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  • Submitted by dopegirlfreshhh on Oct 4, 10 at 2:31pm

    terrible wingman, mom

  • Submitted by dadx2 on Oct 4, 10 at 2:50pm

    Those, my dear, are clues.

  • Submitted by bjaminable on Oct 4, 10 at 8:52pm

    Fuck you, grandma.

  • Submitted by DrThumper on Oct 6, 10 at 9:31am

    Nice, mom. Now, go tell Timmy that his pet hamster didn't really go to a farm to live free because you killed it with the vacuum, and let sis's new boyfriend know that she stuffs her bra.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 10 at 2:26pm


  • Submitted by said8ED on Oct 6, 10 at 5:20pm

    What was his mother doing in his bed?

  • Submitted by maryaloves415 on Oct 4, 10 at 2:46pm

    sounds like something my mom would say

  • Submitted by lgfu on Oct 6, 10 at 12:37am

    This has actually somewhat happened to me, so awk.

  • Submitted by The1ChuckNorris on Oct 4, 10 at 10:40pm

    Yeah it's scary...when Chuck Norris is in the place of your son

  • Submitted by CaseyyErinn on Oct 4, 10 at 7:57pm


  • Submitted by ButtaP129 on Oct 4, 10 at 5:45pm

    Bet that was the 1st

  • Submitted by beeper12 on Oct 4, 10 at 3:29pm

    been there.

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    Submitted by Sweeney508 on Jul 16, 12 at 11:48am

    Another will for the massholes

  • Submitted by yellowduck on Oct 5, 10 at 8:51pm


  • Submitted by kureska on Sep 21, 11 at 8:30pm

    sounds like somethin my mom would say

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    Submitted by hogfish on Jun 6, 12 at 8:55pm

    Mom knows best

  • Submitted by sensesfan2010 on Oct 4, 10 at 5:32pm

    None of you are cool and having to state on tfln that this happens in your life is proof that you're douchers that have nothing exciting happen in your own lives. I feel sorry for you fucksticks