just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
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if you dont ride her too hard you can still get a good trade in value
Sounds like its time to trade in and upgrade.
Grow a mustache, lose or gain a little weight, recolor your hair, and go for it without her realizing.
Well as long as you get the little sister your still a winner.
The game of dibs always applies! Well done my friend
First TFLN I've laughed at in a LONG time.
Best TFLN ever..hilarious and so true !
Ugh dude tell me about it. That was like when my ex told me her sister was a DD
Ultimate Revenge: Date and do the younger sister only to break up with her because you were doing their mom. TOTAL COVERAGE of all vag's in the house.
Love the example
Or u could just go for her sister and if she says anything just give her the finger
Are you giving the little sister the finger or the ex girlfriend? Because I think giving the little sister the finger(or 2) would be funnier.
Wow Twin Cities. Wow.
Lol added to favorites
if the sisters not a complete bitches she will seduce u only a) cut off your penis for what u have done to her sister or b) because her sister asked her to and taped it because I'm sure she noticed u looking and now she has proof to revoke your license. no driving of those particular models ever again
Wow. Thank god I've always been the 2011. Boys are mean.
Hindsights a bitch
That is the fucking truth. You had better fuck her sister, or your man card will be revoked, my friend