After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
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So is this the only religiously approved abortion method?
Condoms work a whole lot better than prayer.
Hope you Plan B'd that shit.
what a dumbass ....
I can see this being the opening line on "I'm Mormon and pregnant."
omg what a dumbass. and you're a dumb bitch for letting him do that.
I love the Lord and am a prayer warrior, but im pretty sure thats not how prayer works. sorry sweety..
That sucks for you!
if it was 14 days since the first day of your period bet against that prayer being heard
that's obviously not gonna work.
haha WOW!! i really hope those prayers help you out lol
"Dear Baby Jesus, please don't make me blaspheme by claiming immaculate conception to my parents." What a tard...
There's a whole Bible story about how God just laughs at you if you tempt fate. Since your Plans A and B fail, how about Plan C?
Face book screwed you over
Aaaannnnd this is why abstinence-only sex ed is bad.
That's funny shit
Fucking idiot now that you pray not to have a kid you will
God hates whores. Period.
Stupidity of this magnitude from the 330? Why am I not surprised?
Yea northeast Ohio pray for no babies lol I do that little prayer everynight just to be sure
i do the same, only instead of holding hands, i hold her stomach, instead of god, it's at her ovaries, and instead of praying, it's screaming bloody murder...
Ummmmm. What's the word I'm looking for????..... Oh yeah, that's right... irresponsible.
Or you could have used a condom.