Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
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So he don't hang out with his wang out.
who uses the word "photograph" in a text message?
it is shorter than "take a picture of", which would've killed this.
What I want to know is, did he show you his penis in the bar?
Rock out with ur Cock out!
1 too many drinks!!
The one thing ya can't fix: Ugly Penis.
Apparently waking up with a different guy to the one your friend seen you leave with is not cool...... I'm pretty proud of myself though