Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
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That's not lotion...
When you gotta handle business you handle business
Are you sure it was lotion
this was an isolated incident ;)
What's that on the tv screen?
that ain't lotion honey
Ewww dude. Wipe it off.
Yes I do
A girls got needs and the vibrator is rusty\n\n:D
j00kn0w, people who jerk to the disney channel
Who watches porn on their tv using a remote
Who uses the tv and dvd player for porn anymore? More feasable if the keyboard and mouse were sticky...
@urallstupid: was that a pun? Hahaha
Well it was inside a condom