he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
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Goddammit, women and handjobs. USE YOUR MOUTH.
"You think a blowjob's easy? You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement and jaw stress and suction and gag reflex. And all the while bobbing up and down, moaning, and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a "job" for nothing."
and they call a handjob a "job" too.
All these handjob texts remind me of this joke: This man is widdling wood naked, when he slips and almost cuts his dićk off. His dićk looks up at him and says, "I know we've had a few fistfights in the past, but there's no reason to pull a knife on me!"
I love how everyone is saying handjobs are bad. I bet half the guys who posted on here couldn't even get a handjob, let alone more. :)
He's a virgin.
Just because there is one girl on here who isn't a complete shank like everyone else doesn't make her lame or weak. That pretty much makes her a better person than everyone here.
My fiancé loves when I give him handjobs, so quit being asses. You've all probably had really crappy handjobs, so you're hatin' on us women that can give good ones. Quit fapping like morons and go get laid.
What a sweetheart (:
it's thinly veiled sarcasm, I assure you
I love being drunk
Here I thought woman wanted the perfect guy to be honest, Sincere, and a Gentleman. Obviously all girls really want is to be thanked after sexual gradification. LIARS!
She doesn't have hands!!
Seriously hand jobs are lame
Actually, handjobs with lube feel great. Dry handjobs... not so much.
Britlolz, you are soooo right!
@MinagiV I agree. Plus I love how u got the balls to say tht even though ur def gonna be trolled.
What a gentleman ;)
who gives a 12 year old a phone?
A thanks after a hand job is offensive. Why not slip her a $20 while your at it. \n\nOP Suck his dick already!!
Handjobs are boring, a guy can give himself a better handjob. Use a hole.
Does he shake your hand to do that?
What a fucking homo. Handjobs are for bitches
Perfect man finds worthless cunt...tale as old as time
@armybetch i bet
Thanking you after a sexual act is degrading and you think its cute? Lol why not ask for a $20 next time. More importantly suck his dick next time!!
Yeah, thanks for nothing
aww....that is kinda cute. sad to say...but thats chivalry in our generation =]
Why not blowjobs, are u in middle school?
Middle schoolers, so cute.
Lmao! We have guys like this in ct!!... This is my area code lol
Handjobs? What is this junior high?
@lonewolff Oh, I def can give it. Hell, I give my fiancé bjs quite often. But sometimes, that gets boring. With a hj, you can talk dirty, makout while the guy's getting off, stand up on the side of the bed, and a number of other things. Again, all of you have probably gotten bad handjobs, so eff off.
All the bad votes on the handjobs suck posts are obviously from girls who are too proud or prude to do more. im sure they will take it but wont give it. Any man who would prefer a hj over just about anything else isnt a man.
who gives handjobs?
Handjobs? Weak. I'd be pissed if all a girl gave me was a hj. Surriously.
Mom u an aunt peg quit sending ur texts to tfln dammit!
Hand jobs are amazing, and blow jobs are better but the best is when you combine the two. Just use your mouth to keep it wet and use it hand. U don't have to go down far and it gets him off quicker, and please don't be afraid to squeeze a bit. You won't hurt it.
I'm a girl and I'd rather blow anydayyy
So guys, I was wondering. What's the deal with Airplane Food? NOOO!!!!!