I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
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And you didn't offer to give her a PAP smear with your penis?! How unprofessional!
Pre-Med and that's the best you could come up with?
That's the best kind.
All those long hours of chemistry and biology studying does actually pay off
HAH, perfect abuse of power. w00t w00t America!
Power? What "power" does a premed even have?
Or she wanted her nipples sucked. Either way well played.
God I love Texas girls!!!!
First again on both texts!
I woulda just went with it to get the benefit from it
Okay, my bad, perfect abuse of authority. Many people treat medical experts/professionals like demi-gods and mindlessly swallow whatever the doc gives them. Pre med students obviously arent pros yet, but they get some of the authority and recognition that actual doctors do. Sooo.... sorry i phrased my joke wrong kiddo.
this is fucking hero status right here.