when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
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I thought this was hilarious. Y'all need to calm down, it's just a website.
Agreed. I mean ooOOOoo a pop culture reference!? Gotta be FAKE! It's not like I've ever used those in conversation before...
First person to slap Katy Perry and get pics of it, will warrent $100 PLUS bail money from me. (also and hospital bills if nessisary)
Fun fact : Most of the people why cry fake think since their life is boring and stupid everyone else's must be as well.
God I hate that song
Someone's bitter they're not from California
I really don't think this is fake only because I'm from this area and people are stupid enough to actually act like this.
Ha! This is my area code!! Btw if this is fake(which I doubt) I'd like to shake the OP's hand for having such a creative imagination! Possibly representing the Gee!!
stoner: thumbs up, but not from california: thumbs down
did you died?
Your an idiot
HornedGramma, It Wasn't Me. All I'm Saying Is That Every Time A Remotely Stupid Text Shows Up, Someone Yells "Fake!", Whereas, A Lot Of These Texts Are From Drunks Anyway, Who Probably Have No Idea What They're Saying.
Cali girls are just that hot
Stupid I call fake!
And to think, I thought that song was worthless! XD
this is the best text ever.
sun-kissed skin so hot we'll melt your popsicle!
Acid or shrooms caused this text come on now...and it's faaaaannnntastic
there are a ton just like this one.... maybe a drunk um mentally challenged (is that politically correct enough ) person would really do this... but if it is true id love party with this person.
katy perry can come melt my popsicle any time
This is funny. Your opinions on Katy Perry have nothing to do with it so keep it to yourself.
haha im from the 918 as well tulsas where its at tho u dont c many texts from this area
Katy Perry is fucking terrible.
This is stupid. And probably fake.
Stupid and fake! You are,\n\na funny text, it is, either way,
People on pot can be so funny
Obviously as of now only 55 ppl think its fake so fuck the ones that call fake b/c they want to put it down
Actual fact: not all people are dumb enough to believe everything they hear. Why are people so upset when anyone calls fake it's just an opinion. Lighten up abit it's just kicks and giggles!
The Person Was Probably Drunk, You Guys. \nJust Because You Think It's Stupid, Doesn't Automatically Make It Fake. God.
Well, I guess we know who submitted this lame fake text.
Wtf?! As a Californian girl I must say that I've never heard anything this hilarious come outta that song besides this text.
I ruined the 69, why was I vote 70 on a Katy Perry reference !!!
Double rainbow :)