Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
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Put it on a website and post the link on here.
possibly a best seller of 2011
Ah, a productive drunk. Your kind is very rare sir, very rare indeed
I hope this is a real novel and not just a list of your conquests.
I wanna read it!
I smell Pulitzer!...Oh, wait, maybe that's something else.
If my dick could talk it would probably be like....Touch me
Murry krismus M.D.
That my good sir is an epic win. And you an epic winner
You sound surprised. Did your dick write the chapters?
Hahaha That is the greatest thing I've ever heard.
Links or it's fake.