Absence makes the cock grow harder.
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And the forearm and elbows tired. Whew!!
I love absence. I also love a hard cock.
Unless it makes the cock go wander.
Now that's a worthwhile T-shirt!
And the sex finishes quicker
My friend says this to me all the time, and I'm certain he didn't come up with it on his own.....which makes me wonder where this person heard it....
A text full of win.
I had a
Haha. Unless he cheated..
That’s "Out of sight out of mind."
Like your dick since age 3
This really should go down in a book somewhere.
Turtles have opinions too!