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  • Submitted by ohnomo on Aug 26, 10 at 6:20pm

    A navigational whore. Way better than gps

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 10 at 6:41pm

    All these texts about girls giving head are depressing! Ladies, it's time to start GETTING as much as you give.

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      Submitted by bluegirl25 on Aug 27, 10 at 2:02am

      Your inspirational leadership is thwarted by the desire for anonymity.

  • Submitted by ssimkins89 on Aug 26, 10 at 5:28pm

    Speed bumps or herps?

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      Submitted by shetalkstoangels on Aug 27, 10 at 12:44am

      I seriously just LOLed!

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        Submitted by SextsFLN on Aug 27, 10 at 4:19am

        You laughed out louded?

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          Submitted by yousirareanass on Aug 27, 10 at 4:53am

          No, obviously, they laugheded out loud.

  • Submitted by niceman on Aug 26, 10 at 5:03pm

    This is why God made white girls

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      Submitted by Firefox1 on Aug 26, 10 at 11:00pm

      This is why god should kill idiots

  • Submitted by AUkSIG on Aug 26, 10 at 11:01pm

    Congrats your the Helen Keller of sluts

  • Submitted by jeskimo on Aug 27, 10 at 1:19am

    I'm all about having a lil fun in the car but ladies, let's stop posting texts about how we\ngive guys great head and start bragging about what they do for us!

  • Submitted by Michguy on Aug 26, 10 at 6:34pm

    Ah, high school girls!

  • Submitted by redevilmuahah on Aug 26, 10 at 5:23pm

    Hope those are some small bumps

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    Submitted by nigga on Aug 26, 10 at 11:12pm


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    Submitted by kphandsomerob on Aug 27, 10 at 4:42am

    Why can't a girl like giving head? I love going down on a girl... Just something about being up close and personal with my old friend the clitoris I guess. All you judgmental prudes don't have to read this shit. Go back to your Internet bibles and leave the rest of us alone.

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    Submitted by redevilmuahah on Aug 26, 10 at 5:21pm

    I picture a messy braces/penis piercing situation

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    Submitted by Le_Todd on Aug 26, 10 at 5:42pm


  • Submitted by snibs on Aug 26, 10 at 7:16pm

    I agree with the comment below girls. Get head don't give it

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    Submitted by pringlepwner on Aug 27, 10 at 6:55am

    What does this make "official" exactly? You blow your bf every morning on the way to school? You are a hooker working on a bus?

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    Submitted by android69 on Aug 26, 10 at 7:12pm

    Congrats to Manbutter 4 failing at their 1st comment

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    Submitted by Phys on Aug 26, 10 at 7:11pm

    Did this result in a Lorena Bobbit situation?

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      Submitted by bluegirl25 on Aug 27, 10 at 2:31am

      More like Helen Garp

  • Submitted by blamblam on Aug 26, 10 at 7:18pm

    Another girl giving too much head. Where's the fun in that for you girl?

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    Submitted by kendykane on Aug 27, 10 at 2:52am

    "hey, we're coming up on independence and 3rd, mind dropping me off at my house?"

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    Submitted by ComradeP on Aug 27, 10 at 1:53am

    Be proud of yourself, because no one else is.

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    Submitted by ImKeithStone on Aug 27, 10 at 2:19am

    Are you guys talking about Bill Brasky? I KNOW Bill Brasky!

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    Submitted by armybetch on Aug 27, 10 at 10:05am

    CptAwesome, when you're in hell giving blowjobs to Satan, please post about it in tfln. And I'm certainly not a prude, I just don't feel the need to text everyone I know everytime there's a dick in my mouth.

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    Submitted by CptAwesome20 on Aug 27, 10 at 5:03am

    You really should write your letter to god like this\n\nDear God, your not real thanks bye

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    Submitted by armybetch on Aug 27, 10 at 1:54am

    Dear God, please make girls stop being such huge fucking whores and posting their sluttery all over the Internet for the world to see. They're making the rest of us look bad. In the name of sweet baby Jesus, Amen.

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    Submitted by OneHottMess on Aug 27, 10 at 12:20am

    it's official: ur a hoe. skeeeeeze.

  • Submitted by MrBigStick on Aug 26, 10 at 6:19pm

    Awww yea white girls!! Balls Deep!! I live near some bumpy streets!

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    Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Aug 30, 10 at 12:38am

    Guess your head gets banged hard as your mouth is banging his dick... Need to find a better sex hobby to be more proud of then this.... -_-()

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    Submitted by 2004R32 on Aug 27, 10 at 3:19am

    I was just on FML those posts are crazy! I'm glad this place isn't turning into a discussion center

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    Submitted by Dyronl on Aug 29, 10 at 12:14am

    Okay dude you have trained her well

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    Submitted by shanna061009 on Aug 26, 10 at 9:59pm

    This kinda made me giggle..

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    Submitted by cmillss on Sep 1, 10 at 10:40pm

    I must agree...I've found this to be true also.

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    Submitted by Endophein on Aug 26, 10 at 4:53pm


  • Submitted by xXManButterXx on Aug 26, 10 at 4:48pm

    First comment ever and first on this post. Jesus Florida people r amazing...