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  • "other girl"? So you were just expecting to smell your own?

    Submitted by schlock on Aug 15, 10 at 5:09pm
  • As compared to your own vagina?

    Submitted by heavyweight420 on Aug 15, 10 at 5:10pm
  • There's something wrong with this.......

    Submitted by rambocujo on Aug 15, 10 at 5:12pm
  • Blind man walks by a fish market.... And says "Hello ladies!"

    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 15, 10 at 8:41pm
  • thats what you get for being a narq on your bro...

    Submitted by bluegirl25 on Aug 15, 10 at 5:20pm
  • Is this a West Virginia area code? Because that's the only place I know of where it's acceptable for a brother to have his sister's snatch smell on his fingers

    Submitted by Slappy0605 on Aug 15, 10 at 5:46pm
  • that's what you get for being a nosey bitch

    Submitted by enoxxx on Aug 15, 10 at 5:34pm
    • Yeah, caring about a family member's health=bitch.

      Submitted by SextsFLN on Aug 15, 10 at 6:01pm
      • this text is probably about weed, and the public often has a largely incorrect knowledge of it's health effects. Watch any documentary about the history of weed, it may surprise you.

        Submitted by Mirrodin on Aug 15, 10 at 6:34pm
  • Sorry to turn this into FML, but ydi

    Submitted by gaterhog on Aug 15, 10 at 5:42pm
  • This is a failure of a thread, she wasnt implying she was suprised that she smelt some girls vagina instead of her own. She was implying that she was suprised that se smelt some girls vagina instead of smoke. Fucking Morons. Besides what ever happened to wincest?

    Submitted by Spelling_Nazi on Aug 15, 10 at 10:56pm
    • yes but "some OTHER girl's" implies her own would not have been surprising. everyone knows that's not what she meant but she shouldn't have phrased it like an asshat

      Submitted by anonymous8906 on Aug 16, 10 at 12:47pm
    • what does Supernatural Fanfic have to do with this?

      Submitted by bluegirl25 on Aug 16, 10 at 1:53pm
  • Better than smelling your own

    Submitted by IDontWantOne on Aug 15, 10 at 5:52pm
  • Next time u should smell his nuts 4 smoke u retard

    Submitted by BIG_PELOTAS on Aug 15, 10 at 6:31pm
  • F-ing hilarious.

    Submitted by kmor2 on Aug 15, 10 at 5:13pm
  • it's a text.. it's not supposed to sound or look like it's written by a college professor.

    Submitted by texter101 on Aug 15, 10 at 6:58pm
    • how bout like a functional high school graduate

      Submitted by anonymous8906 on Aug 16, 10 at 12:49pm
    • Or a middle-schooler who's taken a couple English classes. You shouldn't need to be a college professor to have average people understand what you were trying to say.

      Submitted by Topaz on Aug 16, 10 at 2:02pm
  • I don't think she meant to have it sound like her bro fingers her. Unless the area code is from Ken-tuck-kay

    Submitted by Boobs_Thatisall on Aug 15, 10 at 10:43pm
  • How could this possibly be a good night?!?

    Submitted by Alice on Aug 15, 10 at 6:00pm
  • Maybe that will teach you to stay out of your bro's life bitch, he doesn't need you to babysit him

    Submitted by natio979 on Aug 15, 10 at 7:56pm
  • Better than an asshole?

    Submitted by Anonyrnous on Aug 15, 10 at 10:24pm
  • My friend used to wear a batting glove so his brother wouldn't know he smoked.

    Submitted by sterven08 on Aug 15, 10 at 5:34pm
  • Smelt really isn't right for the people arguing that it is it's smelled..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 10 at 1:59am
  • Slappy0605, Arkansas would also be known for that.

    Submitted by texter101 on Aug 15, 10 at 6:13pm
  • that will teach you you suspicious bitch!

    Submitted by darq_qing987 on Aug 16, 10 at 3:07am
  • Maybe she was texting her brother's girlfriend, and knew he hadn't been with her.

    Submitted by tigrrangel on Aug 17, 10 at 3:58am
  • He probably used that new "fragrance roll-on perfume" called Vulva.

    Submitted by WhySoSketchy on Aug 15, 10 at 11:35pm
  • Maybe he touched his own

    Submitted by Megzii on Aug 16, 10 at 12:13pm
  • Totally saw that coming as I read the text hana

    Submitted by zoeythepenguin on Aug 15, 10 at 9:29pm
  • I just dont get it.!! There are so many things wrong with this text..

    Submitted by daccx1 on Aug 15, 10 at 8:32pm
  • That would be the Dirty D for u... Welcome to Daytona people

    Submitted by lifesAbeach386 on Aug 19, 10 at 2:56am
  • just making a joke florence2011 :)

    Submitted by texter101 on Aug 15, 10 at 6:39pm
  • Expecting only your vagina smell? Smelt? The fish or just WV past tense?

    Submitted by caretaker22 on Aug 15, 10 at 7:28pm
  • Zomgs lrns 2 spll!!!!1!!'\n\n Please shut the hell up grammar Nazis, no one else cares how well you can enunciate on a txt based site

    Submitted by planks on Mar 6, 11 at 10:12am
  • Serves you right for trying to control your brother.

    Submitted by equinoxe on Aug 16, 10 at 4:10am
  • Ouch !!!

    Submitted by MissGi on Aug 15, 10 at 5:49pm
  • Serves you right.

    Submitted by Santino on Aug 15, 10 at 7:16pm
  • LMAO!!!! Fake or not that's funny as hell....

    Submitted by takemethere on Aug 16, 10 at 10:01pm
  • 386 is the Daytona Beach area and the cities around it.

    Submitted by jamieischaos on Aug 16, 10 at 12:04am
  • Woot woot

    Submitted by cheesewhiz on Aug 15, 10 at 6:44pm
  • xxlnzyxx... its a stereotypical joke... im from wv, and that doesn't bother me. take a little trip up to the deep mountains and im sure you can find a little incest.

    Submitted by texter101 on Aug 15, 10 at 10:19pm
  • Woahh, the disrespect to the wv is ridiculous.

    Submitted by jskebu on Aug 15, 10 at 10:17pm
  • 386: is no a west Virginia area code, I do suggest you shut your mouth about us, cause we are not incestt!

    Submitted by xxlnzyxx on Aug 15, 10 at 9:51pm
  • Given the odor on her bros' fingers, 'smelt' would seem appropriate in the context, would it not?

    Submitted by mr_sphincter on Aug 15, 10 at 11:19pm
  • As opposed to smelling your vagina?

    Submitted by JohnnyGraves on Apr 18, 11 at 2:46pm
  • So, how'd his dick taste?

    Submitted by hogfish on Sep 5, 12 at 1:17pm
  • I'm sorry ,, who's vag were u expecting to be smelling?????

    Submitted by flowerdoctor on Aug 22, 10 at 9:19am
  • How do u know how vag smells like?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 10 at 4:21am
  • That's what you get!

    Submitted by archer79 on Aug 15, 10 at 11:57pm
  • Hahaha stupid bitch, shouldn't be keeping him from smoking

    Submitted by CrawfordS on Jul 19, 11 at 6:20pm
  • Who would smell yer fingers for smoke? Just about every parent of a teenager when I was growing up.

    Submitted by mr_sphincter on Aug 15, 10 at 11:52pm
  • @BIG_PULOTAS- next time you decide to call someone else a retard, you should make sure your comment is coherent.

    Submitted by purplecow on Aug 15, 10 at 8:32pm
  • did your nose died?

    Submitted by fistin_grannies on Aug 15, 10 at 8:17pm
  • Smelt, spelt, dreamt, spilt, learnt, leapt, burnt.. Join us in the twenty-fist century?

    Submitted by SextsFLN on Aug 15, 10 at 6:00pm
  • La prossima volta ti fai i cazzi tuoi ;)

    Submitted by SoHoNYC on Aug 15, 10 at 6:24pm
  • How would u knw another girls vag smell in the first place?

    Submitted by pitbull3374 on Aug 15, 10 at 7:55pm
    • um, pretty sure a girl would recognize the smell of a vag.

      Submitted by wildmonky on Aug 15, 10 at 9:34pm
    • go down on more than one girl, you’ll figure out the similarity pretty quick... on second thought, you’re probably too young.

      Submitted by bluegirl25 on Aug 16, 10 at 1:55pm
  • @Spelling_Nazi, you spelled a word wrong comrade!

    Submitted by Grammar_Nazi on Aug 16, 10 at 4:22am
  • The way u say "some other girls" like u were expecting to smell ur own? Wow ur nasty

    Submitted by heart741 on Aug 15, 10 at 10:33pm
  • texter101: that really doesn't happen in Arkansas. Jeez.

    Submitted by florence2011 on Aug 15, 10 at 6:26pm
  • You're all fucking retarded. She was smelling for cigarette smoke. Not everything is about weed. Funny story actually, this happened to a girl I know a few years ago.

    Submitted by EvolvedGear on Aug 15, 10 at 9:21pm
  • Those people talking about West Virginia and Kentucky really need to shut up. There are plenty things you can say bad about every state (I'm talking about all those old prejudices towards states), but people from W.V. and K.Y. don't go around rubbing them in your face. It's about time for people to let it drop.

    Submitted by Nightshade on Aug 16, 10 at 9:35am
  • Poorly written but funny!

    Submitted by jojoboo1 on Aug 15, 10 at 6:52pm
  • Wtf..why would you smell them in the first place? Smelling vagina fingers...ydi.

    Submitted by a7xFAN on Aug 15, 10 at 5:20pm
  • First.!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by daccx1 on Aug 15, 10 at 5:08pm
  • Fake! Who smells someones hands to smell smoke?

    Submitted by Capn_Morgan on Aug 15, 10 at 9:16pm