I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
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From Alabama, and he hasn't hooked up with his cousin?
Damn, how come just because a person waits to have sex everyone thinks they're fat or in some other way undesirable? Not everyone who's a virgin is so because nobody will have sex with them... some people are virgins by choice, believe it or not.
Have you tried the one handed headstand?
I Have...My Personal Favorite Actually
like with a vacuum cleaner nozzle?
I lost my virginity the weekend of my 23rd bday...... Now I am 33 and glad it happened then lol
I'll do you. I'm a good samaritan.
Damn. Get some already!
Ceiling cat is watching you.
I still fuck pillows...body pillows.
dude don't discriminate fat chicks need loving too!
Everytime you kill a kitten, God masturbates. Wait.. what?
I've imagined masturbating in ways that I can't.
I'm so sorry...
Two-handed Moss-Covered Family Credenza
Head to Nevada with a thousand in cash. It will bs good for you.
I'm a 19 year old virgin. What's there to brag about except your the cleanest person anyone can make love to?
I'm a 20 year old virgin =(
go and get some!
The cock is a terriable thing to waste.
Every time you masturbate God kills a kitten... Think about that next time you have a hot date with Pamela Handerson.
Non-dominant hand = Hey, stranger!
Rule 89: if you don't use it, you lose it. Scientifical fact peoples!!!
Taylor Montgomery? What?
Time to 'try your hand' at writing an autobiographical film-script starring Steve Carell..
@Ibdl Actually unless that item breaks her hymen then technically she is still a virgin
One state too far east. Try Mississippi.
Thts fucking funny
Maybe some of that time could have been spent at the gym and this wouldn't be a problem
@hales: Judging from your grammer you "are incest".
just because someone is from alabama doesn't mean they're incest.
doesn't mean they aren't
205 in the house!!!
my sister is almost 26 and is still a virgin hahah
Is she fat?
Why does this sound like he's saying it during a standoff with a supervillain?
Lmfao that's terrible
One word: prostitute:)
@somethingorother- That sure sounds like sumthin a fat ugly virgin would say. You're busted, tubby!
Could be a fat girl.
Ever heard of GHB? Might be your answer
speaking as a girl that has been drugged....this isn't funny. try sitting in a hospital for day not knowing if anything happened during the 6 hours you don't remember.
same here. It's horrifying.
Not!!! If a woman puts something in there she isn't a virgin...the object took it. Sex with objects is still sex, same sensations and results...
If your sex with objects is the same as your sex with people, you've picked the wrong partners.
you are retarded.