IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
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Is football going to be a total bitch and key his car? No it is not.
ARE THEM CHICK FLICKS GONNA LICK YO PUSSY? NO THEY ARNT!!
No but you prob still will when he's done with football
Be a good girlfriend and blow him during halftime.
mbabybum, video games will indeed fuck us for hours on end. In fact, playing a good video game gives around the same dopamine release for hours that sex does for like 30 minutes. Not saying video games should replace women, just saying that maybe both genders should stop complaining and enjoy each other along with their football games and chick flicks. Its not really a this or that situation, if youre smart you can get both. =D
so in other words... you never get any?
AMEN! Same with video games. Last time I checked, those won't fuck you for hours on end!
neither will women...
What's wrong with sucking his dick while watching football? Usually works for me.
No but football isn't going to bitch and moan about commitment
is football going to complain?
No, but then football isn't going to complain when he spends time with you.
I'll bet football won't make him a sandwich either.
You heard the lady.
No but some slutty cheerleader might.
Ha! My man gets aggravated when all I wanna do is watch football, should be the other way around! I'm sitting on my couch right now in my COWBOYS jersey watching the game, go ahead, leave your cowboy hating comments bitches lol
Cowboys baby, you rock in my book.
no but its less psychotic and lasts longer...why dont you try watching it with him you whiner?
Genius! So damn true!
So true.....average guy
Is a whore gonna give him a scholarship?
You guys fuck some lame chicks. That's your problem. :) peace and love though, bros. not here to argue. xoxo.
This makes me proud to have lived in Richmond
will you make him orgasm? no you will not. will football? probably.
Some girls don't understand..
This is where I smile and enjoy the fact that my boyfriend isn't into football and is a gamer like I am.
Listen hunnie...blow him while he watches..fun for everyone...touchdown!!!!!!!!!
Football's more important, whore.
I get it and play video games... Both are very enjoyable.
Could not agree more, sports are so retarded, I'd rather stare at a blank wall for hours than watch a game. Video games are only slightly better, and idk who would pass up sex for either. But I'm a guy so society tells me I have to like this s*it : (
You have to have testicles to be a man.
Youre obviously not very bright. You can suck his dick while he watches the game. DUH!
it might if the penis is from penn state
Yeah, but football doesn't hurt my eyes
no but the browns will fuck him.