Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
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Duuuddee that would be awwsoomee
D's work in church if you like making the youth group boys squirm.
Well, well then.
Dicks should be inflatable in that case, boys.
7:01PM They said FAKE titties so it's not about what God gave them...
also, why do I feel like this is a text I sent to someone??? I'm glad others in Austin think like me :)
2:37 you must hang out with losers
8:44... they are. It's called a hard-on.
2:37 I'm a girl and I call them titties, in fact I prefer that word of boobs
2:37 my friends who are girls call them titties, go oink some more u fat pig
@11:04, hahahahah that's what I do!
You gotta be a guy. I've never heard a woman call 'em
that would cause some terrible stretch marks / sagging...
WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY
Oh THAT's why I stopped going to Church. My titties are too big for the Lord
church tits? i can't decide if i should judge or dive into this culture head first.
this person is so original for stealing this from a fat old redneck dj who said this exact thing on the radio 2 weeks ago
this is why i dont go to church, women are taught to feel ashamed about the sexy body god has given them
Hey 9:39, I have an original one that I stole from a redneck radio dj. It goes like this....
Most people have lives and are too busy to listen to redneck radio stations.
how do big yams not work at church? just dont have them all hanging out and its fine.
OMG I always say this!
Omg that would be so awesome I hope it is invented before I hit 40 and want a pair
Hear hear, 8:44! I second this.
Yeah Ds don't work in church. But they help you cross the street and go to the front of the line.
like Shaq Pump sneakers...
going to church won't make up for being a slut.
I totally agree ! hahah.
and I also agree with 8:44 !
awwww I'm sorry 9:39 did he steal your joke?
Fuck that keep the double d's thru church. Give the bored kids who are forced to go something to look at
That is a great idea.
ever thought about a C?
its called wearing a low cut slut shirt Saturday and dressing like a nun Sunday. trust me, I do it every week. haha
7:24 there is no 11:04. high much?
7:32, that was funnier than the OP. Haha.....
pretty sure it's all about the presentation...
Judging by the statement I am going to call this one a catholic
yes, hooker titties could be a problem on a daily basis.
sounds like a good business opportunity.
That's an amazing idea actually.
There is no such thing as a fake titty.
@ 1:19 you're funny.
DD's here all day everyday
i love bags of sands