Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
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"I'm dreeeaming of a whiiite Christmas!!"
santa came early
...and emptied his sack
Quick scoop it up quick!! Its the present of life....
you're right. it's not right to expect you to drink it out of your purse. he should have put in a glass, like a gentleman.
AN early christmas present
He made it like a snowglobe
you said you wanted kids>!
Don't appreciate anything....
u deserve better Babe
I guess he couldn't wait to give you your pearl necklace
That's kind of stalkerish.
AN not A
It is hand made, which means he cares enough to do it himself and spare you the injustice of making contact with a penis.