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  • Submitted by parsons41286 on Sep 5, 10 at 3:39pm

    The surgery is called Lasik, Lasix is the name of a medication that makes you urinate

  • Submitted by jasboo on Sep 5, 10 at 2:45pm

    well...do you want to see better or feel like you being mounted by a horse?? .....decisions, decisions....

  • Submitted by CatSnatchFever on Sep 5, 10 at 4:51pm

    Who needs good eyesight when you can have a mega-penis?

  • Submitted by gtfoasshat on Sep 5, 10 at 2:56pm

    Well seems like that company has its priorities straight

  • Submitted by coolerderek on Sep 5, 10 at 2:44pm

    Damn I want that insurance

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    Submitted by Sammiebabyx3 on Sep 5, 10 at 6:37pm

    America.

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    Submitted by JJdoggie on Sep 5, 10 at 7:02pm

    Bullsh*t

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    Submitted by beautiful_b on Sep 5, 10 at 3:40pm

    Wonder if breast implants are covered!.....

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    Submitted by tennisgirl on Sep 5, 10 at 7:27pm

    *cue someone talking about Obama's health care plan here*

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      Submitted by urallstupid on Sep 7, 10 at 6:31pm

      Obama's a fucking joke!

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    Submitted by pawes on Sep 5, 10 at 5:08pm

    Hmm I highly doubt this. I work in insurance and I have never seen a policy that would pay 100% for a cosmetic procedure.

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    Submitted by gabyy on Sep 5, 10 at 7:15pm

    Who needs to see when your dicks that big?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 10 at 3:45pm

    maybe the insurance company knew he was Italian.. and Black.

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    Submitted by huskerfan9287 on Sep 5, 10 at 5:17pm

    Penis enlargement surgeries are a scam. If it were that simple to get a bigger penis every guy in America with a little extra cash would have a 10 inch schlong.

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      Submitted by Maze95 on Sep 5, 10 at 6:15pm

      You obviously don't watch MANswers enough...

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        Submitted by huskerfan9287 on Sep 5, 10 at 7:06pm

        You don't read Wikipedia enough. \nWhile it can work, it can only make it an inch bigger with the best results in most cases.

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          Submitted by heythere7913 on Sep 5, 10 at 11:24pm

          You obviously don't realize that anyone can edit Wikipedia and make that up.

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    Submitted by TWITCHtheTWINKY on Sep 5, 10 at 6:27pm

    Why r u still\nWith him?

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    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Aug 25, 12 at 1:51pm

    Penis enlargement basically gives you half an inch, and you run the risk of erectile dysfunction.

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    Submitted by shvirginia on Sep 6, 10 at 8:21pm

    Lucky. My condom wont even cover 50% of my penis

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    Submitted by Sammiebabyx3 on Sep 5, 10 at 10:18pm

    America.

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    Submitted by hanrammvp on Sep 6, 10 at 9:42am

    Just inject silicon, the pornstars do it.

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    Submitted by Michguy on Sep 5, 10 at 6:49pm

    If you believe it.

  • Submitted by a_mayo_packet on Sep 5, 10 at 3:42pm

    oh man these uh oh Oreos are making me thirsty.