Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
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Im the submitter and sender of this text. It was meant to be funny. Im not a waste of life as I hold down a full-time job as a cook while going to grad school for microbiology and already have two bachelors degrees. Fuck.
Never said you were. My comment was meant to be funny as well... and guess what? It was.
I'll take things that are delicious separately but not together for a 800, Alex
And yet your debt from not working and spending money on useless shit is probably just as high as your friend in med school. Only difference? At least they'll be able to pay theirs off.
people should really learn sarcasm and jokes.
OMG, people. It's meant to be funny. If you're so high and mighty with your life choices, what the fuck are you doing with this app? Resist the urge to lecture and just enjoy life's humor.
Hey ever think that we're making jokes??? Way to ruin the fun asshole.
Life is a marathon not a sprint. In the end, Med school will be ftw.
You sir are my hero
Really people? Are you too fucking stupid to realize that the guy was being fucking sarcastic. WTF?
Everyone is taking this so seriously. The texter is clearly joking.
Why not do both?
It's when the OP lies about his degrees that the masses rise up at injustice
Hey, that's one of my favorite pastimes!
it wasn't necessary to say raw cookie dough... 'cookie dough' in itself implies it wasn't cooked dumbass.
One life choice definitely seems more delicious than the other
Dont worry, some of us weren't too dense to "get it". It was funny. Unlike most of the trolls who responded and thought they were too. XD
I feel like maybe I'm missing the point but you super sound pregnant... maybe if you spent more time in school n not lying around naked you couldve avoided that dumbass
I'm in business school and I'm jealous
I feel stupider for having read this. I think I'll go read...
ooooohhh READ! Gosh, you must be so smart! Please. Smart, productive people can do silly things too. Quite well, in fact.
you ppl take shit to serious. friendly joke.
wow you clearly are a stuck up dick if you can't see the sarcasm here, this person clearly knows that the will be doctor is gonna do better, it's called friendly joking around you dumbshits
this is kinda sad if you think of it .. poor bastard thinks he made better decisions in his life
I hope you get salmonella poisoning you lazy bastard.
So who'd you have to lay naked in front of to get your text submitted?
Hahahaha I love this site
At reagelbeagle. I think you are being sarcastic but incase you aren't. It's more stupid.
hell yes you do
Mm. No, no you don't =/
As a medical student, I concur.
if I ever ate this combo my uterus would rip itself out of me them strangle me to death with my tubes. seriously. I have a bad Ass uterus.
I expect nothing less from this area code...nothing but failures...this is probably from Youngstown
Bullshit the OP has two degrees.