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  • Submitted by ShitThrwnMonky on Oct 10, 10 at 10:32am

    Is football going to be a total bitch and key his car? No it is not.

  • Submitted by MrWatts82 on Oct 10, 10 at 1:46pm

    ARE THEM CHICK FLICKS GONNA LICK YO PUSSY? NO THEY ARNT!!

  • Submitted by mquinny8 on Oct 10, 10 at 10:54am

    No but you prob still will when he's done with football

  • Submitted by patronNunicornz on Oct 10, 10 at 3:51pm

    Be a good girlfriend and blow him during halftime.

  • Submitted by Manupbeotch on Oct 10, 10 at 3:47pm

    mbabybum, video games will indeed fuck us for hours on end. In fact, playing a good video game gives around the same dopamine release for hours that sex does for like 30 minutes. Not saying video games should replace women, just saying that maybe both genders should stop complaining and enjoy each other along with their football games and chick flicks. Its not really a this or that situation, if youre smart you can get both. =D

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      Submitted by mgmtbitchesss on Oct 10, 10 at 9:28pm

      so in other words... you never get any?

  • Submitted by mbabybum on Oct 10, 10 at 11:38am

    AMEN! Same with video games. Last time I checked, those won't fuck you for hours on end!

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    Submitted by mandybare7782 on Oct 10, 10 at 3:59pm

    What's wrong with sucking his dick while watching football? Usually works for me.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 10 at 9:52am

    Awesome!

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    Submitted by iismackbabies on Oct 10, 10 at 9:11pm

    No but football isn't going to bitch and moan about commitment

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    Submitted by theriseofcolin on Oct 10, 10 at 9:01pm

    is football going to complain?

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    Submitted by AcidJisz on Oct 11, 10 at 2:27am

    I'll bet football won't make him a sandwich either.

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    Submitted by Nahvis on Oct 10, 10 at 9:36pm

    No, but then football isn't going to complain when he spends time with you.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 10 at 2:13am

    Genius! So damn true!

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    Submitted by nurseypoo on Oct 10, 10 at 1:33pm

    no but its less psychotic and lasts longer...why dont you try watching it with him you whiner?

  • Submitted by KattyB320 on Oct 10, 10 at 4:42pm

    Ha! My man gets aggravated when all I wanna do is watch football, should be the other way around! I'm sitting on my couch right now in my COWBOYS jersey watching the game, go ahead, leave your cowboy hating comments bitches lol

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      Submitted by Smartastic on Oct 10, 10 at 6:28pm

      Cowboys baby, you rock in my book.

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    Submitted by yellowduck on Oct 10, 10 at 10:00am

    So true.....average guy

  • Submitted by garg411 on Oct 10, 10 at 11:46pm

    Is a whore gonna give him a scholarship?

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    Submitted by dmblynny on Oct 12, 10 at 9:40am

    This makes me proud to have lived in Richmond

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    Submitted by mbabybum on Oct 10, 10 at 9:30pm

    You guys fuck some lame chicks. That's your problem. :) peace and love though, bros. not here to argue. xoxo.

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    Submitted by taylorfromspace on Oct 13, 10 at 3:53am

    You heard the lady.

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    Submitted by spanktank on Oct 26, 10 at 5:42pm

    Yeah, but football doesn't hurt my eyes

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    Submitted by reply_ on Oct 12, 10 at 11:21pm

    No but some slutty cheerleader might.

  • 57 80
    Submitted by everforsaken on Oct 10, 10 at 11:52pm

    I get it and play video games... Both are very enjoyable.

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    Submitted by shamrock83 on Oct 14, 10 at 1:59pm

    Listen hunnie...blow him while he watches..fun for everyone...touchdown!!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Microbus on Oct 10, 10 at 2:56pm

    Football's more important, whore.

  • Submitted by freckleface on Oct 10, 10 at 11:08am

    Some girls don't understand..

  • Submitted by ingebeastly on Oct 10, 10 at 11:58am

    will you make him orgasm? no you will not. will football? probably.

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    Submitted by Wolfira on Oct 11, 10 at 3:50am

    This is where I smile and enjoy the fact that my boyfriend isn't into football and is a gamer like I am.

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    Submitted by lalalalalalala on Oct 12, 10 at 7:39am

    exactly.

  • 54 84
    Submitted by east on Oct 13, 10 at 2:28pm

    no but the browns will fuck him.

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    Submitted by MrBigStick on Oct 11, 10 at 10:36pm

    Youre obviously not very bright. You can suck his dick while he watches the game. DUH!

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    Submitted by Stingbass on Oct 21, 10 at 2:52am

    Go Cowboys!

  • Submitted by PerfectHaze on Oct 11, 10 at 1:45am

    Could not agree more, sports are so retarded, I'd rather stare at a blank wall for hours than watch a game. Video games are only slightly better, and idk who would pass up sex for either. But I'm a guy so society tells me I have to like this s*it : (

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      Submitted by spanktank on Oct 26, 10 at 5:45pm

      You have to have testicles to be a man.

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    Submitted by UnclePeaches16 on Nov 15, 11 at 11:06pm

    it might if the penis is from penn state