smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
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"other girl"? So you were just expecting to smell your own?
As compared to your own vagina?
There's something wrong with this.......
Blind man walks by a fish market.... And says "Hello ladies!"
good morning ladies...
thats what you get for being a narq on your bro...
Is this a West Virginia area code? Because that's the only place I know of where it's acceptable for a brother to have his sister's snatch smell on his fingers
that's what you get for being a nosey bitch
Yeah, caring about a family member's health=bitch.
this text is probably about weed, and the public often has a largely incorrect knowledge of it's health effects. Watch any documentary about the history of weed, it may surprise you.
Sorry to turn this into FML, but ydi
This is a failure of a thread, she wasnt implying she was suprised that she smelt some girls vagina instead of her own. She was implying that she was suprised that se smelt some girls vagina instead of smoke. Fucking Morons. Besides what ever happened to wincest?
yes but "some OTHER girl's" implies her own would not have been surprising. everyone knows that's not what she meant but she shouldn't have phrased it like an asshat
what does Supernatural Fanfic have to do with this?
it's a text.. it's not supposed to sound or look like it's written by a college professor.
how bout like a functional high school graduate
Or a middle-schooler who's taken a couple English classes. You shouldn't need to be a college professor to have average people understand what you were trying to say.
Better than smelling your own
I don't think she meant to have it sound like her bro fingers her. Unless the area code is from Ken-tuck-kay
Next time u should smell his nuts 4 smoke u retard
How could this possibly be a good night?!?
Maybe that will teach you to stay out of your bro's life bitch, he doesn't need you to babysit him
Better than an asshole?
Slappy0605, Arkansas would also be known for that.
My friend used to wear a batting glove so his brother wouldn't know he smoked.
Maybe she was texting her brother's girlfriend, and knew he hadn't been with her.
Smelt really isn't right for the people arguing that it is it's smelled..
that will teach you you suspicious bitch!
He probably used that new "fragrance roll-on perfume" called Vulva.
Maybe he touched his own
That would be the Dirty D for u... Welcome to Daytona people
Totally saw that coming as I read the text hana
I just dont get it.!! There are so many things wrong with this text..
Zomgs lrns 2 spll!!!!1!!'\n\n Please shut the hell up grammar Nazis, no one else cares how well you can enunciate on a txt based site
Serves you right for trying to control your brother.
just making a joke florence2011 :)
Expecting only your vagina smell? Smelt? The fish or just WV past tense?
Serves you right.
LMAO!!!! Fake or not that's funny as hell....
386 is the Daytona Beach area and the cities around it.
Woahh, the disrespect to the wv is ridiculous.
That's what you get!
Given the odor on her bros' fingers, 'smelt' would seem appropriate in the context, would it not?
xxlnzyxx... its a stereotypical joke... im from wv, and that doesn't bother me. take a little trip up to the deep mountains and im sure you can find a little incest.
As opposed to smelling your vagina?
386: is no a west Virginia area code, I do suggest you shut your mouth about us, cause we are not incestt!
I'm sorry ,, who's vag were u expecting to be smelling?????
How do u know how vag smells like?
So, how'd his dick taste?
Smelt, spelt, dreamt, spilt, learnt, leapt, burnt.. Join us in the twenty-fist century?
Hahaha stupid bitch, shouldn't be keeping him from smoking
did your nose died?
@BIG_PULOTAS- next time you decide to call someone else a retard, you should make sure your comment is coherent.
La prossima volta ti fai i cazzi tuoi ;)
Who would smell yer fingers for smoke? Just about every parent of a teenager when I was growing up.
@Spelling_Nazi, you spelled a word wrong comrade!
How would u knw another girls vag smell in the first place?
um, pretty sure a girl would recognize the smell of a vag.
go down on more than one girl, you’ll figure out the similarity pretty quick... on second thought, you’re probably too young.
The way u say "some other girls" like u were expecting to smell ur own? Wow ur nasty
You're all fucking retarded. She was smelling for cigarette smoke. Not everything is about weed. Funny story actually, this happened to a girl I know a few years ago.
Those people talking about West Virginia and Kentucky really need to shut up. There are plenty things you can say bad about every state (I'm talking about all those old prejudices towards states), but people from W.V. and K.Y. don't go around rubbing them in your face. It's about time for people to let it drop.
Poorly written but funny!
texter101: that really doesn't happen in Arkansas. Jeez.
Wtf..why would you smell them in the first place? Smelling vagina fingers...ydi.
Fake! Who smells someones hands to smell smoke?
Parents that give a shit about their children for starters...