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  • wow! how incredibly disrespectful!

    Submitted by yeaaaah on Aug 16, 10 at 11:54am
    • Not any more so than dicing the person up piece by piece and looking in-depth at their tissues and organs?

      Submitted by meghannnn on Aug 16, 10 at 12:12pm
      • Cadavers are usually people who donate their bodies to science, and thus it is not disrespectful, as that is what they wanted. Touching a cadaver's penis, on the other hand, is horribly disrespectful.

        Submitted by kawaiichan09 on Aug 16, 10 at 1:27pm
        • Hate to break it to you, but they're most likely going to be touching it anyways.

          Submitted by meghannnn on Aug 16, 10 at 1:28pm
          • would you like to know your loved one who donated their body to SCIENCE for MEDICAL PURPOSES was being fondled by a med student that is obviously too immature to be there? there is a distinct difference between dissecting a cadaver's penis for learning purposes and touching it for a giggle "while nobody was looking." touching the cadaver's penis is on par with doing something like making it move or talk for laughs. it's just disrespectful and you don't do that. so please stop talk

            Submitted by yeaaaah on Aug 16, 10 at 1:41pm
            • Actually, I don't have to "stop talking", since I have every right to defend my opinion, as you do yours. Like I've said, I don't advocate fondling a cadaver. HOWEVER, I find no viable reason that is is any worse than dissecting the individual, when the genitalia will be handled extensively anyways. If you're going to be so easily upset and angered, this probably isn't the site for you.

              Submitted by meghannnn on Aug 16, 10 at 1:46pm
    • meghann, here's the thing. If i were given the option to donate my body for either a) medical purpose to be researched, (this includes getting my lady parts sliced up). or b) to be fondled so some immature prick can get a laugh. B would not be considered even the tiniest bit because of how disrespectful and disgusting it is.

      Submitted by livie424 on Sep 1, 10 at 12:30am
  • meghannnn it absolutely is disrespectful to act like that in a cadaver lab. these people donate their bodies for SCIENTIFIC purposes to help our doctors and nurses learn better. touching the genitals for a laugh doesn't make you any's completely sick and most definitely disrespectful.

    Submitted by bob_saget on Aug 16, 10 at 12:30pm
    • So it's okay for us to slice open a penis or remove the testicles but touching it is wrong?...even "for a laugh"? I respect the person that donated their body to science but the fact is, no matter what your religious belief (at least most I am familiar with), they aren't there anymore. I'll agree there is a maturity issue though.

      Submitted by schlock on Aug 16, 10 at 1:00pm
    • I'm not promoting that people to go and touch a cadaver penis; obviously, like schlock said, there's a maturity issue. The fact, however, people are so blatantly horrified by it is an indication our culture is far too sensitive and hypocritical. You may believe it's insensitive to touch a cadaver in that manner - but if it was my body, I wouldn't give a fuck. It's no longer in use, and to be quite honest, I've done far worse things to my OWN body than some stranger could do by t

      Submitted by meghannnn on Aug 16, 10 at 1:13pm
      • it's a sensitive issue because that man was somebody's father/husband/brother. did you know that most schools will press criminal charges against students if they even bring their friends in the lab just to look around? schools teach their students to treat the cadavers with the highest level of respect, and yeah it is a big deal. and somehow, i'm not surprised that you wouldn't give a fuck if someone was touching your penis, meghannnn.

        Submitted by yeaaaah on Aug 16, 10 at 1:44pm
        • Like I've said, if you can't argue like an adult, then maybe you should go find somewhere else to play.

          Submitted by meghannnn on Aug 16, 10 at 1:54pm
          • read a book - might i suggest Stiff by Mary Roach, and learn something.

            Submitted by yeaaaah on Aug 16, 10 at 3:35pm
        • I've never heard of anyone having charges pressed on them but I've heard of people getting kicked out. That was more to do with HIPAA laws than out though.

          Submitted by schlock on Aug 16, 10 at 4:52pm
  • Man how fucking disrespectful can you be.

    Submitted by mjo on Aug 16, 10 at 11:57am
    • Yes, because in death, our body and genitalia suddenly become sacred when they're about to be used for scientific research? However, in life, guys can stick it in any old slut and it's no problem... Right.

      Submitted by meghannnn on Aug 16, 10 at 12:15pm
      • There's no way to know what the person who donated his or her body would have wanted, so if in doubt, it's best to go with not playing around with genitalia in an immature and/or disrespectful manner.\nThere's no way of knowing who that man was and to make any assumptions about him being anything less than an honorable person is far worse than disrespecting his body.

        Submitted by badass9876 on Aug 16, 10 at 1:23pm
        • I'm not saying THAT man in particular slept around - how should I know? I'm saying, as a society, that type of behavior is perfectly acceptable in most circles while we're alive. However, when someone handles a person when they're dead, we treat the body as if it is something to be revered. It's hypocrisy.

          Submitted by meghannnn on Aug 16, 10 at 1:31pm
          • no way, you have it all life you can touch anything with CONSENT otherwise it is felony sexual assault...the cadaver is incapable of consenting, and i feel this should be prosecuted the same as if a living body were assaulted.

            Submitted by sgtgrumbles on Aug 17, 10 at 8:44am
            • A cadaver is no longer a 'person', per se. It's not a guy in a coma, or a brain-dead individual who is incapable of consent, but could still feel something. It's a body. No one would prosecute it the same way because it's not the same thing; a cadaver and living human body are two separate entities.

              Submitted by meghannnn on Aug 17, 10 at 10:02am
  • meghannnnn is a bitch. enough said

    Submitted by ClaytonBigsby on Aug 16, 10 at 2:02pm
  • Was that your first time?

    Submitted by SpeelingNazee on Aug 16, 10 at 11:35am
  • Necrophiliac.

    Submitted by Kryle on Aug 16, 10 at 11:35am
  • dude what the fuck

    Submitted by ped0bear on Aug 16, 10 at 11:47am
  • Meghannnn show me your tits or gtfo.

    Submitted by GigaBoo on Aug 16, 10 at 1:45pm
  • I hope meghann donates her body to science so we can touch her penis

    Submitted by drunkenmermaid09 on Aug 16, 10 at 7:03pm
  • Meghannnn, what is your problem? People donate bodies for scientific research and advancement, not so some immature student can get cheap thrills. It is a very selfless act for both the deceased and their families, and the OP was dispespectful.

    Submitted by Miri on Aug 16, 10 at 1:39pm
    • I don't have a 'problem'; you have your beliefs, and I have mine. I'm not advocating inappropriate touching of a cadaver, but the fact you find it so horrifyingly worse than handling those very same parts for scientific research I believe to be ridiculous.

      Submitted by meghannnn on Aug 16, 10 at 1:51pm
  • Those people donated their bodies to benefit science and advance our medical capabilities; not get molested and disrespected after their death. You're a jackass and I hope you get kicked out of med school.

    Submitted by spurtiic on Aug 16, 10 at 1:07pm
    • Med students aren't the only ones that go to anatomy lab.

      Submitted by schlock on Aug 16, 10 at 1:17pm
  • Meghannn is a total bitch. Read it, laugh, move on.

    Submitted by smithy0989 on Aug 16, 10 at 3:07pm
  • Stay classy ohio.

    Submitted by appleheart on Aug 16, 10 at 12:35pm
  • I'd be curious too. It's not like they said they played with it or pretended to jerk it off. Get a sense of humor. It may be immature but it also represents a childlike curiosity that is pure and should be welcomed in a place of learning.

    Submitted by xnewxfacex on Aug 27, 10 at 10:52pm
  • People are so touchy about religion and death and the human body. Wake up, none of it matters, there is no magical man in the sky, and I gaurentee you whoevers body it was could not care less what you do to it because they are DEAD and no longer exist.

    Submitted by PerfectHaze on Aug 16, 10 at 7:13pm
  • Meghannnn appears to be bit of a cunt, no? TROLLLL........!

    Submitted by megora on Aug 16, 10 at 5:20pm
    • Troll means you're being a bitch just to be a bitch. I'm being a 'bitch' to advocate my opinion. Complete difference :]

      Submitted by meghannnn on Aug 16, 10 at 6:07pm
  • Why does everybody think this is disrespectful? I don't understand. They donated their body to science. However touching a dead persons dick for the thrill and sexual pleasure of it is severely disgusting. I think they have hospitals for people like that.

    Submitted by tec27 on Aug 16, 10 at 3:12pm
  • Ewwww.

    Submitted by arthurlux on Aug 16, 10 at 12:03pm
  • Meghannn speaks the truth. It's not that big of a deal, the OP wasn't bragging about sodomizing a dead guy, she poke his penis. she'll have to touch it again during the actual process so if making a private joke about it works to break the ice, so be it. the op will be providing our meds someday so hopefully she learns as much as possible for our sake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 10 at 12:07am
  • In Soviet Russia, cadaver touches you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 10 at 12:11am
  • It's uh..textsfromlastnight...not shoveyouropinionsandmoralityonothers. :-)

    Submitted by SoMuchStupidity on Aug 17, 10 at 12:10am
  • Meghannnnn, you're just stupid. Please dont ask why. It's already clear. Can it, you twit!!!

    Submitted by rikie83 on Sep 5, 10 at 8:10pm
  • Holy shit.!!! Thats just too low.... Get a boyfriend or somerhing....

    Submitted by daccx1 on Aug 16, 10 at 12:41pm
  • Hes dead he lost feeling a while bak

    Submitted by jh0rny on Aug 19, 10 at 3:46am
  • I wouldn't personally do this, but I find that meghannn has a valid point. She's not saying they should have touched it, or played with it.. Just that it's not so horrible when you think about what all else may happen to it. I say, if you laughed at it, laugh and move on. If you got horridly offended, then you should probably get off TFLN.

    Submitted by Nightshade on Aug 16, 10 at 9:11pm
  • First off, I completely agree with Meghannnn. She's stating her opinions, and looking at the situation from a sociological approach. Once a person dies, they are not there anymore. Their body may look like them, but it's not them. Their personality is dead, and death is a part of life. I'm not saying it's okay to go and touch a cadaver's penis, but there are worse things out there in the world. Secondly, never once did she say she touched the penis, and who says it was a female who touc

    Submitted by wiscaaansinite on Aug 17, 10 at 8:24am
  • New necrophiliac buddies with Bella Swan.

    Submitted by WhySoSketchy on Aug 17, 10 at 12:52am
  • okay meghannn my problem with your argument is that this person is DEAD which means they have no say who can or cannot do whatever to them. they donated their bodies not to be fondled by immature people but for science..and I'm pretty sure they wouldn't donate their bodies in hopes that some perv would come by and cop a feel

    Submitted by definatelymaybe1 on Aug 16, 10 at 2:32pm
    • Precisely. They're dead. Deceased, as in, they no longer inhabit that body (a universal truths for pretty much all religions, including christianity).\nMeaning it is a carcass - you know, like the cows and chickens and pigs I assume ingest on a regular basis? Do you find that disrespectful, too?\n\nLet me guess, you want to argue that animals have no soul.

      Submitted by meghannnn on Aug 16, 10 at 2:42pm
      • i don't think i would go up to a cow's carcass and touch it's penis. so if your dog died you'd mess with it's dead body for a joke? so when you die would you like your loved ones to just toss you in a ditch and throw some leaves on top of you? what do you think funeral services are? if they're just "carcasses" why do we take such good care of them after they've died? messing with a donated cadaver is pretty much equal to pissing on a buried one's grave.

        Submitted by yeaaaah on Aug 16, 10 at 3:42pm
        • No. I wouldn't touch a bull's penis. But you don't think food industries don't? Do you know bull testicles are considered a delicacy? And actually, no, I prefer to be cremated. As in, my apparently 'sacred' body burned and scattered. We treat carcasses that way because some human beings have attachments to what bodies were, not what they ARE. Precisely the reason why we find no problem frying up a bull's testicles because we haven't kept him as a pet and known him intimately

          Submitted by meghannnn on Aug 16, 10 at 3:48pm
          • The body should be respected, whether it is alive or dead. You may not respect yours, but many people do respect their bodies. I want to donate my body to science after I'm gone because I hope that a medical student can use it to learn. I don't appreciate the idea of someone messing with my body, even if there is no more life in it.

            Submitted by hobogal on Aug 16, 10 at 5:39pm
      • the only reason i am on here is because a friend told me about what a bitch you are.\ningesting meat does not equal inappropriate touching of their genitals for laughs. \nthis has nothing to do with "today's society" rather it deals with informed consent. a research subject cannot be decieved into doing something harmful just because they consented to partake in the experiment. same here, they donated their body for a purpose, which did not include fondling.

        Submitted by lovesbutternuts on Aug 22, 10 at 2:36am
  • holy shit everyone calm the fuck down, these texts are meant to get a laugh out of!

    Submitted by 23232323 on Aug 16, 10 at 6:27pm
  • you're clearly not mature enough to be in a lab. ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous3981 on Aug 17, 10 at 12:00pm
  • Pssch. When I die I hope you get to fondle my carcass, I don't even care if you laugh. It's a dead body. Boo fucking hoo. Maghann has a very sound argument, problem is, she's arguing with children.

    Submitted by dancebia on Aug 16, 10 at 6:32pm
  • ok everyone stop being so goddamn sensative. she fucking touched it she didnt fondle it and twirl it around. get the fuck over it. its funny. go meghan

    Submitted by anonomys on Aug 16, 10 at 3:16pm
  • I just think it's gross...

    Submitted by bbygiirl420 on Aug 18, 10 at 11:30am
  • That's one freaky chick i want to meet. I'll even play dead if she wants.

    Submitted by man_ho on Aug 16, 10 at 9:18pm
  • I don't even like potatoes dude

    Submitted by android69 on Aug 16, 10 at 12:57pm
  • Reminds me of the old Alice Cooper song: Cold Ethyl

    Submitted by Michguy on Aug 16, 10 at 1:47pm
  • Just post ur # already Mehgannn*** haha

    Submitted by android69 on Aug 16, 10 at 1:14pm
  • You're gonna have to do alot more to it soon.

    Submitted by nmstew on Aug 16, 10 at 11:41am
  • "One common method of dealing with the emotional upset of cadaver dissection is the use of humor—students often circulate cadaver stories as a test of one another's proper emotional preparation through humor involving a dismembered corpse." Just thought you all overly-sensitive types could use a little outside information.

    Submitted by meghannnn on Aug 16, 10 at 8:17pm
    • well yeah but this corpse has obviously not been dismembered, since his member was what was fondled...heyo!!!!!

      Submitted by sgtgrumbles on Aug 17, 10 at 8:47am
  • Hmmm I have never seen anyone dissect genitalia on the eight or so cadavers I've seen dissected....just saying.

    Submitted by mamarhoadie on Aug 16, 10 at 8:11pm
    • that doesn't mean they don't. which i know, for a fact, they do.

      Submitted by meghannnn on Aug 16, 10 at 8:15pm
  • haha meghannn, I like you.

    Submitted by elephant5784 on Aug 16, 10 at 11:39pm
    • I appreciate that someone isn't calling me a bitch just because they don't share my opinions. Lol.\nIf they can be outspoken on theirs, I can be on mine; tough cookies.

      Submitted by meghannnn on Aug 17, 10 at 1:51am
  • Hey, at least that guy got some play, even if he was already dead.

    Submitted by stevebauer on Aug 16, 10 at 8:39pm
  • Did you suck it also? Sickkkkk

    Submitted by DocNTraining on Aug 16, 10 at 11:56am
  • Why are y'all commenting on how disrespectful it is? That penis may have a disease thta killed him. "Death by dead penis"

    Submitted by mrp1mpin on Aug 17, 10 at 11:05pm
  • I agree with meghannn.....NOT! What a dumb bitch

    Submitted by sh1thead on Aug 16, 10 at 7:41pm
  • This is supposed to be entertainment. Take a breath and move on to the next stupid text.

    Submitted by Rdrunr on Aug 16, 10 at 4:25pm
  • how does stuff like this end up on tfln...

    Submitted by stephy on Aug 16, 10 at 2:48pm
  • when I die I could only hope for a sexy pre med to diddle my goodies.

    Submitted by twitch4twenty on Aug 17, 10 at 12:39am
  • High point of ur day

    Submitted by currypower on Aug 16, 10 at 11:39am
  • That's just wrong...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 10 at 11:05pm
  • meghannnnnn = jokeeeeeeee

    Submitted by jam33jam on Aug 17, 10 at 2:07am
  • #GigaBoo\nHahahahaha.

    Submitted by gdg88 on Aug 16, 10 at 5:33pm
  • I think the most likely case here is that the cadaver is being used by the student and group, whom the text recipient is a member of, and the student has until this point refused to touch the penis and gotten flack about it so this seems like a "Look,there, I did it, let's get over it" kind of statement.

    Submitted by Red_Five on Aug 18, 10 at 12:28am
  • haha, that's one of the better "Soviet Russia" comments Ive read in a long time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 10 at 10:32am
  • Oh for fucks sake. Yeah it's s horrible thing to do but seriously? I think it fuckin stupid that you are all gangin up on this meghannnn or whatever. This website is for the funny shit on life and I bet the texts fake either way so grow the fuck up. Seriously.....

    Submitted by possum9 on Aug 17, 10 at 11:46pm
  • Niice.

    Submitted by jakeyjake on Aug 16, 10 at 5:31pm
  • Sick fuck

    Submitted by flowerdoctor on Aug 22, 10 at 9:09pm
  • That turned u on I bet

    Submitted by PlasmaIced on Aug 20, 10 at 11:31am
  • Idk y everyones so angry Its not like the persons going to get mad he's dead and he won't get mad in heaven because it's not like he wants to look at his dead body so people CALM THE FUCK DOWN damn

    Submitted by jmatj513 on Aug 19, 10 at 2:22am
  • Your all d-bags for trying to say what's disrespectful and what's not,

    Submitted by 3DR0NE7 on Aug 16, 10 at 9:11pm
  • Repeat after me... Neh-crow-file 

    Submitted by Ctwebsyter on Aug 19, 10 at 11:31pm
  • Is this the only way you can get to touch a penis? You're so lame.

    Submitted by windrider1202 on Aug 16, 10 at 10:43pm
  • Gross.

    Submitted by tobeabother on Aug 16, 10 at 5:53pm
  • Can we please move past this as a society? It's a fucking person that donated there body to science... They obviously given up any form of religion already! What should we dress them so there not exposed also?

    Submitted by slyfi on Feb 9, 11 at 6:56pm
  • Would all of you just shut the hell up! Fuck.

    Submitted by purple444 on Aug 16, 10 at 2:52pm
  • there's really no point in arguing about this. just because you complain about it, (on a humor website, no less) doesn't mean the med students are suddenly going to "realize the error of their ways." get over it. once you die, you are essentially a sack of meat. the cadaver's not going to care if you touch it's penis or not. it's dead. when you donate your body to science, you donate the entire thing.

    Submitted by wallflowerrr on Aug 17, 10 at 8:14am
  • Haha, flamewar.

    Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Aug 16, 10 at 11:10pm
  • I think mehgannn just wants to touch dead guy dick. Or put it in her mouf!

    Submitted by jaystreet46 on Jan 23, 12 at 8:01am
  • Gross....

    Submitted by debra on Sep 2, 10 at 6:51pm
  • ok everyone has a right to their opinions whatever whatever whatever, but i think it's real fukin sad when someone keeps checking a post to see if someone argued back with them. what a waste of time. meghannn nd most of the people on this are morons. call me something go ahead, i won't check back to see it, i have a life.

    Submitted by failboats on Aug 17, 10 at 12:13pm
  • I think it's funny. He's dead. Game Over. I just wanna know if Meghannnn gave him rigor mortis or it already set in?

    Submitted by XeroKewl on Aug 16, 10 at 11:41pm
  • I hope when I'm dead I can still score a tuggy.

    Submitted by statutorylove on Aug 16, 10 at 8:38pm
  • HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAA THATS SO FUCKED UP HAHHAAH..... next time you should go munging (look up def in urban dictionary).

    Submitted by guitar_boy on Aug 16, 10 at 4:27pm
  • What the hell? How big was it?

    Submitted by SgtPrinny on Aug 16, 10 at 1:07pm
  • Guys. Chilllll. Necrophilia is weeeeird

    Submitted by Chrzan on Jul 16, 12 at 1:55am
  • god i love the moral debates that are started on TFLN...

    Submitted by StankyBritches52 on May 5, 11 at 4:12pm
  • who are you to say what's what, anyways your all sad fucks and I'm bored

    Submitted by 3DR0NE7 on Aug 16, 10 at 9:10pm
  • Jon 3:12

    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 16, 10 at 11:39am
    • WTF? Yeah I know it's a bible verse and I looked it up. ???

      Submitted by necrocat on Aug 16, 10 at 12:07pm
  • Haha that's funny and to all you ppl saying shot about it I bet if he could have a say he would have want to be touched

    Submitted by 6666 on Aug 16, 10 at 1:36pm
    • she didn't jack it off, get off your high horses.

      Submitted by knik7 on Aug 29, 10 at 9:32am
  • So disrespectful.

    Submitted by nolastrawberry on Aug 21, 10 at 2:44am
  • I agree with Meghannn. You're all fucking hypocrites who base your opinion not on rational thinking but on what makes you feel like the good person society wants you to be. Go comment on some jesus hates abortion website instead of ruining my fun with your inferior thinking and simple ideologies

    Submitted by aalberta on Jun 29, 11 at 12:41am
  • Meghan you are a loser fighting random people over a stupid text get a life

    Submitted by jam33jam on Aug 17, 10 at 3:01pm
  • Now that's disgusting, but funny, lmao

    Submitted by dave76 on Aug 16, 10 at 12:45pm
  • This is a little ridiculous. I agree with everyone on some level. The person who sent this text did NOT say that they did anything more than touch it. That's a little immature and disgusting but meghannn is right, it's not that big of a deal. Maybe the person has maturity issues but everyone is blowing this way out of proportion. It's just a website. Get out of here if you don't want to see immaturity, that's what this site is meant for.

    Submitted by lovelikewoah on Nov 3, 10 at 11:44am
  • Hehehe I would too

    Submitted by AK_Crab_Bufett on Aug 17, 10 at 4:01am