its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
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A key that can open all locks, Is a master key. \nA lock that can be opened by all keys, is a shitty lock.
Your (or that person's who posted it on Bash.org already several years ago) analogy is not only lame but also incorrect. A master lock needs to be 'master keyed' for a master key to work in it. ^^
stupid analogy used by stupid boys who can't form intelligent arguments on their own and don't like when male privilege is called out for being irrational and unfair. just because you made "haha derrr keys are pointy like penises!" connection does not make this a valid defense of the double standard, it is just annoying.
It is a double standard and it is a silly analogy. But the fact is, women control the supply of sex and as such the laws of supply and demand valuation apply. You could argue that it is only that way because of arbitrary societal standards, but I believe there's some biology at work there too. Too often the biological element of humanity is discounted or ignored by the more "progressive" ones among us.
yes, biologically speaking the reproductive benefits of multiple sex partners are less for women (men can impregnate many women at a time while women can only carry one child at a time) and so it makes sense for them to be the "choosy" sex (and men to be more promiscuous). that being said, with the readily available contraceptives of modern society women now have the option to choose when to have children and thus are just as entitled to multiple sex partners as men are. a slut
*a slut's a slut, we don't need gender-based double standards
@Groknik, this analogy simply equates the interaction between lock and key to the interaction between pussy and dick (i feel sorry for your girlfriend) and imposes a skewed take on power as it strips the female of any agency. how about this one: pussy=lasso, dick=cow. A cow that always gets lassoed is a dumb cow, but a lasso that always catches a cow is a good lasso. Same principle of analogy, result just as useless as yours. you're the shitty lock.
Consider if you will, what a man has to do to get laid. Be rich, or at least seem like it, be smart, funny, have a good job, nice car, have manners, charm, buy the girl flowers, maybe a nice dinner, romance her, so on and so forth.....\nConsider what a girl has to do to get laid. Go to a bar, say yes
High fives and / or VD. It's all in the throw of the dice.
@groknik: while I hate the double standard, that's the best analogy I've ever heard
I don't know this chick....but she's my hero! Lol
At the very least a fist bump
You deserve a high five.Way to go!
Positively a double standard. I'll fist bump you on that one though.
know how that goes dammit.
You're still getting a high five from me. Way to exercise gender equality!
What gender did she hook up with? If it was with guys, any female could do that. If it was with girls, then that's fucking boss yo!
Alright, Angelina. Guy or girl, that's pretty gross.
It is very sad that woman that sleep around are whores, while men that do the same are idolized. What's wrong with our society?!?
it's not society, it's biology
Im a guy and im happy for you, Internet five.
How'bout 5 down low?
...too slow, Slut.
I'll high five my balls against your gooch, of ya still wanna highfive
Yes you would.
Wrong. You're now just equally as disgusting as they are. Congratulations.
look, lots of the time I agree with you, but I gotta ask. do you like anyone who doesn't restrict sex to monogamous, committed, long-term relationships of cohabitation and double-wrap with condoms every time?
no, because they're the only ones who know how to keep the stds contained.
jeez, you must hang around with lots of dubious people to be that terrified of rampant STD's. safe sex is possible outside of those highly insular situations, so you can stop worrying
No, I don't colabea, but lots of the time these people don't even know how to put on a condom properly and could care less anyway. Cohabitation is generally a bad idea when you're too young/haven't been in a relationship long enough, so no to that. As to the double-wrap, that's actually less effective and they have this thing called birth control for those who know their partner is clean. Kthanks.
*Yes some are ok by me. But it's hard to find ones that aren't idiots.
@mcnutty get of your high horse you ignorant bastard. kitchen jokes are old and frankly annoying. "superior males" is such a joke. I'd like to see you get two women in one night. I'm sick of males and females competing for who is the better gender.
So true! Double standards are bullshit.
never cash an alomony cheque, never expect a guy to pick up the tab on a date
High five chicky
i still hate sluts
She's right. Be safe and you go girl.
is high five you and then ask to be number 3
Story of my life!!!
A slut is a girl that is whoreble at keeping her legs closed
*high five*! who cares what anyone else thinks anyway?
girls like colabea are so annoying. get laid already.
If you're butt ugly
Get'em girl! \n\nWe're all human and we all wanna get laid. There IS no difference
@colabea I never said that. My point is that it would be nice to view this app without having to see people lecture people on how they think they are right. It's TFLN nobody comes here for supposed moral guidance or clarity
And people come here to comment. They can say what they want and if you don't like it, don't read the comments.
Maybe a low five for being a slut
BTW, non-dubious people are also rampant w/STDs. It's 2010 people!
here truth be told.
if you were a guy, it would be more difficult to do, and thus would warrant a high-five ... hope this helps.
Men have a million chances a day, women have on chance per month. That's why your called a slut while men are players.
But...you are not a guy. You let men INSIDE you they just stick it in. Can you see a difference? Not judging just a simplistic explanation of the difference.
that makes no sense and is thus not an explanation at all, just an observation. the only difference is concavity, and I fail to see how that matters.
I could go into this with a better analogy than the lock/key thing. Evolutionary principles and imperatives, what each gender is looking for in a mate and why. It actually has very little to do with todays society why the slut/stud paradox exists and is accurate, if blown out of proportion. But there's too little space
Wow who would have ever guessed there would be a comment from colbea about the ills of a patriarchal society.
sorry, shouldn't have left the kitchen, yeah?
Cold Mcrib during the ride of shame back home.. Delicious!! Hee haw
Ha! Oh women trying to act intelligent and argue with us superior males. Go back to the kitchen baby. Ta ta
A key that opens many locks is a master key. A lock that takes many keys is a poor lock. You chose to be a woman, now deal with it.
chose to be a woman? and here i thought they were born that way.
You do between lives. Most just don't remember make the choice let alone the past lives.
Enjoy the mortgage payments and the commute to the cubical job. Those with higher knowledge play life as a game!
so between your last life and this one you made the choice to be a nutcase then, I take it? Good job.
Common tactic of a suppressive state to declare their political opponents mentally ill. You'll still loose.
It's also a common tactic of asshats in general, but at least they can spell. ;)