how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
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"Happy Birthday. Glad you're not my baby daddy"
There's no such thing as almost pregnant. Either you are or you're not.
I'm pretty sure every time you have sex you 'almost' get pregnant.
How do u get 'almost pregnant'?
This year how about I blow the balloons
Just say happy birthday you dumb cu nt. Almost pregnant... Did you watch the sperm swim past the egg or something? That guy is lucky he didn't knock up some stupid fuc king bit ch
Umm almost doesn't count.... Lame text
almost as in she probably had a pregnancy scare. You people take this way too seriously
No if u ever had a scare u understand the almost pregnant thing
"Happy thank god there isn't going to be a birth day!"
"Happy Pull-out Day!"
Happy Birthday! NO PREGGO MY EGGO!
You give him a lapdance and yamm his yipper
kudos on even wanting to wish him a happy birthday
"Got you almost pregnant" and "almost got you pregnant" are two totally different things. She didn't say she was almost pregnant, she said she almost was. By correcting her you're all just making yourselves looks like complete morons. Not to mention you're guys so you don't really understand pregnancy scares.
How do you get almost pregnant. You should tell him you're a dumb slut that needs to keep her legs closed so you don't reproduce
Cum in me once shame on me, cum in me twice shame on me ... Happy hump ... I mean birth... Day
you can't be "almost pregnant" doesn't work. even if you had a scare, you weren't pregnant or even almost pregnant. just say happy birthday.. stupid.
Hey it's my brothers birthday today do you know anybody from rawlins Wyoming by any chance oh and I'm an ostertag
Happy Birthday almost baby daddy (;
And just how does one "almost" get pregnant? Either you are or you aren't...it's not a game of horseshoes.
al·most [awl-mohst, awl-mohst]\n-adverb\n1. very nearly; all but: almost every house; almost the entire symphony; to pay almost nothing for a car; almost twice as many books.
Cdngirl and Vermonter, tie ftw!