I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
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In all honestly, that's sounds pretty freakin' AWESOME!
Ull get burnin grease on ur bare balls
Girls who watch porn will always be hot and sexy
Burning grease on ur balls= bad
beaten meat and sizzling pork... hot damn, sign me up!
I wish this was my typical morning ):
This'll be the story of my guy's life when we move in together. Oh yeah, be jealous.
I would like to retract my previous statement about your name. any girl who likes bacon AND porn is a friend of mine. we may be soul sisters even
my new roommate needs to read this and she needs to heed this. Best Roomie EVER!!!
So ladies, do we need to start a club? The Womens Porn and Bacon Society? No t shirts... maybe pasties...or printed nipple tape.