you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
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Good call. I hate restaurants that f u c k you on eggs benedict. You should have said, "fine, I'll go to a nice restaurant" "bitc h"
If it was a western omelette I would be your wing man haha
You have NO idea how hard we work. I DREAM of getting a Visa to America just so I can give my wife hope for a better life. She works so hard. We currently plead on contract from the British Gov't while living in our friends house in England. Always moving from Western Russia to Poland to England...moving West…to the US???\n\nAnd when our work ends next month because the troops are returning "home"… for now...because the War is "over"… I hope we are safe... even when we lose ou
Well, if u eat any eggs it comes out Benny the next day ;) Or that day if it was guuuuuud :)
In Soviet Russia, table puke on you!
Although this may be a "text from this morning" it is still hilarious. Good win sir, good win.
Best breakfast ever!
Did you get the eggs?