he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
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Pray that it's herpes.
He wants a threesome
i vote herpes.
tfln wont let me say g_a_y, fml
He's married? He is an alien in disguise? He's your stalker?
Or...he voted for Ralph nader?
More like his fantasy football won first place. Guys.
It's probably both
It's lose-lose! :C
There always the most likely options :/
you are all wrong. He's about to tell her that she is actually his long lost sister. Wincest!
my 3 inch penis
He is looking to dump you. "Ready" is when his new girl is as freaky in bed as you are so he has no downtime on sex.