We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
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wow! how incredibly disrespectful!
Not any more so than dicing the person up piece by piece and looking in-depth at their tissues and organs?
Cadavers are usually people who donate their bodies to science, and thus it is not disrespectful, as that is what they wanted. Touching a cadaver's penis, on the other hand, is horribly disrespectful.
Hate to break it to you, but they're most likely going to be touching it anyways.
would you like to know your loved one who donated their body to SCIENCE for MEDICAL PURPOSES was being fondled by a med student that is obviously too immature to be there? there is a distinct difference between dissecting a cadaver's penis for learning purposes and touching it for a giggle "while nobody was looking." touching the cadaver's penis is on par with doing something like making it move or talk for laughs. it's just disrespectful and you don't do that. so please stop talk
Actually, I don't have to "stop talking", since I have every right to defend my opinion, as you do yours. Like I've said, I don't advocate fondling a cadaver. HOWEVER, I find no viable reason that is is any worse than dissecting the individual, when the genitalia will be handled extensively anyways. If you're going to be so easily upset and angered, this probably isn't the site for you.
meghann, here's the thing. If i were given the option to donate my body for either a) medical purpose to be researched, (this includes getting my lady parts sliced up). or b) to be fondled so some immature prick can get a laugh. B would not be considered even the tiniest bit because of how disrespectful and disgusting it is.
meghannnn it absolutely is disrespectful to act like that in a cadaver lab. these people donate their bodies for SCIENTIFIC purposes to help our doctors and nurses learn better. touching the genitals for a laugh doesn't make you any smarter...it's completely sick and most definitely disrespectful.
So it's okay for us to slice open a penis or remove the testicles but touching it is wrong?...even "for a laugh"? I respect the person that donated their body to science but the fact is, no matter what your religious belief (at least most I am familiar with), they aren't there anymore. I'll agree there is a maturity issue though.
I'm not promoting that people to go and touch a cadaver penis; obviously, like schlock said, there's a maturity issue. The fact, however, people are so blatantly horrified by it is an indication our culture is far too sensitive and hypocritical. You may believe it's insensitive to touch a cadaver in that manner - but if it was my body, I wouldn't give a fuck. It's no longer in use, and to be quite honest, I've done far worse things to my OWN body than some stranger could do by t
it's a sensitive issue because that man was somebody's father/husband/brother. did you know that most schools will press criminal charges against students if they even bring their friends in the lab just to look around? schools teach their students to treat the cadavers with the highest level of respect, and yeah it is a big deal. and somehow, i'm not surprised that you wouldn't give a fuck if someone was touching your penis, meghannnn.
Like I've said, if you can't argue like an adult, then maybe you should go find somewhere else to play.
read a book - might i suggest Stiff by Mary Roach, and learn something.
I've never heard of anyone having charges pressed on them but I've heard of people getting kicked out. That was more to do with HIPAA laws than out though.
Man how fucking disrespectful can you be.
Yes, because in death, our body and genitalia suddenly become sacred when they're about to be used for scientific research? However, in life, guys can stick it in any old slut and it's no problem... Right.
There's no way to know what the person who donated his or her body would have wanted, so if in doubt, it's best to go with not playing around with genitalia in an immature and/or disrespectful manner.\nThere's no way of knowing who that man was and to make any assumptions about him being anything less than an honorable person is far worse than disrespecting his body.
I'm not saying THAT man in particular slept around - how should I know? I'm saying, as a society, that type of behavior is perfectly acceptable in most circles while we're alive. However, when someone handles a person when they're dead, we treat the body as if it is something to be revered. It's hypocrisy.
no way, you have it all wrong...in life you can touch anything with CONSENT otherwise it is felony sexual assault...the cadaver is incapable of consenting, and i feel this should be prosecuted the same as if a living body were assaulted.
A cadaver is no longer a 'person', per se. It's not a guy in a coma, or a brain-dead individual who is incapable of consent, but could still feel something. It's a body. No one would prosecute it the same way because it's not the same thing; a cadaver and living human body are two separate entities.
meghannnnn is a bitch. enough said
Was that your first time?
dude what the fuck
Meghannnn show me your tits or gtfo.
This isn't /b/. Go back to your hole.
I hope meghann donates her body to science so we can touch her penis
Meghannnn, what is your problem? People donate bodies for scientific research and advancement, not so some immature student can get cheap thrills. It is a very selfless act for both the deceased and their families, and the OP was dispespectful.
I don't have a 'problem'; you have your beliefs, and I have mine. I'm not advocating inappropriate touching of a cadaver, but the fact you find it so horrifyingly worse than handling those very same parts for scientific research I believe to be ridiculous.
Meghannn is a total bitch. Read it, laugh, move on.
Those people donated their bodies to benefit science and advance our medical capabilities; not get molested and disrespected after their death. You're a jackass and I hope you get kicked out of med school.
Med students aren't the only ones that go to anatomy lab.
Stay classy ohio.
I'd be curious too. It's not like they said they played with it or pretended to jerk it off. Get a sense of humor. It may be immature but it also represents a childlike curiosity that is pure and should be welcomed in a place of learning.
People are so touchy about religion and death and the human body. Wake up, none of it matters, there is no magical man in the sky, and I gaurentee you whoevers body it was could not care less what you do to it because they are DEAD and no longer exist.
@PerfectHaze - Go back to your bong, the adults are talking.
Meghannnn appears to be bit of a cunt, no? TROLLLL........!
Troll means you're being a bitch just to be a bitch. I'm being a 'bitch' to advocate my opinion. Complete difference :]
Why does everybody think this is disrespectful? I don't understand. They donated their body to science. However touching a dead persons dick for the thrill and sexual pleasure of it is severely disgusting. I think they have hospitals for people like that.
Meghannn speaks the truth. It's not that big of a deal, the OP wasn't bragging about sodomizing a dead guy, she poke his penis. she'll have to touch it again during the actual process so if making a private joke about it works to break the ice, so be it. the op will be providing our meds someday so hopefully she learns as much as possible for our sake.
In Soviet Russia, cadaver touches you!
It's uh..textsfromlastnight...not shoveyouropinionsandmoralityonothers. :-)
Meghannnnn, you're just stupid. Please dont ask why. It's already clear. Can it, you twit!!!
Holy shit.!!! Thats just too low.... Get a boyfriend or somerhing....
Hes dead he lost feeling a while bak
I wouldn't personally do this, but I find that meghannn has a valid point. She's not saying they should have touched it, or played with it.. Just that it's not so horrible when you think about what all else may happen to it. I say, if you laughed at it, laugh and move on. If you got horridly offended, then you should probably get off TFLN.
First off, I completely agree with Meghannnn. She's stating her opinions, and looking at the situation from a sociological approach. Once a person dies, they are not there anymore. Their body may look like them, but it's not them. Their personality is dead, and death is a part of life. I'm not saying it's okay to go and touch a cadaver's penis, but there are worse things out there in the world. Secondly, never once did she say she touched the penis, and who says it was a female who touc
New necrophiliac buddies with Bella Swan.
okay meghannn my problem with your argument is that this person is DEAD which means they have no say who can or cannot do whatever to them. they donated their bodies not to be fondled by immature people but for science..and I'm pretty sure they wouldn't donate their bodies in hopes that some perv would come by and cop a feel
Precisely. They're dead. Deceased, as in, they no longer inhabit that body (a universal truths for pretty much all religions, including christianity).\nMeaning it is a carcass - you know, like the cows and chickens and pigs I assume ingest on a regular basis? Do you find that disrespectful, too?\n\nLet me guess, you want to argue that animals have no soul.
i don't think i would go up to a cow's carcass and touch it's penis. so if your dog died you'd mess with it's dead body for a joke? so when you die would you like your loved ones to just toss you in a ditch and throw some leaves on top of you? what do you think funeral services are? if they're just "carcasses" why do we take such good care of them after they've died? messing with a donated cadaver is pretty much equal to pissing on a buried one's grave.
No. I wouldn't touch a bull's penis. But you don't think food industries don't? Do you know bull testicles are considered a delicacy? And actually, no, I prefer to be cremated. As in, my apparently 'sacred' body burned and scattered. We treat carcasses that way because some human beings have attachments to what bodies were, not what they ARE. Precisely the reason why we find no problem frying up a bull's testicles because we haven't kept him as a pet and known him intimately
The body should be respected, whether it is alive or dead. You may not respect yours, but many people do respect their bodies. I want to donate my body to science after I'm gone because I hope that a medical student can use it to learn. I don't appreciate the idea of someone messing with my body, even if there is no more life in it.
the only reason i am on here is because a friend told me about what a bitch you are.\ningesting meat does not equal inappropriate touching of their genitals for laughs. \nthis has nothing to do with "today's society" rather it deals with informed consent. a research subject cannot be decieved into doing something harmful just because they consented to partake in the experiment. same here, they donated their body for a purpose, which did not include fondling.
holy shit everyone calm the fuck down, these texts are meant to get a laugh out of!
you're clearly not mature enough to be in a lab. ever.
Pssch. When I die I hope you get to fondle my carcass, I don't even care if you laugh. It's a dead body. Boo fucking hoo. Maghann has a very sound argument, problem is, she's arguing with children.
ok everyone stop being so goddamn sensative. she fucking touched it she didnt fondle it and twirl it around. get the fuck over it. its funny. go meghan
I just think it's gross...
I don't even like potatoes dude
Reminds me of the old Alice Cooper song: Cold Ethyl
Just post ur # already Mehgannn*** haha
That's one freaky chick i want to meet. I'll even play dead if she wants.
You're gonna have to do alot more to it soon.
"One common method of dealing with the emotional upset of cadaver dissection is the use of humor—students often circulate cadaver stories as a test of one another's proper emotional preparation through humor involving a dismembered corpse." Just thought you all overly-sensitive types could use a little outside information.
well yeah but this corpse has obviously not been dismembered, since his member was what was fondled...heyo!!!!!
Ok, that made me laugh.
Hmmm I have never seen anyone dissect genitalia on the eight or so cadavers I've seen dissected....just saying.
that doesn't mean they don't. which i know, for a fact, they do.
haha meghannn, I like you.
I appreciate that someone isn't calling me a bitch just because they don't share my opinions. Lol.\nIf they can be outspoken on theirs, I can be on mine; tough cookies.
Hey, at least that guy got some play, even if he was already dead.
Did you suck it also? Sickkkkk
Why are y'all commenting on how disrespectful it is? That penis may have a disease thta killed him. "Death by dead penis"
I agree with meghannn.....NOT! What a dumb bitch
This is supposed to be entertainment. Take a breath and move on to the next stupid text.
how does stuff like this end up on tfln...
when I die I could only hope for a sexy pre med to diddle my goodies.
High point of ur day
That's just wrong...
meghannnnnn = jokeeeeeeee
Repeat after me... Neh-crow-file
I think the most likely case here is that the cadaver is being used by the student and group, whom the text recipient is a member of, and the student has until this point refused to touch the penis and gotten flack about it so this seems like a "Look,there, I did it, let's get over it" kind of statement.
haha, that's one of the better "Soviet Russia" comments Ive read in a long time.
Oh for fucks sake. Yeah it's s horrible thing to do but seriously? I think it fuckin stupid that you are all gangin up on this meghannnn or whatever. This website is for the funny shit on life and I bet the texts fake either way so grow the fuck up. Seriously.....
That turned u on I bet
Idk y everyones so angry Its not like the persons going to get mad he's dead and he won't get mad in heaven because it's not like he wants to look at his dead body so people CALM THE FUCK DOWN damn
Your all d-bags for trying to say what's disrespectful and what's not,
Is this the only way you can get to touch a penis? You're so lame.
Can we please move past this as a society? It's a fucking person that donated there body to science... They obviously given up any form of religion already! What should we dress them so there not exposed also?
I hope when I'm dead I can still score a tuggy.
Would all of you just shut the hell up! Fuck.
there's really no point in arguing about this. just because you complain about it, (on a humor website, no less) doesn't mean the med students are suddenly going to "realize the error of their ways." get over it. once you die, you are essentially a sack of meat. the cadaver's not going to care if you touch it's penis or not. it's dead. when you donate your body to science, you donate the entire thing.
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAA THATS SO FUCKED UP HAHHAAH..... next time you should go munging (look up def in urban dictionary).
I think mehgannn just wants to touch dead guy dick. Or put it in her mouf!
I think it's funny. He's dead. Game Over. I just wanna know if Meghannnn gave him rigor mortis or it already set in?
ok everyone has a right to their opinions whatever whatever whatever, but i think it's real fukin sad when someone keeps checking a post to see if someone argued back with them. what a waste of time. meghannn nd most of the people on this are morons. call me something go ahead, i won't check back to see it, i have a life.
What the hell? How big was it?
Guys. Chilllll. Necrophilia is weeeeird
god i love the moral debates that are started on TFLN...
who are you to say what's what, anyways your all sad fucks and I'm bored
WTF? Yeah I know it's a bible verse and I looked it up. ???
Haha that's funny and to all you ppl saying shot about it I bet if he could have a say he would have want to be touched
she didn't jack it off, get off your high horses.
I agree with Meghannn. You're all fucking hypocrites who base your opinion not on rational thinking but on what makes you feel like the good person society wants you to be. Go comment on some jesus hates abortion website instead of ruining my fun with your inferior thinking and simple ideologies
Meghan you are a loser fighting random people over a stupid text get a life
This is a little ridiculous. I agree with everyone on some level. The person who sent this text did NOT say that they did anything more than touch it. That's a little immature and disgusting but meghannn is right, it's not that big of a deal. Maybe the person has maturity issues but everyone is blowing this way out of proportion. It's just a website. Get out of here if you don't want to see immaturity, that's what this site is meant for.
Now that's disgusting, but funny, lmao
Hehehe I would too