when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
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That was beautiful :)
his dick was probably the only thing there for you. because right now hes fucking your sister.
so, what you're saying is that you were never actually alone...
If his dick was there .. How could you be alone?
In soviet russia there is 2dicks for every pussy!
Whether you see it or not, dick is always there for you.
@ 5:16 but third is the one with the treasure chest.
This Soviet pretzel makes me a malignant cunt that will never know what a woman's vagina looks like
You go girl!
Pussy is always there for me
Maybe Pretzel killed Firsty
these pretzels are making me Firsty!
What a dingus
And it always will be
Like footprints in the sand.
Always there. Like herpes.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas... except herpes. That'll come right back with you.
Dick is good for you!
That's how dicks are
Why do you guys hate firsty, he's just enjoying his pretzles
these pretzels apparently didn't make him firsty this time :-(
Never fear, Firsty is here! :D
Girl, you are a hot, sexy slut. I want you on my big dick.
Awwww poor you.\nLol
Gimme some, Memphis!!!
I sooo have nothing to say to this