you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
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Wow. A funny text that isn't all too cliche. It's like stumbling upon the tfln version of the holy Grail.
hell hath no greater wrath than a woman scorned....watch out for this one buddy. starts with 100 bux, ends with ur house on fire
Oh the joys of being naked...and the pain of having to redress.
Girl like that needs replaced.
u must be one hell of a great fucker to pull that off
Rule pepperoni: Beware what you may find beyond that door. Not all surprises are good.
They see me trollin \nThey hatin\nFirst
She could just answer the door how she is, that would be the tip...
everyone who is freaking out saying this girl is a bitch needs to chill the fuck out and stop taking everything so seriously.
To deliver pizza = to slang zza
Put a robe on. Simply. But really sucks when your proflduction is a dominitrix and you can hide the 7 inch high boots... I answer the door once like that .... They guy looked at me and say; Nyc !!! It always gets better.
Would probably do the same thing. But I'm a bitch.
That, my friends, is one messed up relationship. And if I was the person who wasn't there yet, I'd hit it, retrieve my card or change it and quit it. Really? $100 cuz you're too lazy to throw on some shorts and a shirt? http://whatIdesiredtosday.wordpress.com
Fuck it, just answer the door naked. Tell the guy that was his tip and move on