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  • That's far better than knocking up an entire sorority with the force of your dick.

    Submitted by brrrx on Nov 7, 10 at 11:03am
  • So you hit a building with your penis, causing it to crumble to the ground?

    Submitted by eveiw on Nov 7, 10 at 10:10am
  • I think the OP is confused on what "imperative" and "literally" mean. It's imperative that you find out what literally means, before you literally make people think you're a retard.

    Submitted by HouseOfWolvesx on Nov 8, 10 at 3:00am
  • I blame the shoddy construction. Not your dick. Sorry guy.

    Submitted by TheRealThatGuy on Nov 7, 10 at 10:28am
  • I hope everyone was out of the house when you "literally" knocked it down.

    Submitted by pitotube on Nov 7, 10 at 1:42pm
  • Funny I live in Nassau county and I didn't hear anything about a building collapse. Maybe one of those sorority girls can define "literally" for you...

    Submitted by duchess9678 on Nov 7, 10 at 4:14pm
    • maybe people from nassau county go to other colleges than ncc and hofstra

      Submitted by idgaf on Nov 7, 10 at 10:01pm
  • I think the OP is confused on what "imperative" and "literally" mean. It's imperative that you find out what literally means, before you literally make people think you're a retard.

    Submitted by HouseOfWolvesx on Nov 8, 10 at 3:00am
  • I think that 'imperative' means something other than what he thinks it means.

    Submitted by mad2physicist on Nov 7, 10 at 10:06pm
  • You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

    Submitted by arthurlux on Nov 8, 10 at 1:14pm
  • House of cards

    Submitted by said8ED on Nov 7, 10 at 3:12pm
  • Viagra ??

    Submitted by CheezeDetector on Nov 7, 10 at 11:38am
  • Give this man a medal!

    Submitted by blargmeansno on Nov 7, 10 at 2:22pm
  • sounds like my friend wes

    Submitted by apc700 on Nov 13, 10 at 11:00pm
  • first!!

    Submitted by Jordini on Nov 7, 10 at 10:11am