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  • Submitted by damn_gurl on Oct 13, 10 at 3:13pm

    straight up chocolate sauce....nothing else. Just discreetly pour it all over your naked body...that'll do the trick.

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      Submitted by IDontWantOne on Oct 14, 10 at 3:10am

      Not a baked good

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        Submitted by ttesroD on Oct 19, 10 at 9:06am

        It is if she's high

  • Submitted by omegachi on Oct 13, 10 at 4:19pm

    Cherry pie, the sluttiest of the baked good variety.

  • Submitted by xnewxfacex on Oct 13, 10 at 3:35pm

    It's so obvious; chocolate chip cookies. Simple and a classic. Write "let's bang" on the plate, cover plate with cookies, and give. :)

  • Submitted by ssimkins89 on Oct 13, 10 at 3:13pm

    Magic brownies. how was this a question?

  • Submitted by getschwasted on Oct 13, 10 at 3:39pm

    anything you can put a roofy in

  • Submitted by jimmyboy on Oct 13, 10 at 3:22pm

    Boston cream pie.

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    Submitted by Wastelander on Oct 13, 10 at 4:13pm

    Cupcakes. Always cupcakes.

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Oct 14, 10 at 12:16am

    One girl I know gave a custard filled donut to her boyfriend with a note that said, "I want to be filled up with something sweet and sticky too." He didn't even bother to eat the donut before starting.

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    Submitted by jennyftb on Oct 13, 10 at 4:26pm

    buns

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    Submitted by spoontoobig88 on Oct 13, 10 at 3:15pm

    PIE.\n\nIt tastes great and has sexual connotations.

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    Submitted by YeahReally on Oct 13, 10 at 6:42pm

    I'm thinking cheesecake... Classic "we're close" dessert and its still classy... In a way

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    Submitted by Howboutsomestfu on Oct 13, 10 at 8:31pm

    Chloroform brownies.

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    Submitted by mpk1414 on Oct 13, 10 at 10:45pm

    Umm weed brownies????

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    Submitted by MsNissa on Oct 13, 10 at 11:18pm

    Muffins

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    Submitted by BettyGrill on Oct 13, 10 at 9:07pm

    Chocolate eclairs.. Duuh.

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    Submitted by Manupbeotch on Oct 13, 10 at 4:48pm

    Maybe a bag of dick shaped baggettes? Although you'll only understand this if you've watched Louis C.K's comedy. Or maybe just a bunch of homemade pretzels and write something witty on a napkin, "I'm very flexible. Happy Halloween!"

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    Submitted by rgbzero on Oct 13, 10 at 7:56pm

    forget baking. bring chocolate fondue

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    Submitted by 420girlll on Oct 14, 10 at 11:03am

    magic brownies;)

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    Submitted by iblowpops on Oct 13, 10 at 7:39pm

    The key to making a man want to fuck you: chocolate chip cookies with peanut butter chips and pb cups.

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    Submitted by niceman on Oct 15, 10 at 11:39am

    Make a fucking cake and use your cum for icing.

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    Submitted by valentinehearts on Oct 13, 10 at 9:36pm

    Condom Cake.

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    Submitted by everforsaken on Oct 13, 10 at 10:38pm

    Chloroform brownies xD

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    Submitted by Wildhobo on Oct 15, 10 at 1:50am

    Banana muffins.

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    Submitted by 69charger on Oct 16, 10 at 12:50pm

    Penis cake that said thanks for all your hard work

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    Submitted by crazyman217 on Oct 13, 10 at 7:05pm

    Weed brownies. And aforementioned chocolate sauce by 3:13

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    Submitted by ttesroD on Oct 19, 10 at 9:09am

    You. Baked out of your mind.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 10 at 8:48am

    You don't know any girls

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    Submitted by briecheese on Oct 14, 10 at 2:52am

    Apple pie with a messy hole in the middle, give it to him and wink

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    Submitted by jamz on Oct 13, 10 at 10:54pm

    Cupcakes.

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    Submitted by reply_ on Oct 16, 10 at 2:25am

    A hair pie? banana split?

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    Submitted by lickthebutton on Jan 27, 11 at 6:40am

    God this sounds like something I said this summer xD thank Christ for hot tutors <3 ;)

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    Submitted by Xephyrik on Oct 13, 10 at 4:51pm

    Well if sex is like warm apple pie... No srsly, if ur tutor is a chick, bake her a cake, shaped like a wang

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    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Aug 25, 12 at 4:10pm

    A cake, with the following written on it in icing: "Thanks for being a great tutor. Let's bang." There ya go.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 10 at 4:26pm

    Obviously penis/titty shaped cookies!

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    Submitted by evrythingsmagik on Oct 15, 10 at 7:38pm

    Special brownies!!