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  • I suspect the OP was already fat.

    Submitted by Michguy on Oct 14, 10 at 6:35pm
  • Eh, it's ok OP, live a little.

    Submitted by Taipan on Oct 14, 10 at 5:27pm
  • Not only are they making you firsty, but also a lonely loser that waits all day to be first.

    Submitted by HinduSpartan on Oct 14, 10 at 2:59pm
  • You're so fat you get the couple's specials!

    Submitted by GUESS_WHAT on Oct 14, 10 at 8:24pm
  • You're so fat you only have a 50% chance of surviving the bypass surgery.

    Submitted by 619zac858 on Oct 16, 10 at 11:30am
  • Way to be, OP. Not everyone has the courage to admit they'd rather have grease-smothered chocolate than sex.

    Submitted by crich897 on Oct 14, 10 at 11:28pm
  • fried snickers are making me firsty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 10 at 2:36pm
  • The whole deep-fried chocolate thing emerged in Scotland. They're known to deep fry everything, including pizza and haggis. So it's not just being from Texas, lol.

    Submitted by cleo_09 on Oct 15, 10 at 2:17am
  • Jesus tap dancing Christ! shut the fuck up with the 'first, firsty' shit!

    Submitted by jennyftb on Oct 14, 10 at 11:56pm
  • The official food of all of inbred north west arkansas. Please let all of nwa l become part of Oklahoma. It would raise Arkansas IQ 100 points.

    Submitted by cwelkman on Oct 16, 10 at 4:53pm
  • hmw21, what? The state fair in South Carolina sells them, along with fried twinkies. I'm sure other states sell them as well. Your point is invalid.

    Submitted by Samia on Oct 14, 10 at 11:50pm
  • Tulsa state fair???

    Submitted by unanimous on Oct 14, 10 at 10:38pm
  • But did you 'wash it down' with fried beer and a fried twinkie for dessert?

    Submitted by Valkyrie on Oct 15, 10 at 12:05am
  • Texas state fair.\nDallas=fatty town forever.

    Submitted by Skibadeebee on Oct 14, 10 at 6:16pm
  • I'm from new zealand and we can get deep fried mars bars and snickers at most fish and chip shops. Never had one personally

    Submitted by mint on Oct 15, 10 at 6:24am
  • while they are incredibly unhealthy...on the real...they are delicious lol

    Submitted by bubba70 on Oct 15, 10 at 12:14am
  • Eating a deep fried snickers may have been the best decision of my life.\nMy mouth had an orgasm.

    Submitted by bunny142 on Oct 15, 10 at 2:16am
  • Fried Oreos

    Submitted by burky7 on Oct 15, 10 at 3:18am
  • That's not a Dallas area code, but I guarantee this kid was at the Texas state fair.\nNo other state has the balls to fry something already so unhealthy like a snickers, butter, margaritas, beer, twinkles and more and serve it to people already one of the fattest states in the fattest country in the world.\n\nGod bless Texas.

    Submitted by hmw21 on Oct 14, 10 at 11:45pm
  • Your so fat you sat on the rainbow and skittles came out

    Submitted by Infamous69 on Oct 14, 10 at 6:06pm
  • Haha fish and chips.... Ha!

    Submitted by Sapphire_Soldier on Oct 15, 10 at 6:59pm
  • Last night I ate a peanut butter covered oreo

    Submitted by  on Jul 8, 12 at 11:59am
  • Uh.. ew.

    Submitted by Alexithy on Oct 14, 10 at 4:01pm
    • Yeah, "ew" cause you're hot shit.\nOp: knock knock... you're fat.

      Submitted by R2DeepThroat on Oct 15, 10 at 12:10am