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  • Duuuddee that would be awwsoomee

    Submitted by 6666 on May 28, 10 at 12:11am
  • D's work in church if you like making the youth group boys squirm.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:40am
  • Well, well then. Dicks should be inflatable in that case, boys.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 8:44pm
  • 2:37 you must hang out with losers

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 2:54pm
  • 2:37 I'm a girl and I call them titties, in fact I prefer that word of boobs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:27pm
  • 7:01PM They said FAKE titties so it's not about what God gave them... also, why do I feel like this is a text I sent to someone??? I'm glad others in Austin think like me :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:57pm
  • 8:44... they are. It's called a hard-on.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:11am
  • 2:37 my friends who are girls call them titties, go oink some more u fat pig

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:52pm
  • @11:04, hahahahah that's what I do!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:24am
  • You gotta be a guy. I've never heard a woman call 'em "Titties". OINK

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 2:37pm
  • WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 8:24pm
  • Oh THAT's why I stopped going to Church. My titties are too big for the Lord

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 7:32pm
  • that would cause some terrible stretch marks / sagging...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 6:49pm
  • church tits? i can't decide if i should judge or dive into this culture head first.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:59pm
  • this is why i dont go to church, women are taught to feel ashamed about the sexy body god has given them

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 7:01pm
  • OMG I always say this!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:42pm
  • how do big yams not work at church? just dont have them all hanging out and its fine.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:48pm
  • I totally agree ! hahah. and I also agree with 8:44 ! lmao.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:37pm
  • Yeah Ds don't work in church. But they help you cross the street and go to the front of the line.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:38pm
  • Omg that would be so awesome I hope it is invented before I hit 40 and want a pair

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 9:18pm
  • Hear hear, 8:44! I second this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 8:49pm
  • ever thought about a C?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:39pm
  • this person is so original for stealing this from a fat old redneck dj who said this exact thing on the radio 2 weeks ago

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:39pm
  • 7:24 there is no 11:04. high much?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:22pm
  • 7:32, that was funnier than the OP. Haha.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:17am
  • Judging by the statement I am going to call this one a catholic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:32am
  • like Shaq Pump sneakers...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:15pm
  • Hey 9:39, I have an original one that I stole from a redneck radio dj. It goes like this.... Most people have lives and are too busy to listen to redneck radio stations.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 5:30pm
  • going to church won't make up for being a slut.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:29am
  • its called wearing a low cut slut shirt Saturday and dressing like a nun Sunday. trust me, I do it every week. haha

    Submitted by beebee094 on Nov 19, 10 at 6:29pm
  • awwww I'm sorry 9:39 did he steal your joke?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:49pm
  • Fuck that keep the double d's thru church. Give the bored kids who are forced to go something to look at

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 11:10pm
  • pretty sure it's all about the presentation...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:12pm
  • That is a great idea.

    Submitted by BrOOkLyNsFinEsT on Dec 11, 10 at 6:12pm
  • That's an amazing idea actually.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 6:38pm
  • Awesome!!!!!!!

    Submitted by tracyeluce on Dec 9, 10 at 12:43am
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA yes, hooker titties could be a problem on a daily basis.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:05pm
  • There is no such thing as a fake titty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:53pm
  • sounds like a good business opportunity.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:45pm
  • @ 1:19 you're funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:53pm
  • i love bags of sands

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 7:49pm
  • DD's here all day everyday

    Submitted by CLADD96 on Jul 21, 11 at 9:22pm
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