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  • 180 76
    Submitted by rustybucket on Aug 10, 10 at 12:33am
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    And the forearm and elbows tired. Whew!!

  • 93 69
    Submitted by neighplay on Aug 10, 10 at 12:32am
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    Amen

  • 90 74
    Submitted by mlkaye7 on Aug 10, 10 at 11:09pm
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    I love absence. I also love a hard cock.

  • 85 73
    Submitted by o_0 on Aug 10, 10 at 1:45pm
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    Now that's a worthwhile T-shirt!

  • 85 74
    Submitted by arthurlux on Aug 10, 10 at 2:09pm
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    Unless it makes the cock go wander.

  • 71 77
    Submitted by x6bliss9x on Aug 17, 10 at 2:54am
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    My friend says this to me all the time, and I'm certain he didn't come up with it on his own.....which makes me wonder where this person heard it....

  • 62 59
    Submitted by JenBen on Aug 10, 10 at 4:44pm
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    A text full of win.

  • 66 69
    Submitted by nbhilliard on Aug 10, 10 at 9:35pm
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    I had a

  • 67 74
    Submitted by codysgirl on Aug 10, 10 at 12:32am
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    Haha. Unless he cheated..

    • 79 79
      Submitted by bluegirl25 on Aug 10, 10 at 1:03am
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      That’s "Out of sight out of mind."

      • 66 69
        Submitted by ttesroD on Oct 20, 10 at 12:22am
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        Like your dick since age 3

  • 66 73
    Submitted by mike0006 on Aug 10, 10 at 12:50pm
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    And the sex finishes quicker

  • 72 90
    Submitted by bacon_jizz on Aug 10, 10 at 12:29am
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    Firsty

  • 66 83
    Submitted by awesomesaucechk on Aug 10, 10 at 6:39pm
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    So true

  • 65 85
    Submitted by redstrip2010 on Aug 10, 10 at 2:11am
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    Priceless

  • 38 34
    Submitted by highestof5s on Nov 27, 11 at 9:22pm
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    This really should go down in a book somewhere.

  • 60 82
    Submitted by purplepoop7 on Aug 10, 10 at 1:40am
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    Turtles have opinions too!