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  • Submitted by summer11 on Jul 23, 10 at 11:17am

    Not sure it works like that... If a guy makes me feel self-conscious, the LAST thing I want to do is sleep with him. He may get punched in the face, though..

    • Submitted by Viper3 on Jul 23, 10 at 11:22am

      that's because you have self respect, where as the girls he is aiming for, do not.

  • Submitted by takla on Jul 23, 10 at 11:09am

    Fir...awe shit

  • Submitted by necrocat on Jul 23, 10 at 4:04pm

    Maybe I'm a dumb dude who's seen too much porn, but if 2 girls ask you to help them shop for lingerie, is it possible they're thinking threesome?

    • Submitted by RyanM on Jul 24, 10 at 2:16am

      I'd be thinking you've now entered the inescapable friend-zone more than anything.

      • Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jul 29, 10 at 11:55pm

        Not necessarily to both of you... Although the signs are a bit confusing.

  • Submitted by jasboo on Jul 23, 10 at 11:28am

    Best sister advice EVER

  • Submitted by stokedonsurf on Jul 23, 10 at 11:58am

    Coolest sister ever!

  • Submitted by stevebauer on Jul 23, 10 at 12:43pm

    and the Sister of the Year award goes to...!!

  • Submitted by butterf1yy on Jul 24, 10 at 9:28pm

    Way to be, dfw

  • Submitted by nmstew on Jul 23, 10 at 12:41pm

    I would have thought compliments would work better but fuckin women

    • Submitted by Vilexxica on Jul 23, 10 at 7:08pm

      That depends. Do you want to attract decent women with self-esteem & confidence who generally treat you like a wonderful addition to their lives, or are you happy to settle for the kind of woman with no identity or self-esteem who ultimately ends up turning you into her reason for existence and smothering you like kudzu? The latter would be the ones who'd fall for that shit.

  • Submitted by starless85 on Mar 5, 11 at 7:27am

    Haha sounds like something I'd tell my lil brother

  • Submitted by fitbounce30 on Jul 23, 10 at 2:43pm

    I love the people who claim fake,.... Happens alot girls like guys who are assholes. Must be some troll living in moms basement next to the washer and dryer who claims fake.

  • Submitted by MonkeySlap on Jul 23, 10 at 11:52am


  • Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 23, 10 at 10:26pm

    Hey sis...

  • Submitted by DiabloCam on Oct 30, 10 at 4:37am

    Oh crap....this is my area code....dammit dfw

  • Submitted by LSUFratdaddy on Jul 23, 10 at 11:05am


  • Submitted by kmomokbs on Jul 23, 10 at 2:51pm

    i would promote that sister to assistant boss

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 10 at 12:10pm


  • Submitted by venomstick on Jul 23, 10 at 12:15pm

    I agree with summer.

  • Submitted by udown on Jul 23, 10 at 11:41am

    Oh how I miss you DFW

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 10 at 10:31pm

    Why us so dificult to people enhance in a 3sum. My bf and I had over 2" or so. Huge good tomes. I lost count.

  • Submitted by ilovewhores on Jul 23, 10 at 8:32pm

    your sister is a pimpin ass whore

  • Submitted by RimjobBob on Jul 24, 10 at 10:41am

    Can I date your sister

  • Submitted by prophetchuck on Jul 24, 10 at 10:26am

    DFW FTW.

  • Submitted by yamama on Jul 24, 10 at 12:43am

    Awesomeness. Love me some DFDub!

  • Submitted by cloudskip on Jul 23, 10 at 7:12pm

    Yeah, how exactly does that conversation go? "oh that's looks horrible, you look so fat.....but we can totally have sex later."

  • Submitted by danburton on Jul 23, 10 at 11:48am

    See, now why can't I have a cool sister like that?

  • Submitted by smartypanties on Jul 23, 10 at 2:03pm

    SO Fake. Posted by a munt and his made up sister.

  • Submitted by rangrjmc on Jul 23, 10 at 11:08am

    Hopefully he wins that one

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 10 at 10:31pm


  • Submitted by freefallin4eva on Dec 27, 11 at 9:39pm

    id just walk out....thats a terrible method. funny, but terrible.