it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
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All these texts about girls giving head are depressing! Ladies, it's time to start GETTING as much as you give.
Your inspirational leadership is thwarted by the desire for anonymity.
A navigational whore. Way better than gps
Speed bumps or herps?
I seriously just LOLed!
You laughed out louded?
No, obviously, they laugheded out loud.
This is why God made white girls
This is why god should kill idiots
Congrats your the Helen Keller of sluts
I'm all about having a lil fun in the car but ladies, let's stop posting texts about how we\ngive guys great head and start bragging about what they do for us!
Hope those are some small bumps
Ah, high school girls!
Why can't a girl like giving head? I love going down on a girl... Just something about being up close and personal with my old friend the clitoris I guess. All you judgmental prudes don't have to read this shit. Go back to your Internet bibles and leave the rest of us alone.
I picture a messy braces/penis piercing situation
What does this make "official" exactly? You blow your bf every morning on the way to school? You are a hooker working on a bus?
Did this result in a Lorena Bobbit situation?
More like Helen Garp
Congrats to Manbutter 4 failing at their 1st comment
I agree with the comment below girls. Get head don't give it
Be proud of yourself, because no one else is.
Another girl giving too much head. Where's the fun in that for you girl?
Are you guys talking about Bill Brasky? I KNOW Bill Brasky!
"hey, we're coming up on independence and 3rd, mind dropping me off at my house?"
CptAwesome, when you're in hell giving blowjobs to Satan, please post about it in tfln. And I'm certainly not a prude, I just don't feel the need to text everyone I know everytime there's a dick in my mouth.
Dear God, please make girls stop being such huge fucking whores and posting their sluttery all over the Internet for the world to see. They're making the rest of us look bad. In the name of sweet baby Jesus, Amen.
You really should write your letter to god like this\n\nDear God, your not real thanks bye
it's official: ur a hoe. skeeeeeze.
This kinda made me giggle..
Awww yea white girls!! Balls Deep!! I live near some bumpy streets!
Guess your head gets banged hard as your mouth is banging his dick... Need to find a better sex hobby to be more proud of then this.... -_-()
Okay dude you have trained her well
I was just on FML those posts are crazy! I'm glad this place isn't turning into a discussion center
I must agree...I've found this to be true also.
First comment ever and first on this post. Jesus Florida people r amazing...