His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
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The surgery is called Lasik, Lasix is the name of a medication that makes you urinate
well...do you want to see better or feel like you being mounted by a horse?? .....decisions, decisions....
Who needs good eyesight when you can have a mega-penis?
Well seems like that company has its priorities straight
Damn I want that insurance
Hmm I highly doubt this. I work in insurance and I have never seen a policy that would pay 100% for a cosmetic procedure.
*cue someone talking about Obama's health care plan here*
Obama's a fucking joke!
Wonder if breast implants are covered!.....
Who needs to see when your dicks that big?
Penis enlargement basically gives you half an inch, and you run the risk of erectile dysfunction.
Why r u still\nWith him?
maybe the insurance company knew he was Italian.. and Black.
Just inject silicon, the pornstars do it.
Penis enlargement surgeries are a scam. If it were that simple to get a bigger penis every guy in America with a little extra cash would have a 10 inch schlong.
You obviously don't watch MANswers enough...
You don't read Wikipedia enough. \nWhile it can work, it can only make it an inch bigger with the best results in most cases.
You obviously don't realize that anyone can edit Wikipedia and make that up.
Lucky. My condom wont even cover 50% of my penis
If you believe it.
oh man these uh oh Oreos are making me thirsty.