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  • 59 32
    Submitted by underagehangover on Jul 15, 10 at 5:39pm
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    his dick was probably the only thing there for you. because right now hes fucking your sister.

  • 46 33
    Submitted by schlock on Jul 15, 10 at 7:24pm
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    Whether you see it or not, dick is always there for you.

  • 39 20
    Submitted by buzzcutt on Jul 15, 10 at 8:19pm
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    so, what you're saying is that you were never actually alone...

  • 38 27
    Submitted by machaveli2 on Jul 15, 10 at 6:31pm
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    That was beautiful :)

  • 32 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 10 at 7:56pm
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    Pussy is always there for me

    • 14 19
      Submitted by laf24 on Jul 16, 10 at 2:13pm
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      doubt it

  • 27 28
    Submitted by jenny8675309 on Jul 16, 10 at 11:08pm
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    If his dick was there .. How could you be alone?

  • 22 20
    Submitted by WallsOfTruth on Jul 15, 10 at 6:03pm
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    Dabalabadoobala

  • 29 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 10 at 5:50pm
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    @ 5:16 but third is the one with the treasure chest.

  • 20 20
    Submitted by Filter on Jul 16, 10 at 9:38am
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    You go girl!

  • 30 40
    Submitted by Dingus on Jul 15, 10 at 5:07pm
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    What a dingus

  • 20 24
    Submitted by denverdezjr on Jul 16, 10 at 3:36am
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    That's how dicks are

  • 17 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 10:05am
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    And it always will be

  • 19 25
    Submitted by sexyupsguy on Jul 15, 10 at 10:35pm
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    Dick is good for you!

  • 26 40
    Submitted by lasty on Jul 15, 10 at 5:40pm
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    Maybe Pretzel killed Firsty

  • 18 26
    Submitted by anonymous25 on Jul 15, 10 at 8:20pm
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    :)

  • 18 28
    Submitted by CatSnatchFever on Jul 16, 10 at 1:33am
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    Always there. Like herpes.

    • 25 20
      Submitted by abyss on Jul 16, 10 at 10:54am
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      What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas... except herpes. That'll come right back with you.

  • 15 25
    Submitted by Sigstud on Jul 16, 10 at 10:28am
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    Like footprints in the sand.

  • 17 29
    Submitted by imsureee on Jul 16, 10 at 1:16am
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    In soviet russia there is 2dicks for every pussy!

  • 25 45
    Submitted by SovietPretzel1st on Jul 15, 10 at 6:09pm
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    This Soviet pretzel makes me a malignant cunt that will never know what a woman's vagina looks like

  • 16 27
    Submitted by brittlolz on Jul 15, 10 at 5:18pm
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    Awwww poor you.\nLol

  • 34 67
    Submitted by bestwit on Jul 15, 10 at 5:16pm
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    Girl, you are a hot, sexy slut. I want you on my big dick.

  • 21 44
    Submitted by takla on Jul 15, 10 at 7:32pm
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    Why do you guys hate firsty, he's just enjoying his pretzles

  • 15 34
    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 15, 10 at 10:03pm
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    I sooo have nothing to say to this

  • 15 35
    Submitted by IbanezRokr on Jul 15, 10 at 9:08pm
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    Natalie!?

  • 26 58
    Submitted by firsty on Jul 15, 10 at 5:45pm
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    these pretzels are making me Firsty!

  • 3 14
    Submitted by nutsucker1 on Mar 16, 11 at 11:50pm
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    Gimme some, Memphis!!!

  • 23 59
    Submitted by Howboutsomestfu on Jul 15, 10 at 5:17pm
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    these pretzels apparently didn't make him firsty this time :-(

    • 18 26
      Submitted by firsty on Jul 15, 10 at 7:29pm
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      Never fear, Firsty is here! :D

      • 21 21
        Submitted by coxr5 on Jul 15, 10 at 10:32pm
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        HowBoutSomeSTFU

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