So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
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An overrated football program, perhaps?
You'd be an even better friend to me after a hj.
That's because handjobs are lame
Pardon me, but you misspelled "HJs are lame compared to BJs, but they are great compared to Rosy Palm and her five sisters." HTH.
Hey, some people just don't want their actual friends in the same compartment as random hookups and fuck buddies.
Hang on, the hunchback ringing the bells didn't put you off your rhythm?
notre dating. typical
I'm surprised you got any action at all...usually Catholics go for younger boys
Haha ND is in my back yard
Go irish! And ya, that happens. Hint - don't hang out with the kids who go to church. Or make friends in class. Make friends at bars or in jail.
Second, and i want toast.
What does this text have to do with football?
Hey livie424, u r a fucking retard. Obviously it wudnt affect u of m's touchdowns but it wud affect nd' touchdown. Maybe u shud learn a bit more about football and shut the hell up
OSU as in Ohio State? Bama's comin' for ya this year, Buckeyes. You better get ready.
Fuck Notre Dame... Denard is a lion
hahaha yah for real. ND sucks - couldn't even catch a guy who doesn't tie his shoes. and they better not even whine about how their quarterback was out half the time! that didnt have any effect on UM's touchdowns!
Hand job, thats it..?
First and who wants toast?
Silly ND girl, Domers are for Smick chicks.