My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
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Good call. You didn't lie, she assumed, mother/daughter honesty policy violation averted.
That really hurts. Takes about a day to quit hurting. I feel for you.
ya that's a good way to get a really fun infection you should flush that with water before u get jizz rot in the eye lol
"Jizz rot"? Sounds like a drink.
According t-shirt hell, "swallow or it's going in your eye"
Should have swallowed instead.
Your eyes is fine. But I think you're pregnant.
Should have garggled ir swallowed lol
What if ur eye has a baby... O.o creepy..
Story of my life..
@saygoodnight666: what the hell???
Baha pussies. It doesn't hurt. Just makes you look like you have pink eye
Some contacts could help prevent that. Or the semen could help stick the contacts to your eye permantly.... Either way you'll be back on TFLN.