I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
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im gonna start singing "I Will Delete This Fucking App From My Phone If These Bullshit Texts Keep Making It On Here", big hit in Canada.
Is it just me, or have the texts been really shitty the last couple of days??
yeah, they really have been. Firsty is sad :(
Firsty, here's some fucking gatorade. Now shut the hell up.
these pretzels are making me Firsty!!
is there an opening for president of your fan club? If not I would like to apply.
Tfln has a good name? That can be destroyed by someone posting? Ah, I see. Relax... Have some pretzels, the post responses are way better than the posts. Seems as tho someone telling people to die in a fire is far more damaging.
Also, who hasn't blasted this song at some random karaoke night after a bad break-up? It's classic!!!
KesJaye.. Id vote for you
I don't know why I keep reading these... So crappy lately
Admit it folks, we've all sung that song at some point in our lives, or we will. Lol
Firsty is funny and it's amazing how a person could hate something as silly as a post on a web site. If you hate seeing Firsty on here, stay off. Duh?
not funny, just super douchey!
Okay, no offence or anything, but who's this "firsty" person everyones been talking about?
a comic genius
I'm a new Firsty fan so I will settle for Vice President of the fan club but I will seek your job Greatness. Firsty for President!
SecondytoFirsty with respect if you are the Prez and Greatness is the Vice Prez, I'll be treasurer or secretary for now but I Will be President in Firsty's club some day! Lol
I will survive, hey! Hey!
To the firstys, thank you. It's a site for fun. Delete it if you feel it's not worth your time. I like the small chucked I get from these posts AND the comments.
call me ;) seven oh sevensixtwoeight2939
The text may suck but many of us come here for the pretzels and comments.
Partychick, firsty is a poster who OBVIOUSLY goes by the name firsty. They like to quote the stupid Seinfeld quote, 'these pretzel's are making me thirsty', but he/she changes thirsty to firsty. I like to think of firsty as the dumb cunt who is destroying tfln' good name.
you are an idiot, firsty is hilarious. what ruins this website is angry people who get mad cuz firsty comments first and has an amazing catch phrase. not some lame ass comment like 'die in a fire'....you fail...FIRSTY for president!
You obviously don't understand humor. It might have been mildly funny the first 3 times, after the 10th it was annoying, and after the 30th it became clear firsty is one of those shithead ADHD kids who I used to throw empty beer cans at in the high school parking lot. Its not worth getting particularly mad about, but defending him makes you into a equally big cunt.
@JasonB it may not be funny anymore but it's impressive that he has the time to leave the comment on every tfln.
Helluva ego boost