He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
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How depressing :(
Please tell me you at least pity fuck him.
Might want to tell him that there are positions that work with small penises before the poor guy develops liver problems...
Tattered that sounds like your personal problem Irish guys don't have small dicks
Aww he has a teeny-tinny penis!!!
Hopefully there's a gal out there that will love him even if he has a tiny peen. I see that girl won't be you. Taipan is right though .. there are different positions that work.
"it's like a tic tac if a tic tac was, you know, pathetic." :(
Of course he was
Awe, that's really sad. ):\nPoor guy.
sorry but makes me feel better that i dont have that kind of situation hahah
haha man if you gotta say that youre probably wrong. overcompensate much
Was he Asian?
Now do you ppl understand why us Irish drink so fucking much