with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
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sounds like a small penis
well there are 52 ppl who accidentally tapped bad night, have small penises or aren't flexible at all smh this is a great night!
Pics/video or it's not true.
If that gem of a line didn't work, than I don't know what will!
Texas tech keepin it classy.
@zielinski please don't turn this into a awkward website
He who boasts the most has the smallest roach. But this is still a pretty epic thing to say!
You two are one of the few couples that could do The Nail position. Look it up.
Oh Lubbock, sometimes I'm sad I live here.
West Texas you guys make me proud
Yay another desperate whore wanting texts from random people <3\nSorry you can't get dick shots from people you actually know girl... It must suck being ugly
what a fucking conceited asshole.
We grow big dicks here in Texas, that's what makes this believable.
I know some big dicks in Texas and that has nothing to do with penis size.
I get comments like this a lot...and it usually is from guys with smaller ones than they make out!! Being flexible IS awesome in bed though! =P
Go fuck yourself...actually with that level of flexibility, it might be possible...
Sounds like a preg waiting to happen
Lmfao that's wassup
Cure for cancer?
Texas tech raider rash.
That's my area code!:)
Three oh four 671 three three two three. \nI want pictures of your dicks ;)
Big black dicks love little, flexible white chicks...and the feeling is mutual