted by UFBOUND2010 on Aug 17, 10 at 8:32am
  • The game of dibs always applies! Well done my friend

    Submitted by j00kn0w on Aug 17, 10 at 8:49am
  • First TFLN I've laughed at in a LONG time.

    Submitted by jmm112 on Aug 17, 10 at 12:43pm
  • Best TFLN ever..hilarious and so true !

    Submitted by kcs99 on Aug 17, 10 at 9:08am
  • Ugh dude tell me about it. That was like when my ex told me her sister was a DD

    Submitted by TheBearJew on Aug 18, 10 at 12:36am
  • Ultimate Revenge: Date and do the younger sister only to break up with her because you were doing their mom. TOTAL COVERAGE of all vag's in the house.

    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 17, 10 at 10:47am
  • Love the example

    Submitted by augfire on Aug 17, 10 at 1:26pm
  • Or u could just go for her sister and if she says anything just give her the finger

    Submitted by uknow on Aug 17, 10 at 8:54am
    • Are you giving the little sister the finger or the ex girlfriend? Because I think giving the little sister the finger(or 2) would be funnier.

      Submitted by Kawng on Aug 17, 10 at 11:43pm
  • Wow Twin Cities. Wow.

    Submitted by o_0 on Aug 17, 10 at 1:53pm
  • if the sisters not a complete bitches she will seduce u only a) cut off your penis for what u have done to her sister or b) because her sister asked her to and taped it because I'm sure she noticed u looking and now she has proof to revoke your license. no driving of those particular models ever again

    Submitted by KristieDscheide on Aug 17, 10 at 1:53pm
  • Lol added to favorites

    Submitted by DearNuts on Aug 17, 10 at 8:41am
  • Wow. Thank god I've always been the 2011. Boys are mean.

    Submitted by lalind1 on Aug 19, 10 at 3:00am
  • Hindsights a bitch

    Submitted by thatONEtime on Aug 17, 10 at 8:28am
  • That is the fucking truth. You had better fuck her sister, or your man card will be revoked, my friend

    Submitted by niceman on Aug 17, 10 at 10:12am