He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
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Trying to get a visual. Did he have a mullet too?
lmfao! It's texts from LAST NIGHT, not 1985 :D
and parachute pants with possibly a pleather jacket draped over his shoulders?
More to the point, at which point did he deploy the TurboBass?
Never underestimate the power of a boombox...
"Insert weird comment here" followed by "of course I fucked him" = FAKE
Of course I fucked him. WTF happened last night. Still drunk at work. Too high for this.
You have such high standards.
Adole- fuck yeah! Awesome song.
Was he in Breakin 2-Electric Bugaloo? I know he was rocking neon shades and Skidz!
That was me! Ha
No judgement here.
you madam, are my kind of woman high standards and low morals
I can't even count how many times I've read a text that ended with "of course I fucked him/her".
Slut.\n\nYou're my hero.
damn that all it takes?.....
The boombox could change the world
this sounds like a guy I know, even with the parachute pants and pleather jacket
You gotta know your limits with a boombox...
Case of beer + Boom box + room full of sluts = good times for all
Straight outta 1992.