I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
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In all honestly, that's sounds pretty freakin' AWESOME!
Ull get burnin grease on ur bare balls
Burning grease on ur balls= bad
Girls who watch porn will always be hot and sexy
beaten meat and sizzling pork... hot damn, sign me up!
I wish this was my typical morning ):
This'll be the story of my guy's life when we move in together. Oh yeah, be jealous.
I would like to retract my previous statement about your name. any girl who likes bacon AND porn is a friend of mine. we may be soul sisters even
So ladies, do we need to start a club? The Womens Porn and Bacon Society? No t shirts... maybe pasties...or printed nipple tape.
my new roommate needs to read this and she needs to heed this. Best Roomie EVER!!!