when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
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his dick was probably the only thing there for you. because right now hes fucking your sister.
That was beautiful :)
so, what you're saying is that you were never actually alone...
If his dick was there .. How could you be alone?
Whether you see it or not, dick is always there for you.
In soviet russia there is 2dicks for every pussy!
@ 5:16 but third is the one with the treasure chest.
Pussy is always there for me
This Soviet pretzel makes me a malignant cunt that will never know what a woman's vagina looks like
Maybe Pretzel killed Firsty
You go girl!
And it always will be
Dick is good for you!
Like footprints in the sand.
these pretzels are making me Firsty!
Why do you guys hate firsty, he's just enjoying his pretzles
Girl, you are a hot, sexy slut. I want you on my big dick.
Always there. Like herpes.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas... except herpes. That'll come right back with you.
What a dingus
these pretzels apparently didn't make him firsty this time :-(
Never fear, Firsty is here! :D
Awwww poor you.\nLol
That's how dicks are
Gimme some, Memphis!!!
I sooo have nothing to say to this