You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
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Over reacting, how graphic can it get ??
Brian from Family Guy, is that you??
Hey, it's me. What am I doing? I'm humping a fire hydrant, damnit. I've tried switching up positions, but apparently it likes the peeing dog position best. I can't tell if I've peed my pants, or it's squirting. I'm gonna leave my boxers behind as a souvenir for it.
1,000 thumbs-up to the first commenter to try to reproduce this voicemail in text form.
Hope it wasn't my fire hydrant in 707.