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  • Is football going to be a total bitch and key his car? No it is not.

    Submitted by ShitThrwnMonky on Oct 10, 10 at 10:32am
  • ARE THEM CHICK FLICKS GONNA LICK YO PUSSY? NO THEY ARNT!!

    Submitted by MrWatts82 on Oct 10, 10 at 1:46pm
  • No but you prob still will when he's done with football

    Submitted by mquinny8 on Oct 10, 10 at 10:54am
  • Be a good girlfriend and blow him during halftime.

    Submitted by patronNunicornz on Oct 10, 10 at 3:51pm
  • mbabybum, video games will indeed fuck us for hours on end. In fact, playing a good video game gives around the same dopamine release for hours that sex does for like 30 minutes. Not saying video games should replace women, just saying that maybe both genders should stop complaining and enjoy each other along with their football games and chick flicks. Its not really a this or that situation, if youre smart you can get both. =D

    Submitted by Manupbeotch on Oct 10, 10 at 3:47pm
  • AMEN! Same with video games. Last time I checked, those won't fuck you for hours on end!

    Submitted by mbabybum on Oct 10, 10 at 11:38am
  • Awesome!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 10 at 9:52am
  • What's wrong with sucking his dick while watching football? Usually works for me.

    Submitted by mandybare7782 on Oct 10, 10 at 3:59pm
  • No but football isn't going to bitch and moan about commitment

    Submitted by iismackbabies on Oct 10, 10 at 9:11pm
  • is football going to complain?

    Submitted by theriseofcolin on Oct 10, 10 at 9:01pm
  • No, but then football isn't going to complain when he spends time with you.

    Submitted by Nahvis on Oct 10, 10 at 9:36pm
  • I'll bet football won't make him a sandwich either.

    Submitted by AcidJisz on Oct 11, 10 at 2:27am
  • No but some slutty cheerleader might.

    Submitted by reply_ on Oct 12, 10 at 11:21pm
  • Genius! So damn true!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 10 at 2:13am
  • You heard the lady.

    Submitted by taylorfromspace on Oct 13, 10 at 3:53am
  • Ha! My man gets aggravated when all I wanna do is watch football, should be the other way around! I'm sitting on my couch right now in my COWBOYS jersey watching the game, go ahead, leave your cowboy hating comments bitches lol

    Submitted by KattyB320 on Oct 10, 10 at 4:42pm
  • no but its less psychotic and lasts longer...why dont you try watching it with him you whiner?

    Submitted by nurseypoo on Oct 10, 10 at 1:33pm
  • So true.....average guy

    Submitted by yellowduck on Oct 10, 10 at 10:00am
  • Is a whore gonna give him a scholarship?

    Submitted by garg411 on Oct 10, 10 at 11:46pm
  • will you make him orgasm? no you will not. will football? probably.

    Submitted by ingebeastly on Oct 10, 10 at 11:58am
  • This makes me proud to have lived in Richmond

    Submitted by dmblynny on Oct 12, 10 at 9:40am
  • You guys fuck some lame chicks. That's your problem. :) peace and love though, bros. not here to argue. xoxo.

    Submitted by mbabybum on Oct 10, 10 at 9:30pm
  • Some girls don't understand..

    Submitted by freckleface on Oct 10, 10 at 11:08am
  • Football's more important, whore.

    Submitted by Microbus on Oct 10, 10 at 2:56pm
  • Listen hunnie...blow him while he watches..fun for everyone...touchdown!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by shamrock83 on Oct 14, 10 at 1:59pm
  • Yeah, but football doesn't hurt my eyes

    Submitted by spanktank on Oct 26, 10 at 5:42pm
  • This is where I smile and enjoy the fact that my boyfriend isn't into football and is a gamer like I am.

    Submitted by Wolfira on Oct 11, 10 at 3:50am
  • I get it and play video games... Both are very enjoyable.

    Submitted by everforsaken on Oct 10, 10 at 11:52pm
  • Youre obviously not very bright. You can suck his dick while he watches the game. DUH!

    Submitted by MrBigStick on Oct 11, 10 at 10:36pm
  • exactly.

    Submitted by lalalalalalala on Oct 12, 10 at 7:39am
  • Could not agree more, sports are so retarded, I'd rather stare at a blank wall for hours than watch a game. Video games are only slightly better, and idk who would pass up sex for either. But I'm a guy so society tells me I have to like this s*it : (

    Submitted by PerfectHaze on Oct 11, 10 at 1:45am
  • Go Cowboys!

    Submitted by Stingbass on Oct 21, 10 at 2:52am
  • no but the browns will fuck him.

    Submitted by east on Oct 13, 10 at 2:28pm
  • it might if the penis is from penn state

    Submitted by UnclePeaches16 on Nov 15, 11 at 11:06pm