I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
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From Alabama, and he hasn't hooked up with his cousin?
Damn, how come just because a person waits to have sex everyone thinks they're fat or in some other way undesirable? Not everyone who's a virgin is so because nobody will have sex with them... some people are virgins by choice, believe it or not.
Have you tried the one handed headstand?
I Have...My Personal Favorite Actually
like with a vacuum cleaner nozzle?
I lost my virginity the weekend of my 23rd bday...... Now I am 33 and glad it happened then lol
Damn. Get some already!
I'll do you. I'm a good samaritan.
dude don't discriminate fat chicks need loving too!
Ceiling cat is watching you.
I've imagined masturbating in ways that I can't.
Two-handed Moss-Covered Family Credenza
I still fuck pillows...body pillows.
Everytime you kill a kitten, God masturbates. Wait.. what?
The cock is a terriable thing to waste.
Head to Nevada with a thousand in cash. It will bs good for you.
I'm a 19 year old virgin. What's there to brag about except your the cleanest person anyone can make love to?
Every time you masturbate God kills a kitten... Think about that next time you have a hot date with Pamela Handerson.
I'm so sorry...
Non-dominant hand = Hey, stranger!
Rule 89: if you don't use it, you lose it. Scientifical fact peoples!!!
I'm a 20 year old virgin =(
go and get some!
Thts fucking funny
One state too far east. Try Mississippi.
Time to 'try your hand' at writing an autobiographical film-script starring Steve Carell..
Taylor Montgomery? What?
@hales: Judging from your grammer you "are incest".
Maybe some of that time could have been spent at the gym and this wouldn't be a problem
@Ibdl Actually unless that item breaks her hymen then technically she is still a virgin
Why does this sound like he's saying it during a standoff with a supervillain?
One word: prostitute:)
205 in the house!!!
Lmfao that's terrible
@somethingorother- That sure sounds like sumthin a fat ugly virgin would say. You're busted, tubby!
my sister is almost 26 and is still a virgin hahah
Is she fat?
just because someone is from alabama doesn't mean they're incest.
doesn't mean they aren't
Ever heard of GHB? Might be your answer
speaking as a girl that has been drugged....this isn't funny. try sitting in a hospital for day not knowing if anything happened during the 6 hours you don't remember.
same here. It's horrifying.
Could be a fat girl.
Not!!! If a woman puts something in there she isn't a virgin...the object took it. Sex with objects is still sex, same sensations and results...
If your sex with objects is the same as your sex with people, you've picked the wrong partners.
you are retarded.