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  • Goddammit, women and handjobs. USE YOUR MOUTH.

    Submitted by FattyMcTubkins on Aug 14, 10 at 11:03pm
    • "You think a blowjob's easy? You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement and jaw stress and suction and gag reflex. And all the while bobbing up and down, moaning, and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a "job" for nothing."

      Submitted by gutsout on Aug 16, 10 at 8:30am
  • All these handjob texts remind me of this joke: This man is widdling wood naked, when he slips and almost cuts his dićk off. His dićk looks up at him and says, "I know we've had a few fistfights in the past, but there's no reason to pull a knife on me!"

    Submitted by j00kn0w on Aug 14, 10 at 11:05pm
  • I love how everyone is saying handjobs are bad. I bet half the guys who posted on here couldn't even get a handjob, let alone more. :)

    Submitted by brittlolz on Aug 15, 10 at 3:58am
  • He's a virgin.

    Submitted by armybetch on Aug 14, 10 at 11:10pm
  • Just because there is one girl on here who isn't a complete shank like everyone else doesn't make her lame or weak. That pretty much makes her a better person than everyone here.

    Submitted by misssalad on Aug 15, 10 at 2:18am
  • My fiancé loves when I give him handjobs, so quit being asses. You've all probably had really crappy handjobs, so you're hatin' on us women that can give good ones. Quit fapping like morons and go get laid.

    Submitted by MinagiV on Aug 15, 10 at 8:52am
  • What a sweetheart (:

    Submitted by brittaaanyx3 on Aug 14, 10 at 11:09pm
  • it's thinly veiled sarcasm, I assure you

    Submitted by PearlsOfWisdom on Aug 14, 10 at 11:38pm
  • I love being drunk

    Submitted by lgfu on Aug 15, 10 at 12:58am
  • Here I thought woman wanted the perfect guy to be honest, Sincere, and a Gentleman. Obviously all girls really want is to be thanked after sexual gradification. LIARS!

    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 15, 10 at 8:25am
  • Seriously hand jobs are lame

    Submitted by calixdude4life on Aug 14, 10 at 11:07pm
    • Actually, handjobs with lube feel great. Dry handjobs... not so much.

      Submitted by abyss on Aug 16, 10 at 10:44am
  • who gives a 12 year old a phone?

    Submitted by moocowfuckmilk on Aug 15, 10 at 3:35am
  • Handjobs are boring, a guy can give himself a better handjob. Use a hole.

    Submitted by Anonyrnous on Aug 15, 10 at 10:52am
  • @MinagiV I agree. Plus I love how u got the balls to say tht even though ur def gonna be trolled.

    Submitted by ninjaman181 on Aug 15, 10 at 10:08am
  • What a gentleman ;)

    Submitted by EmmaXxX on Aug 15, 10 at 10:04am
  • Britlolz, you are soooo right!

    Submitted by skeezer on Aug 15, 10 at 6:42am
  • She doesn't have hands!!

    Submitted by android69 on Aug 14, 10 at 11:08pm
  • Hahaha

    Submitted by gtlgtl on Aug 15, 10 at 1:00am
  • A thanks after a hand job is offensive. Why not slip her a $20 while your at it. \n\nOP Suck his dick already!!

    Submitted by jojoboo1 on Aug 15, 10 at 12:46pm
  • Does he shake your hand to do that?

    Submitted by IMGr8NU on Aug 15, 10 at 11:54am
  • What a fucking homo. Handjobs are for bitches

    Submitted by givemecake on Aug 15, 10 at 12:19am
  • aww....that is kinda cute. sad to say...but thats chivalry in our generation =]

    Submitted by BbLopes1 on Aug 16, 10 at 3:39am
  • @armybetch i bet

    Submitted by BlackMamba24 on Nov 7, 10 at 11:02pm
  • Perfect man finds worthless cunt...tale as old as time

    Submitted by TheLast on Aug 15, 10 at 12:35am
  • Lmao! We have guys like this in ct!!... This is my area code lol

    Submitted by AngieBaby71008 on Aug 16, 10 at 1:01am
  • Thanking you after a sexual act is degrading and you think its cute? Lol why not ask for a $20 next time. More importantly suck his dick next time!!

    Submitted by jojoboo1 on Aug 15, 10 at 7:06pm
  • Yeah, thanks for nothing

    Submitted by couponwhore on Aug 15, 10 at 6:01am
  • Why not blowjobs, are u in middle school?

    Submitted by lovenlifenmusic on Aug 15, 10 at 1:49pm
  • Middle schoolers, so cute.

    Submitted by Michguy on Aug 15, 10 at 7:46am
  • All the bad votes on the handjobs suck posts are obviously from girls who are too proud or prude to do more. im sure they will take it but wont give it. Any man who would prefer a hj over just about anything else isnt a man.

    Submitted by lonewolff on Aug 15, 10 at 11:07pm
  • Handjobs? What is this junior high?

    Submitted by dirkdiggler69 on Aug 15, 10 at 6:27pm
  • @lonewolff Oh, I def can give it. Hell, I give my fiancé bjs quite often. But sometimes, that gets boring. With a hj, you can talk dirty, makout while the guy's getting off, stand up on the side of the bed, and a number of other things. Again, all of you have probably gotten bad handjobs, so eff off.

    Submitted by MinagiV on Aug 16, 10 at 11:16pm
  • Fail

    Submitted by android69 on Aug 14, 10 at 11:07pm
  • who gives handjobs?

    Submitted by gayfish on Aug 15, 10 at 12:35pm
  • Handjobs? Weak. I'd be pissed if all a girl gave me was a hj. Surriously.

    Submitted by Briannaaaaa on Aug 14, 10 at 11:34pm
  • Mom u an aunt peg quit sending ur texts to tfln dammit!

    Submitted by uhateme on Aug 15, 10 at 7:02am
  • Hand jobs are amazing, and blow jobs are better but the best is when you combine the two. Just use your mouth to keep it wet and use it hand. U don't have to go down far and it gets him off quicker, and please don't be afraid to squeeze a bit. You won't hurt it.

    Submitted by Ltapachebravo on Aug 17, 10 at 3:09pm
  • So guys, I was wondering. What's the deal with Airplane Food? NOOO!!!!!

    Submitted by xthedesertsongx on Aug 15, 10 at 4:49am
  • I'm a girl and I'd rather blow anydayyy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 10 at 10:58pm