They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
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Not sure it works like that... If a guy makes me feel self-conscious, the LAST thing I want to do is sleep with him. He may get punched in the face, though..
that's because you have self respect, where as the girls he is aiming for, do not.
Maybe I'm a dumb dude who's seen too much porn, but if 2 girls ask you to help them shop for lingerie, is it possible they're thinking threesome?
I'd be thinking you've now entered the inescapable friend-zone more than anything.
Not necessarily to both of you... Although the signs are a bit confusing.
Best sister advice EVER
Coolest sister ever!
and the Sister of the Year award goes to...!!
Way to be, dfw
I would have thought compliments would work better but fuckin women
That depends. Do you want to attract decent women with self-esteem & confidence who generally treat you like a wonderful addition to their lives, or are you happy to settle for the kind of woman with no identity or self-esteem who ultimately ends up turning you into her reason for existence and smothering you like kudzu? The latter would be the ones who'd fall for that shit.
Haha sounds like something I'd tell my lil brother
Oh crap....this is my area code....dammit dfw
I love the people who claim fake,.... Happens alot girls like guys who are assholes. Must be some troll living in moms basement next to the washer and dryer who claims fake.
i would promote that sister to assistant boss
Why us so dificult to people enhance in a 3sum. My bf and I had over 2" or so. Huge good tomes. I lost count.
I agree with summer.
GET THE FUCK OUT
your sister is a pimpin ass whore
Oh how I miss you DFW
Can I date your sister
See, now why can't I have a cool sister like that?
Awesomeness. Love me some DFDub!
Yeah, how exactly does that conversation go? "oh that's looks horrible, you look so fat.....but we can totally have sex later."
Hopefully he wins that one
SO Fake. Posted by a munt and his made up sister.
id just walk out....thats a terrible method. funny, but terrible.