apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
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Boobs will make everything better. They always do. Boobs make the world a better place...
If boobs don't make you feel better about any situation there's something wrong with you, whether you're a man or a woman!
what if you have breast cancer
I like boobs.
Isn't there a rule for liking boobs? Letdown.
Confirmation that when you're holding boobies, all is right in the world.
amonymous, ftl. but at least you did preface with "lame backstory"
Lmfao iv done that before!:D long storyy...
If you are not getting dollar bills in you g-string, you are loosing money.
I would think you'd be the loose one, not your money.
Lame backstory: Just got kicked out of a bar for trying to fight the bitch your man's been cheating on you with. Then called your friend, couldn't get through so got a cab to her place and she found you sitting on the porch.
Have you considered maybe, instead of making an ass of yourself by trying to fight her, you should just make the decision that he, who is in fact the one cheating on you, should not really be "your man" anymore?
not so easy to do on the spot, buddy. either way, be good to yourself for the next little bit, and just get hotter than before. nothing kills a guy like seeing his ex hotter than when he was with her.
wish this was facebook. I'd totally like this.
Oh so you didn't notice my camera?