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  • Submitted by UCRugbyplayer on Oct 3, 10 at 3:51pm

    So is this the only religiously approved abortion method?

  • Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Oct 3, 10 at 3:06pm

    Condoms work a whole lot better than prayer.

  • Submitted by zinger on Oct 3, 10 at 2:27pm

    Hope you Plan B'd that shit.

  • Submitted by bitchwhoreslut on Oct 3, 10 at 3:21pm

    omg what a dumbass. and you're a dumb bitch for letting him do that.

  • Submitted by killroy on Oct 3, 10 at 2:19pm

    what a dumbass ....

  • Submitted by archer79 on Oct 3, 10 at 10:14pm

    I can see this being the opening line on "I'm Mormon and pregnant."

  • Submitted by rmbtrumpet on Oct 3, 10 at 9:18pm

    I love the Lord and am a prayer warrior, but im pretty sure thats not how prayer works. sorry sweety..

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    Submitted by dopegirlfreshhh on Oct 3, 10 at 9:32pm

    that's obviously not gonna work.

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    Submitted by recino on Oct 3, 10 at 2:05pm

    That sucks for you!

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    Submitted by steeldude on Oct 3, 10 at 4:37pm

    if it was 14 days since the first day of your period bet against that prayer being heard

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    Submitted by simba84 on Oct 3, 10 at 2:54pm

    There's a whole Bible story about how God just laughs at you if you tempt fate. Since your Plans A and B fail, how about Plan C?

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    Submitted by potter297 on Oct 3, 10 at 2:13pm

    Hahaha, wooww...

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    Submitted by PalmTree7104 on Oct 5, 10 at 2:47pm

    Ummmmm. What's the word I'm looking for????..... Oh yeah, that's right... irresponsible.

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    Submitted by neverhasbeens on Oct 4, 10 at 11:06am

    "Dear Baby Jesus, please don't make me blaspheme by claiming immaculate conception to my parents." What a tard...

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    Submitted by garg411 on Oct 4, 10 at 9:40am

    God hates whores. Period.

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    Submitted by guerro213 on Oct 4, 10 at 5:34am

    That's funny shit

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    Submitted by sassybabydoll on Oct 3, 10 at 2:33pm

    haha WOW!! i really hope those prayers help you out lol

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    Submitted by iLiveLife on Oct 4, 10 at 3:32am

    Good man

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    Submitted by ESFaithless on Oct 5, 10 at 2:39pm

    Stupidity of this magnitude from the 330? Why am I not surprised?

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    Submitted by XiLikeItX on Oct 3, 10 at 8:35pm

    Fucking idiot now that you pray not to have a kid you will

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    Submitted by jadore on Oct 5, 10 at 12:24am

    Definitely Mormon

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    Submitted by topknot on Oct 14, 10 at 2:03am

    i do the same, only instead of holding hands, i hold her stomach, instead of god, it's at her ovaries, and instead of praying, it's screaming bloody murder...

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    Submitted by jamz on Oct 3, 10 at 9:23pm

    Hahahahahahahahahahaaha

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    Submitted by riverboy879 on Oct 3, 10 at 8:26pm

    Face book screwed you over

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    Submitted by Buskus on Oct 3, 10 at 2:03pm

    boooo

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    Submitted by dre623 on Oct 5, 10 at 4:16pm

    Or you could have used a condom.

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    Submitted by RyanBurkert on Aug 30, 11 at 12:57am

    Yea northeast Ohio pray for no babies lol I do that little prayer everynight just to be sure

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    Submitted by jltc on Apr 23, 11 at 1:32pm

    Aaaannnnd this is why abstinence-only sex ed is bad.