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  • Wow. A funny text that isn't all too cliche. It's like stumbling upon the tfln version of the holy Grail.

    Submitted by skwerly1 on Aug 20, 10 at 2:28pm
  • hell hath no greater wrath than a woman scorned....watch out for this one buddy. starts with 100 bux, ends with ur house on fire

    Submitted by masta1080 on Aug 20, 10 at 2:58pm
  • Oh the joys of being naked...and the pain of having to redress.

    Submitted by Observer on Aug 20, 10 at 2:50pm
  • Girl like that needs replaced.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Aug 22, 10 at 6:50am
  • u must be one hell of a great fucker to pull that off

    Submitted by TBONEa on Aug 20, 10 at 3:52pm
  • Rule pepperoni: Beware what you may find beyond that door. Not all surprises are good.

    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 20, 10 at 2:26pm
  • They see me trollin \nThey hatin\nFirst

    Submitted by alias777 on Aug 20, 10 at 2:26pm
  • She could just answer the door how she is, that would be the tip...

    Submitted by gaterhog on Aug 22, 10 at 9:47am
  • everyone who is freaking out saying this girl is a bitch needs to chill the fuck out and stop taking everything so seriously.

    Submitted by R0LLT1D3 on Nov 13, 10 at 10:32am
  • everyone who is freaking out saying this girl is a bitch needs to chill the fuck out and stop taking everything so seriously.

    Submitted by R0LLT1D3 on Nov 13, 10 at 10:32am
  • To deliver pizza = to slang zza

    Submitted by DestruKto on Aug 20, 10 at 3:17pm
  • Put a robe on. Simply. But really sucks when your proflduction is a dominitrix and you can hide the 7 inch high boots... I answer the door once like that .... They guy looked at me and say; Nyc !!! It always gets better.

    Submitted by MissGi on Aug 20, 10 at 4:52pm
  • Would probably do the same thing. But I'm a bitch.

    Submitted by Dani_California on Aug 22, 10 at 4:48am
  • That, my friends, is one messed up relationship. And if I was the person who wasn't there yet, I'd hit it, retrieve my card or change it and quit it. Really? $100 cuz you're too lazy to throw on some shorts and a shirt? http://whatIdesiredtosday.wordpress.com

    Submitted by Le_Todd on Aug 20, 10 at 3:18pm
  • Fuck it, just answer the door naked. Tell the guy that was his tip and move on

    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Sep 24, 12 at 11:24pm