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  • Submitted by Groknik on Nov 14, 10 at 11:32am

    A key that can open all locks, Is a master key. \nA lock that can be opened by all keys, is a shitty lock.

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      Submitted by Apenkop on Nov 14, 10 at 2:30pm

      Your (or that person's who posted it on Bash.org already several years ago) analogy is not only lame but also incorrect. A master lock needs to be 'master keyed' for a master key to work in it. ^^

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      Submitted by colabea on Nov 14, 10 at 4:48pm

      stupid analogy used by stupid boys who can't form intelligent arguments on their own and don't like when male privilege is called out for being irrational and unfair. just because you made "haha derrr keys are pointy like penises!" connection does not make this a valid defense of the double standard, it is just annoying.

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        Submitted by arthurlux on Nov 14, 10 at 8:05pm

        Marry me.

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        Submitted by TheBigDonkey on Nov 15, 10 at 1:14am

        It is a double standard and it is a silly analogy. But the fact is, women control the supply of sex and as such the laws of supply and demand valuation apply. You could argue that it is only that way because of arbitrary societal standards, but I believe there's some biology at work there too. Too often the biological element of humanity is discounted or ignored by the more "progressive" ones among us.

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          Submitted by colabea on Nov 15, 10 at 5:42pm

          yes, biologically speaking the reproductive benefits of multiple sex partners are less for women (men can impregnate many women at a time while women can only carry one child at a time) and so it makes sense for them to be the "choosy" sex (and men to be more promiscuous). that being said, with the readily available contraceptives of modern society women now have the option to choose when to have children and thus are just as entitled to multiple sex partners as men are. a slut

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            Submitted by colabea on Nov 15, 10 at 5:43pm

            *a slut's a slut, we don't need gender-based double standards

  • Submitted by epictetus on Nov 14, 10 at 7:35pm

    @Groknik, this analogy simply equates the interaction between lock and key to the interaction between pussy and dick (i feel sorry for your girlfriend) and imposes a skewed take on power as it strips the female of any agency. how about this one: pussy=lasso, dick=cow. A cow that always gets lassoed is a dumb cow, but a lasso that always catches a cow is a good lasso. Same principle of analogy, result just as useless as yours. you're the shitty lock.

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      Submitted by colabea on Nov 15, 10 at 5:45pm

      definitely epic.

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      Submitted by Starphyre on Sep 18, 11 at 3:07am

      Consider if you will, what a man has to do to get laid. Be rich, or at least seem like it, be smart, funny, have a good job, nice car, have manners, charm, buy the girl flowers, maybe a nice dinner, romance her, so on and so forth.....\nConsider what a girl has to do to get laid. Go to a bar, say yes

  • Submitted by thepinkbat on Nov 14, 10 at 3:16pm

    I don't know this chick....but she's my hero! Lol

  • Submitted by Nanvk on Nov 14, 10 at 1:05pm

    At the very least a fist bump

  • Submitted by Gizmodawg on Nov 14, 10 at 11:25am

    High fives and / or VD. It's all in the throw of the dice.

  • Submitted by janesaddiction on Nov 14, 10 at 2:59pm

    You deserve a high five.Way to go!

  • Submitted by beccaboo91 on Nov 14, 10 at 3:38pm

    high five!

  • Submitted by Jelli on Nov 14, 10 at 11:58am

    @groknik: while I hate the double standard, that's the best analogy I've ever heard

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    Submitted by thepinkbat on Nov 14, 10 at 3:16pm

    I don't know this chick....but she's my hero! Lol

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    Submitted by skippy113 on Nov 14, 10 at 11:19am

    know how that goes dammit.

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    Submitted by D1SF00 on Nov 14, 10 at 10:27pm

    You're still getting a high five from me. Way to exercise gender equality!

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    Submitted by Lancaster on Nov 14, 10 at 6:26pm

    Positively a double standard. I'll fist bump you on that one though.

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    Submitted by erk123 on Nov 15, 10 at 12:56am

    Im a guy and im happy for you, Internet five.

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    Submitted by bandkid27 on Nov 26, 10 at 2:02am

    What gender did she hook up with? If it was with guys, any female could do that. If it was with girls, then that's fucking boss yo!

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    Submitted by ckdani on Nov 15, 10 at 12:21am

    @mcnutty get of your high horse you ignorant bastard. kitchen jokes are old and frankly annoying. "superior males" is such a joke. I'd like to see you get two women in one night. I'm sick of males and females competing for who is the better gender.

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    Submitted by trueloveinmae on Nov 14, 10 at 7:56pm

    Alright, Angelina. Guy or girl, that's pretty gross.

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    Submitted by MoonStar31 on Nov 15, 10 at 2:17am

    It is very sad that woman that sleep around are whores, while men that do the same are idolized. What's wrong with our society?!?

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      Submitted by Starphyre on Sep 18, 11 at 4:01am

      it's not society, it's biology

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    Submitted by thepinkbat on Nov 14, 10 at 3:16pm

    I don't know this chick....but she's my hero! Lol

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 10 at 8:32pm

    How'bout 5 down low? ...too slow, Slut.

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    Submitted by rumstrucktenburg on Nov 15, 10 at 12:57am

    Atta gal

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    Submitted by mdguy301 on Nov 14, 10 at 11:31am

    Yes you would.

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    Submitted by sc87 on Nov 14, 10 at 11:10pm

    So true! Double standards are bullshit.

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      Submitted by Starphyre on Sep 18, 11 at 4:02am

      never cash an alomony cheque, never expect a guy to pick up the tab on a date

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    Submitted by ListerFien on Nov 16, 10 at 4:53am

    I'll high five my balls against your gooch, of ya still wanna highfive

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    Submitted by Thesheep on Nov 15, 10 at 7:54am

    Maybe a low five for being a slut

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    Submitted by justdoinit on Nov 19, 10 at 3:32pm

    i still hate sluts

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    Submitted by Lookin4 on Nov 15, 10 at 11:42pm

    *high five*! who cares what anyone else thinks anyway?

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    Submitted by Michguy on Nov 15, 10 at 7:20am

    She's right. Be safe and you go girl.

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    Submitted by steeldude on Nov 14, 10 at 11:30pm

    is high five you and then ask to be number 3

  • Submitted by Taipan on Nov 14, 10 at 4:37pm

    Wrong. You're now just equally as disgusting as they are. Congratulations.

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      Submitted by colabea on Nov 14, 10 at 4:50pm

      look, lots of the time I agree with you, but I gotta ask. do you like anyone who doesn't restrict sex to monogamous, committed, long-term relationships of cohabitation and double-wrap with condoms every time?

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        Submitted by wuddahull on Nov 14, 10 at 8:07pm

        no, because they're the only ones who know how to keep the stds contained.

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          Submitted by colabea on Nov 15, 10 at 5:47pm

          jeez, you must hang around with lots of dubious people to be that terrified of rampant STD's. safe sex is possible outside of those highly insular situations, so you can stop worrying

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            Submitted by Taipan on Nov 15, 10 at 8:22pm

            No, I don't colabea, but lots of the time these people don't even know how to put on a condom properly and could care less anyway. Cohabitation is generally a bad idea when you're too young/haven't been in a relationship long enough, so no to that. As to the double-wrap, that's actually less effective and they have this thing called birth control for those who know their partner is clean. Kthanks.

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            Submitted by Taipan on Nov 15, 10 at 8:31pm

            *Yes some are ok by me. But it's hard to find ones that aren't idiots.

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    Submitted by thepinkbat on Nov 14, 10 at 3:16pm

    I don't know this chick....but she's my hero! Lol

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 10 at 8:36pm

    If you're butt ugly

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    Submitted by evrythngisrltv on Nov 15, 10 at 9:57pm

    Wow who would have ever guessed there would be a comment from colbea about the ills of a patriarchal society.

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      Submitted by colabea on Nov 17, 10 at 5:29am

      sorry, shouldn't have left the kitchen, yeah?

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    Submitted by Bbbinkers on Nov 16, 10 at 5:23pm

    Get'em girl! \n\nWe're all human and we all wanna get laid. There IS no difference

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    Submitted by rooster92 on Nov 18, 10 at 5:26pm

    girls like colabea are so annoying. get laid already.

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    Submitted by evrythngisrltv on Nov 17, 10 at 6:25pm

    @colabea I never said that. My point is that it would be nice to view this app without having to see people lecture people on how they think they are right. It's TFLN nobody comes here for supposed moral guidance or clarity

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      Submitted by Taipan on Nov 18, 10 at 12:57pm

      And people come here to comment. They can say what they want and if you don't like it, don't read the comments.

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    Submitted by marsho on Nov 29, 10 at 10:59pm

    DP??

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    Submitted by LLCoolJT on Nov 15, 10 at 6:02am

    if you were a guy, it would be more difficult to do, and thus would warrant a high-five ... hope this helps.

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    Submitted by clever_user on Dec 2, 10 at 2:52am

    A slut is a girl that is whoreble at keeping her legs closed

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 10 at 8:37pm

    BTW, non-dubious people are also rampant w/STDs. It's 2010 people!

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    Submitted by ShesRollin745 on Nov 15, 10 at 6:19am

    High five chicky

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    Submitted by your4mom20 on Sep 27, 11 at 6:07pm

    Story of my life!!!

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    Submitted by Starphyre on Sep 17, 11 at 8:43am

    I could go into this with a better analogy than the lock/key thing. Evolutionary principles and imperatives, what each gender is looking for in a mate and why. It actually has very little to do with todays society why the slut/stud paradox exists and is accurate, if blown out of proportion. But there's too little space

  • Submitted by EJS4 on Nov 14, 10 at 2:49pm

    But...you are not a guy. You let men INSIDE you they just stick it in. Can you see a difference? Not judging just a simplistic explanation of the difference.

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      Submitted by colabea on Nov 14, 10 at 4:51pm

      that makes no sense and is thus not an explanation at all, just an observation. the only difference is concavity, and I fail to see how that matters.

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    Submitted by MTBE on Nov 15, 10 at 12:27pm

    Men have a million chances a day, women have on chance per month. That's why your called a slut while men are players.

  • Submitted by drunkop on Nov 14, 10 at 4:04pm

    Cold Mcrib during the ride of shame back home.. Delicious!! Hee haw

  • Submitted by mcnutty on Nov 14, 10 at 9:37pm

    Ha! Oh women trying to act intelligent and argue with us superior males. Go back to the kitchen baby. Ta ta

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 14, 10 at 1:44pm

    A key that opens many locks is a master key. A lock that takes many keys is a poor lock. You chose to be a woman, now deal with it.

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      Submitted by quwoosh on Nov 14, 10 at 2:02pm

      chose to be a woman? and here i thought they were born that way.

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        Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 14, 10 at 7:07pm

        You do between lives. Most just don't remember make the choice let alone the past lives.

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          Submitted by wuddahull on Nov 14, 10 at 8:08pm

          you're insane.

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            Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 15, 10 at 3:20am

            Enjoy the mortgage payments and the commute to the cubical job. Those with higher knowledge play life as a game!

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          Submitted by mcgee8989 on Nov 16, 10 at 12:29am

          so between your last life and this one you made the choice to be a nutcase then, I take it? Good job.

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            Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 16, 10 at 2:53am

            Common tactic of a suppressive state to declare their political opponents mentally ill. You'll still loose.

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              Submitted by siliconsunset on Nov 25, 10 at 1:31pm

              It's also a common tactic of asshats in general, but at least they can spell. ;)