Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
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Duuuddee that would be awwsoomee
D's work in church if you like making the youth group boys squirm.
Well, well then.
Dicks should be inflatable in that case, boys.
2:37 I'm a girl and I call them titties, in fact I prefer that word of boobs
2:37 you must hang out with losers
7:01PM They said FAKE titties so it's not about what God gave them...
also, why do I feel like this is a text I sent to someone??? I'm glad others in Austin think like me :)
2:37 my friends who are girls call them titties, go oink some more u fat pig
8:44... they are. It's called a hard-on.
@11:04, hahahahah that's what I do!
You gotta be a guy. I've never heard a woman call 'em
WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY
Oh THAT's why I stopped going to Church. My titties are too big for the Lord
that would cause some terrible stretch marks / sagging...
church tits? i can't decide if i should judge or dive into this culture head first.
this is why i dont go to church, women are taught to feel ashamed about the sexy body god has given them
OMG I always say this!
I totally agree ! hahah.
and I also agree with 8:44 !
how do big yams not work at church? just dont have them all hanging out and its fine.
Yeah Ds don't work in church. But they help you cross the street and go to the front of the line.
Omg that would be so awesome I hope it is invented before I hit 40 and want a pair
Hear hear, 8:44! I second this.
ever thought about a C?
this person is so original for stealing this from a fat old redneck dj who said this exact thing on the radio 2 weeks ago
7:24 there is no 11:04. high much?
Judging by the statement I am going to call this one a catholic
7:32, that was funnier than the OP. Haha.....
like Shaq Pump sneakers...
Hey 9:39, I have an original one that I stole from a redneck radio dj. It goes like this....
Most people have lives and are too busy to listen to redneck radio stations.
going to church won't make up for being a slut.
its called wearing a low cut slut shirt Saturday and dressing like a nun Sunday. trust me, I do it every week. haha
awwww I'm sorry 9:39 did he steal your joke?
pretty sure it's all about the presentation...
Fuck that keep the double d's thru church. Give the bored kids who are forced to go something to look at
That is a great idea.
That's an amazing idea actually.
yes, hooker titties could be a problem on a daily basis.
There is no such thing as a fake titty.
sounds like a good business opportunity.
@ 1:19 you're funny.
i love bags of sands
DD's here all day everyday