I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
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The beaver cleaver?
you can give him an alias, but you will never know his real name. he is in witness protection
What's wrong with naming it anyway??
His I bet is TINY TIM
Lol! Showin some ownership!
Pepe le pue!
I named my last bf Alexander the great.... Hi name was Alex.
Hahahaha love it! XD
She's right u kno
Herm the Sperm Worm....
Funny how you can name a car or penis but naming a vagina just seems completely jacked up
Who names their junk anyways?! Really now! My ex once referred to his penis by name and I told him to gtfo of my bed...
Classy CT, claaa-say
ha, me and my girl's genitals are named Elvis and Priscilla...
But what could REALLY be the unspeakable? There's not much that doesn't include violence, vomit or feces...wait...=]
Omfg, Billy! That's what I named my boyfriend's ting-ting!