I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
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such a good night that a thumbs up isn't enough.
I recognize that area code and I think I know who those people are. You have nothing to worry about. They're very entertaining.
What worries me is that multiple people who don't know each other are waking up in the same house with the same people and they were, evidently, eating pizza each time. If your ass hurts you should probably avoid the causes leading up to this effect.
Roses are red, violets are blue, suprise buttsecks, is coming at you! :DDD
Then they were all up yo butt
Hey, you're not the first drunk hot girl who has been gangbanged--chalk it up to experience, girl. At least grab some free pizza on your way out of the door!!
Up and coming Internet Star!
HA! You're NOT FIRST!
interestingly enough, i was.
Yeah. Only in the 315.
I think I peed a little.
Yup, they all had turns with you.
Roses are red, \nViolets are blue,\nSuprise buttsecks\nIs coming at you!\n:D