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  • Im the submitter and sender of this text. It was meant to be funny. Im not a waste of life as I hold down a full-time job as a cook while going to grad school for microbiology and already have two bachelors degrees. Fuck.

    Submitted by telemechi on Aug 18, 10 at 9:15pm
    • Never said you were. My comment was meant to be funny as well... and guess what? It was.

      Submitted by rexygirl10 on Aug 21, 10 at 1:30am
  • I'll take things that are delicious separately but not together for a 800, Alex

    Submitted by dhsdfd on Aug 18, 10 at 4:01pm
  • And yet your debt from not working and spending money on useless shit is probably just as high as your friend in med school. Only difference? At least they'll be able to pay theirs off.

    Submitted by rexygirl10 on Aug 18, 10 at 4:03pm
  • people should really learn sarcasm and jokes.

    Submitted by elenaaaa on Aug 19, 10 at 3:10pm
  • Really people? Are you too fucking stupid to realize that the guy was being fucking sarcastic. WTF?

    Submitted by IhateFrance on Aug 18, 10 at 8:39pm
  • OMG, people. It's meant to be funny. If you're so high and mighty with your life choices, what the fuck are you doing with this app? Resist the urge to lecture and just enjoy life's humor.

    Submitted by Rotten on Aug 18, 10 at 5:30pm
    • Hey ever think that we're making jokes??? Way to ruin the fun asshole.

      Submitted by rexygirl10 on Aug 21, 10 at 1:27am
  • Mmm laziness

    Submitted by lawngnomes69 on Aug 18, 10 at 3:15pm
  • Life is a marathon not a sprint. In the end, Med school will be ftw.

    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 18, 10 at 3:15pm
  • You sir are my hero

    Submitted by gardea_11b on Aug 18, 10 at 5:58pm
  • Everyone is taking this so seriously. The texter is clearly joking.

    Submitted by tobeabother on Aug 18, 10 at 5:30pm
  • It's when the OP lies about his degrees that the masses rise up at injustice

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 10 at 12:08pm
  • Why not do both?

    Submitted by magentaconflict on Aug 18, 10 at 8:12pm
  • Hey, that's one of my favorite pastimes!

    Submitted by stefanivitelli on Sep 9, 10 at 9:50pm
  • Wwooww

    Submitted by kkaayy on Aug 18, 10 at 7:24pm
  • it wasn't necessary to say raw cookie dough... 'cookie dough' in itself implies it wasn't cooked dumbass.

    Submitted by kleydon619 on Aug 18, 10 at 7:00pm
  • One life choice definitely seems more delicious than the other

    Submitted by eag0127 on Aug 18, 10 at 5:38pm
  • Dont worry, some of us weren't too dense to "get it". It was funny. Unlike most of the trolls who responded and thought they were too. XD

    Submitted by stitcheslove on Nov 28, 10 at 3:11pm
  • I feel like maybe I'm missing the point but you super sound pregnant... maybe if you spent more time in school n not lying around naked you couldve avoided that dumbass

    Submitted by missbettyb on Aug 18, 10 at 5:18pm
  • I'm in business school and I'm jealous

    Submitted by servus on Aug 19, 10 at 1:09am
  • I feel stupider for having read this. I think I'll go read...

    Submitted by regalbeagle on Aug 18, 10 at 3:15pm
    • ooooohhh READ! Gosh, you must be so smart! Please. Smart, productive people can do silly things too. Quite well, in fact.

      Submitted by jltc on Aug 18, 10 at 11:56pm
  • if I ever ate this combo my uterus would rip itself out of me them strangle me to death with my tubes. seriously. I have a bad Ass uterus.

    Submitted by lizthetwigg on Aug 18, 10 at 11:52pm
  • you ppl take shit to serious. friendly joke.

    Submitted by srhprincess480 on Aug 19, 10 at 7:17am
  • wow you clearly are a stuck up dick if you can't see the sarcasm here, this person clearly knows that the will be doctor is gonna do better, it's called friendly joking around you dumbshits

    Submitted by patrick12131 on Aug 19, 10 at 3:48am
  • That's disgusting

    Submitted by BaByG87 on Aug 18, 10 at 3:52pm
  • I hope you get salmonella poisoning you lazy bastard.

    Submitted by ProductPlacemnt on Aug 18, 10 at 3:17pm
  • this is kinda sad if you think of it .. poor bastard thinks he made better decisions in his life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 10 at 5:03pm
  • Hahahaha I love this site

    Submitted by allylovesyou on Aug 18, 10 at 9:18pm
  • So who'd you have to lay naked in front of to get your text submitted?

    Submitted by jenpearce on Aug 19, 10 at 1:51am
  • At reagelbeagle. I think you are being sarcastic but incase you aren't. It's more stupid.

    Submitted by ProductPlacemnt on Aug 18, 10 at 3:20pm
  • hell yes you do

    Submitted by bubblesmcgee on Aug 20, 10 at 12:52am
  • I expect nothing less from this area code...nothing but failures...this is probably from Youngstown

    Submitted by Slappy0605 on Aug 18, 10 at 4:47pm
  • Mm. No, no you don't =/

    Submitted by carepolice on Aug 18, 10 at 4:24pm
  • As a medical student, I concur.

    Submitted by midnightCereal on Aug 18, 10 at 6:08pm
  • Bullshit the OP has two degrees.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 10 at 2:17am
  • Pregnant much?

    Submitted by truffleelf on Aug 18, 10 at 5:33pm
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