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  • 86 52
    Submitted by shhetking on Jul 27, 10 at 1:08pm
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    Why are you smelling your dick freak

  • 67 67
    Submitted by bowfishinlady on Jul 27, 10 at 2:33pm
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    I love how ANYTHING in reference to food automatically makes the subject a fat chick...I guess skinny and average sized girls don't eat?

  • 62 60
    Submitted by thedoyler on Jul 28, 10 at 11:21pm
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    How does one smell his own dick? Guess I'm not that flexible

  • 56 52
    Submitted by CatSnatchFever on Jul 27, 10 at 6:39pm
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    If you can smell your own dick, you should be able to suck it, too.

  • 50 44
    Submitted by mixn on Jul 27, 10 at 1:50pm
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    ohhhh naperville. what will we do without ribfest? (:

  • 47 40
    Submitted by sp3ct3r727 on Jul 27, 10 at 10:49pm
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    hahah he said smelt

  • 50 53
    Submitted by sexilexi16 on Jul 30, 10 at 12:42am
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    Yesssssssssss Naperville!!!

  • 60 74
    Submitted by stokedonsurf on Jul 27, 10 at 1:04pm
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    Not the only bone she sucked clean that night huh, damn fat chicks give good head.

  • 51 60
    Submitted by pringlepwner on Jul 27, 10 at 2:09pm
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    Or you have banging that bottle of BBQ sauce again, you freak.

  • 53 66
    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Jul 27, 10 at 6:47pm
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    Rule 313: If the sauce is memphis style, it's ok. if it's kansas city style, get checked by a doctor, quickly.

  • 45 53
    Submitted by mamaMD on Jul 27, 10 at 11:43pm
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    Keep it classy, Naperville.

  • 41 48
    Submitted by Chadwick on Jul 27, 10 at 1:27pm
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    Spicy original?

  • 41 51
    Submitted by iamamazing on Jul 27, 10 at 5:14pm
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    you smelt your penis?

  • 40 52
    Submitted by MrSlapChop on Jul 28, 10 at 10:45pm
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    hope you didn't get the old "Memphis dry rub"

  • 32 44
    Submitted by saravonsega on Jul 28, 10 at 4:11pm
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    yeah naperville ribfest...class out the ass

  • 36 59
    Submitted by jboymw on Jul 27, 10 at 5:00pm
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    He'll yea representing Naperville

  • 41 69
    Submitted by regalbeagle on Jul 27, 10 at 1:05pm
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    That's my kind of woman...as long as she's not a hippo or anything.

  • 31 50
    Submitted by dexter909 on Jul 28, 10 at 10:28pm
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    Qurr

  • 35 58
    Submitted by panthersrockk on Jul 28, 10 at 12:04pm
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    wow u would smell it

  • 38 66
    Submitted by ilovewhores on Jul 27, 10 at 6:02pm
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    how do you smell your dick? you get xtra whore points +15

  • 38 66
    Submitted by AhhClassic on Jul 27, 10 at 1:08pm
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    Ahh the ol' BBQ BJ. Classic.

  • 30 51
    Submitted by saucysauceman on Jul 28, 10 at 12:29am
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    Hahaha rulebook that's fuckin hilarious man XD I was born in KC

  • 30 51
    Submitted by jimmytee on Jul 27, 10 at 3:35pm
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    maybe not bbq-bj. could just be bbq anal.

  • 36 65
    Submitted by rabidlamb on Jul 28, 10 at 4:25am
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    He's obviously sucking his own dick alot.

  • 33 59
    Submitted by firedancersirka on Jul 27, 10 at 3:01pm
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    Very funny

  • 38 74
    Submitted by rustybucket on Jul 27, 10 at 5:48pm
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    Are you that desperate that u have to put BBQ sauce on your dick to getta fat chick? LMAO!!!!

  • 32 64
    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 28, 10 at 12:36am
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    Dick smeller.....sounds like an insurance agents name .. Mr dick smeller

  • 34 70
    Submitted by urmeatydildo on Jul 27, 10 at 10:23pm
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    Fat chicks give good head because they have to

  • 30 69
    Submitted by dfb62091 on Jul 27, 10 at 1:19pm
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    fat chicks give good head...because they're always hungry

  • 24 67
    Submitted by urmeatydildo on Jul 27, 10 at 10:22pm
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    What you blindfold a fat chick cover you dick in BBQ sauce n tell her it was a rib to get a bj