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  • 121 21
    Submitted by Young_Quake09 on Aug 7, 10 at 7:06am
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    It isnt an ancient artifact, give the lady what she wants!

  • 106 18
    Submitted by wepehs on Aug 7, 10 at 12:11pm
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    NO DICK FOR YOU!

  • 93 20
    Submitted by Addict89 on Aug 7, 10 at 7:45am
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    Are you sure he had a Y chromosome?

  • 81 28
    Submitted by kevguillot on Aug 7, 10 at 9:46am
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    If u touched it with ur mouth it woulda stayed out alot longer trust me!!

  • 72 24
    Submitted by sexy_superwoman on Aug 7, 10 at 7:29am
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    You must not be very sexy.

  • 69 29
    Submitted by caretaker22 on Aug 7, 10 at 7:34am
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    The third eye is blind, however it can still sense ugly.

  • 65 35
    Submitted by uhateme on Aug 7, 10 at 9:31am
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    He's not a tease he's g@y!

  • 54 22
    Submitted by amonymous on Aug 7, 10 at 11:22am
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    In these cases women are allowed to revoke the mancard on the spot.

  • 54 26
    Submitted by fitbounce30 on Aug 7, 10 at 6:37pm
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    He probably just wanted to show you what his bf got to play with .

  • 56 31
    Submitted by stevanc on Aug 7, 10 at 10:49am
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    Where do i meet these girls..? Never shoulda joined the military all I ever see is guys now :(

  • 51 35
    Submitted by CynicalWit on Aug 7, 10 at 8:00am
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    He didn't want you to touch, he wanted you to kiss it. Therefore, you failed.

  • 31 14
    Submitted by CookEmAlive on Aug 8, 10 at 4:31am
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    He must be into guys

  • 29 21
    Submitted by ABassLineLow on Aug 13, 10 at 8:08am
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    On the contrary, that guy right there is a REAL man. Take the power back, brother!

  • 30 24
    Submitted by Alastor on Aug 11, 10 at 11:13pm
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    That is not a man.

  • 25 16
    Submitted by bluegirl25 on Aug 8, 10 at 1:00am
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    You probably upset it.

  • 35 38
    Submitted by sonnl on Aug 7, 10 at 9:52am
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    Why you think he's g@y? Maybe she's just fat. Oh and why is g@y a bad word?

  • 26 21
    Submitted by oliviadelis on Aug 8, 10 at 9:04am
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    I'm with 'uhateme' !

  • 25 22
    Submitted by dthbrngr on Sep 16, 10 at 3:40pm
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    This guy is PRO. Btw, who wants toast?

  • 26 26
    Submitted by Foxnsox on Aug 10, 10 at 9:11am
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    Nope, "g@y" or not that's a tease.

  • 18 25
    Submitted by SippinSally on Aug 8, 10 at 1:45am
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    Stevanc, where do they have you stationed, Egypt? Ugly girls are everywhere!

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