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  • 105 47
    Submitted by hand_banana on Sep 24, 10 at 9:08am
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    completely thought that said masturbate... where is my mind...

  • 71 62
    Submitted by ssimkins89 on Sep 24, 10 at 10:22am
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    like they say, you can't trust anything that bleeds for a week at a time and doesn't die

  • 49 41
    Submitted by awesomegirl92 on Sep 24, 10 at 9:29pm
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    Hand_banana I though the same thing haha

  • 56 56
    Submitted by Michguy on Sep 24, 10 at 9:32am
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    Get her preg, then she can bitch about that too.

  • 53 52
    Submitted by angybear on Sep 25, 10 at 1:17am
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    Living in a dorm will do that to you.

  • 53 52
    Submitted by hand_banana on Sep 24, 10 at 9:06am
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    well dont just stand there... help a girl out!!!

  • 46 62
    Submitted by archer79 on Sep 24, 10 at 5:11pm
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    Time to put her out of her misery

  • 23 28
    Submitted by blondecanuck on Mar 14, 11 at 11:18pm
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    I thought it said masturbate too!!

  • 34 61
    Submitted by missgaskarth on Sep 25, 10 at 11:33pm
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    Lmao! Thought it said masturbate too. It's hilarious either way tho!!