this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
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terrible wingman, mom
Those, my dear, are clues.
Fuck you, grandma.
Nice, mom. Now, go tell Timmy that his pet hamster didn't really go to a farm to live free because you killed it with the vacuum, and let sis's new boyfriend know that she stuffs her bra.
What was his mother doing in his bed?
sounds like something my mom would say
This has actually somewhat happened to me, so awk.
Yeah it's scary...when Chuck Norris is in the place of your son
Bet that was the 1st
Another will for the massholes
sounds like somethin my mom would say
None of you are cool and having to state on tfln that this happens in your life is proof that you're douchers that have nothing exciting happen in your own lives. I feel sorry for you fucksticks
Mom knows best